Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[Corpsey]

is this the best way to dry your plants?

i got this suggestion from these guys in uniforms with walkies. think ill have the dankest kush after it cures on their cop car?

 

[CC_2U]

Looks like the state police car in front of a neighbor's house a few years back. Several cars actually - LMAO

"Play the big numbers and you just might get the chance to do the big numbers" - f*cking brillant!"

 

[Corpsey]

here they are helping pick the plants ready for harvest...

and helping me trim and bag em'..

best drying method right?

 

[CC_2U]

"If you got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in........."

 

[vonforne]

Now those are some party poopers. I hate that group of dorks to show up at my pool party.

V

 

[CC_2U]

A real guru for the 1980's - David Byrne

He knew a thing or two about 'duh dank' - or at least his audience did.

Life During Wartime

 

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[CC_2U]

decarb

This is from 1978 if you can believe that. Here's true 'veganics' - see what you think of this guy's methods. Note that after the process it can be dried and powdered. An important consideration for moving your product to distributors, i.e. water is really expensive to ship.

This guy definitely has an interesting angle on organic vegan fertilizing without knowing it.

How to Make Cow Manure - Without a Cow

 

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[CC_2U]

Other than their illogical and meritless ban of castings I don't have much criticism to using plant-based 'fertilizers' - they're out to lunch on that one.

Repeating a junior year science class might help.

CC

 

[CC_2U]

I'll move this to the Fermented Plant Extracts thread........

 

[Rednick]

Looks like the state police car in front of a neighbor's house a few years back. Several cars actually - LMAO

"Play the big numbers and you just might get the chance to do the big numbers" - f*cking brillant!"

No Whammy. No Whammy. No Whammy...

Whammy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_EjKKGSXus

 

[CC_2U]

Rednick

You can tell a drug bust tale of woe by how it always starts out - "Man, all I was doing was (fill in the blank)........."

Kinda like a fairy tale always starts out with 'Once upon a time' or a war story - 'This is no sh*t' - that kinda thing.

Some things are eternal and go on a really long time!

CC

 

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[GoneRooty]

Let's just say that it is a water only soil made from organiks.

Swami K's OrganiKush Potting Soil, amended with THC's so the grower doesn't have to do anything.

 

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[ProfGerbik]

Do you think this one's getting the same problem?

And what are these funny things growing on my leaves?

looks like early signs of mold.

 

[guest2012y]

organiks TM

That's right^^^

CC1

There is a yogi from India, Sai Baba, who is sometimes referred to as the Perfume Saint. His devotees claim that Sai Baba is able to cause the aroma of woods, flowers and plants to emanate from the palm of his right hand through his will and can change the aroma from the blessing of one follower to another flower for the next blessing.

So here's your task - figure out how this guy has this deal rigged and become the 'Discerner of Dank' where people will bring you their nugs & hugs with the claim that their latest elite cutting is Belmont Shores Kush or Inglewood-Westside Kush you will be able to go into a trance and by holding out the left hand to show compassion for this idiot's claims and then sending out the actual, real smell of that strain from your raised right hand to show enlightenment.

A basket in the front for the many donations that will come from your adoring public is also helpful.

A hacky-sack demonstration by the staff from Oaksterdam U would add a festive quality to the dispensation. It worked for Landslide Smirk.........


CC

Thank you for the advice,perhaps by changing the scent to suit each purchaser of Swami K seeds,I can bring further enlightenment to many more.

here they are helping pick the plants ready for harvest...

and helping me trim and bag em'..

best drying method right?

There's uncle Bob helping out.....swell guy.

Rednick

You can tell a drug bust tale of woe by how it always starts out - "Man, all I was doing was (fill in the blank)........."

Kinda like a fairy tale always starts out with 'Once upon a time' or a war story - 'This is no sh*t' - that kinda thing.

Some things are eternal and go on a really long time!

CC

All I was doing was growing a few plants man...just my meaning of "few" is a bit different.

All this getting busted talk just killed my buzz. All I was doing was driving on the olympic peninsula to some hot springs, while smoking a joint with the window open. I can't help that my blueberry smelled so good that the motorcycle cop actually commented on the aroma. I said: "This is illegal? Really? Can you call someone and double check that?"

Was that you with that mouthy chick who wouldn't shut up after I dosed her at the hot spring? That was our tub man,we claimed it at 1145m and then you guys came up and popped our bubble with that babylon talking chick man.

Swami K's OrganiKush Potting Soil, amended with THC's so the grower doesn't have to do anything.

Secret ingredients make Swami Kushendez Sooper THC soil mix a unique medium to grow out your favorite Swami K seeds. This soil was put together to encompass the whole range of Swami K seed stock.
From heavy feeding Indica's to finicky Sativa's....Swami K Sooper THC soil mix will surpass your expectations of quality.
~Swami K~

 

[heady blunts]

And on another note.........addressing the Great Swami is a banning offense also. from no on please use one of the assigned underlings to address The Great Swami
after all he is the Great One. And he does not need the Number 1 headband to let all of us know that.

V

come on people, everyone knows SK is above mere mortals battling for headbands.

it was he who created the number 1 headband, forged on the loom on enlightenment on the top of mt. kushendez.

then he gave it to jesus for growing the dankest herbs jerusalem had ever seen!

(it's easier to perform miracles when the disciples are fucking ripped!)

 

[mad librettist]

Relax guys I got this one....

Get some nicotene patches for the plant and it will help with the withdrawls form the tobacco virus.

After picking at the scabs like that you'll need some Polysporin...not Neosporin.

HTH ~Swami K~

It's not working, so today I have settled on the final solution.


All I have to do is wait until halfway through the dark cycle so the virus is out napping, and I'm gonna turn on all the lights and catch it before it escapes.

ha!


moon out.