How to Pass "drug" test? marijuana edition

[*hydro*]

HELP my smoking depends on it, my girlfriend gets upset because she can't smoke with me. Unless she is absolutely convinced
that she can pass the urine test. I've had luck with fruit pectin, but i would like to hear what my fellow stoners think...

How do you pass a marijuana "drug" test?

 

[oneeyewilly]

a cup of shark blood
the tears of a baby mongoose

 

[Stoner4Life]

Just type "urinalysis" in the advanced search box available on any page, the following results are what I found and how.......



The search returned 16 results, I selected
the first & latest thread by BongRipkenJR.,
clicking the "38" reveals all thread posters.

As it was BongRipkensJR.s thread I hit
the "10" selecting his posts only. Since
he started the thread he'd be the one
reporting the actual product results.....

Glancing @ BongRipkenJr's posts I can
see that the third one down shows the
result you're looking for, click that link
between the red dots to go to directly.......

BongRipkenJR.'s Help pass drug test thread.......

 

[oneeyewilly]

shit man hahahaha im a sarcastic ass hole
look the best way to pass a drug test is refuse to take one
if that is not a option than you got 2 scenerios
you are being watched or not
if not dont use yourpee go to a smoke shop get some fake pee make sure it is up to temp
fuck all the drinks and pills that are suppose to cleanse you, they may work they may not
get clean pee and heat it and use it
if you are being watched your pretty fuct,
depends how crafty you are....
look up whizzanator or some shit like that

 

[LovableHuggable]

Google substitution or work for a company that's so big they can't afford to test. I went from local .gov who hate drugs to a large corp founded in San Francisco who could care less about drugs. The more performance oriented the job the less they care as well.

Substitution with another person's pee is the best method hands down.

 

[bobcat1963]

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

 

[aggregatebuzz]

depending on the testing facilities critiria,if they have minimum cell particulate percentage for urin test it is hard

After an on the job accident which I was not at fualt of I was required to give a urine sample or accept termanation,osha rules on a Union run Uof I upgrade.was a daily 1/16 oz user a at the time
the key is in the volume flow,I would drink min. gal water daily and have pissed 6 or seven time within the hours before the testing,don't give the front or end or your stream

worked for me,I keep my carreer or avoided the I'm a disease treatment program,which is worst

 

[fukndenny]

quick fix works great, have used it 3 times now.

 

[aggregatebuzz]

I am one who has had blood field test demanded,that difficult to prove intoxication is it an issue

 

[Jersey_Fresh]

i usually pass them by not having to take them.

 

[aggregatebuzz]

a catatonic could be posed in one of the Sobriety testing positions and stay all day while unconscious,about as conclusive as the blood test is anyway in determining capability

 

[pothead6]

ive passed probations tests by smoking once a week that being the day i go to probation. then not smoking at all and start drinking water the day before like alot pretty much non stop all day the day before just drink it normally dont try and pound it then do the same the day of the test and uall pass just make sure u pee before to make sure as long as ur pee is crystal clear ur good.

passed 2 probation drug tests one after the other this way. my pee tested for very low createen? idk how thats spelled. but they had to pass me becouse i peed twice for them and they watched me both times

 

[greenmatter]

shit man hahahaha im a sarcastic ass hole
look the best way to pass a drug test is refuse to take one
if that is not a option than you got 2 scenerios
you are being watched or not
if not dont use yourpee go to a smoke shop get some fake pee make sure it is up to temp
fuck all the drinks and pills that are suppose to cleanse you, they may work they may not
get clean pee and heat it and use it
if you are being watched your pretty fuct,
depends how crafty you are....
look up whizzanator or some shit like that

love the whizzinator idea ....... his girlfriend is trying to pass the tests so i am not sure how well that would go over

would be funny as hell on the other hand!

 

[supermanlives]

i do just that i pass the test. i walk right by and keep going

 

[oneeyewilly]

if your girl uses it,
that would be wild
i knew a girl who would shove codems full of clean pee in her vergina hahahaha

 

[Greyskull]

toohighmf had a thread about a test he was taking and what he did to prepare for and pass...

i'd check it out if i was you.
or have your chick give it a read.

http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=201811

 

[BigHerm]

The simplest answer is the best answer.

In other words, find a new job.

Or...

shove codems full of clean pee in her vergina