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"Bailiff - whack his pee-pee!"
'Trippin in Court' by Cheech and Chong
'Trippin in Court' by Cheech and Chong
Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?
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Speaking of pee pee's..........Try the new Swami Kushendez penis enlarging pump. Available with a 20% discount with every seed order.
~Swami K~
~Swami K~
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Will they be the type with side handles?
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vonforne
What is the PSI on those Swami??? I sure hope it is 100 plus and do they come with the Butt Crack seeds?
Side handles???? Is that with the Kung Fu grip??
You are the coolest Swami.
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Side handles???? Is that with the Kung Fu grip??
You are the coolest Swami.
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Swami can hold his breeder's cup at this famous Portland restaurant - Hung Far Low
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vonforne
I was going to suggest this one
And of course we have to have one for the ladies
and I was told to watch out for this place
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And of course we have to have one for the ladies
and I was told to watch out for this place
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vonforne
guess who hangs here?????
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A food cart in Portland has a tag-line of "You can smoke our ribs but you can't beat our meat!"
"Keep Portland Weird"
"Keep Portland Weird"
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Von
Do you remember the iconic poster from the 1980's titled "Expose Yourself To Art" that showed a guy flashing a statue on a public street?
Do you remember the iconic poster from the 1980's titled "Expose Yourself To Art" that showed a guy flashing a statue on a public street?
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vonforne
Tan trench coat? Ya I think so. Why??
Did it also come out of Portland?
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Did it also come out of Portland?
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Yeah - Bud Clark. Owner and purveyor of the (in)famous Goose Hollow Inn - the 'power lunch' site in the 1980's.
From a simple poster and the obvious money he earned he became Portland's beloved mayor. What a trip! He made politics fun and ran things and left office a very popular guy - still is.
His bar is still one of the best in Portland. An interesting crowd to be sure - drunks, sluts, politicians, slicked-down business types, tech geeks and God knows what else. The kind of place where a woman can expect to be bothered and perhaps groped.
Basically your typical Portland bar.
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this chick here is the spokesperson for Herpes Pizza
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The Eastside Deli on SE Hawthorne has the "you can't beat our meat" slogan too. Amazing deli, I almost always make my friends go eat there when we come visit.
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He might be the alter ego of Rize kid. Or a friend. Or he does not know it is a joke thread.....targeting ML.......makes me think otherwise.
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man whata fuckface.
the moon brings peace to all, even if I have to beat you until you understand.
see, it's about love. swami does not know love, but I love enough to stand up to fuckfaces and say "the moon is love! fuck you!""
hey von, why did my post about soil food webster get deleted? I think we have a pilot there, if not a prime time sit com hit. look out glee!
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Well, it was about a race. I allow a lot but when it hits the race thing I draw the line. Although funny to some it might not be to others.
So, with that being said we will leave any mention of race and jokes concerning race out of the picture.
I hope you understand my view on that point.
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well, I was very respectful, and I was merely describing the sitcom "webster", a show from the 80's that centered on the idea of a mixed race (and size) family from different backgrounds. At the time it was a coup, in that it was integrated in a way not seen before on network tv
but the gist of it was a tiny grey microbe from the inner city gets adopted by a big, rich, and completely gray microbe.
none of the microbes have a race. they are grey.
But soil food webster is a little flagellate, from a poor part of the rhizosphere, and his adopted father is a large testate amoeba with big money.
Fuck all you Commies!
Mad Lib doesn't have shit on Oaksterdam U,
And OU doesn't have shit on 'Mile High Mike'.
He's been growing for a couple of years, that's right, sit down and STFU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqcuWa4lBM
Get educated Bitches.
BTW, going to pop some Greenhouse Seeds 'White Widow', I hear it's THE SHIT!!!
Mad Lib doesn't have shit on Oaksterdam U,
And OU doesn't have shit on 'Mile High Mike'.
He's been growing for a couple of years, that's right, sit down and STFU!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auqcuWa4lBM
Get educated Bitches.
BTW, going to pop some Greenhouse Seeds 'White Widow', I hear it's THE SHIT!!!
What Coot is not telling you Von, and I know this for a fact; It was Coot in the trenchcoat!!!
