Trimmers say the Funniest Shit!!

[paladin420]

Lets hear some of the good stuff that comes out of our help's mouths. Hell lets hear from the voices in our own heads while trimming.
My fav used to be "I can't believe you are payin me for this"

My new fav is "This bud is too big! It makes my wrist hurt. Can you like grow them like smaller". Yeap stole her away from NASA

 

[Rednick]

"Why don't I have any scissor hash?"

-after trimming one bud-


P.S. I got a hankering, there is going to be some Gold in this here thread.

 

[NEW ENGLAND]

The best one yet was "I have to get to the PTA meeting,can you smell it on me"?LOL

 

[B. Friendly]

"turn the music down my kids are calling"

 

[krunchbubble]

"i can do this all day! i love weed! id do this for free!".....

a couple hours later " how long are we doing this for? i cant see straight, my back hurts, my hands are sore, my scissors are not cutting anymore! i have a sandy vagina".....

im buying a trimpro rotor tomorrow to get rid of trimmers once and for all.....

 

[HighDesertJoe]

Well 30+ years ago my Mom helped me trim after the first day she said:
"You know I'm raising your RENT"
after the next days marathon trim session she said:
"You know your sending me to Hawaii"
The following year I could only afford her for one day:
only cost me a new refrigerator

 

[mrwags]

"i can do this all day! i love weed! id do this for free!".....

a couple hours later " how long are we doing this for? i cant see straight, my back hurts, my hands are sore, my scissors are not cutting anymore! i have a sandy vagina".....

im buying a trimpro rotor tomorrow to get rid of trimmers once and for all.....

krunch I will be getting one myself and would really appreciate a heads up on what ya think of it. I had to old one and it was a god send but the idea of dumping letting spin and dropping into a bucket makes me all tingly inside.

I don't hire help so I would have to say bottom line and I quote

"trimming by hand sucks arse"


Have A Great Day
Mr.Wags

 

[paladin420]

"Why don't I have any scissor hash?"

-after trimming one bud-


P.S. I got a hankering, there is going to be some Gold in this here thread.

I thought of Y'all while I was still LMAO

 

[HighDesertJoe]

As she got up from kneeling on the floor and wiped her lips and chin she said,
"DID I GET THE JOB?"

 

[paladin420]

As she got up from kneeling on the floor and wiped her lips and chin she said,
"DID I GET THE JOB?"

and NASA loses another

 

[Rysam]

"I would work all day for this here bud.."
said While holding an easily 16"+ football sized bud.

yeah and tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day.






(Im one of the few that love trimming, a 12 hr day is just fine by me)

 

[one Q]

tag for laughs

 

[Puddin'tane]

travelling to the op
how long do I have to wear this blindfold again?
*true story*

 

[unclefishstick]

well as a sometimes "professional" trimmer i just wish there werent those "dream" jobs with masseuses and on site chefs i keep hearing about! LOL so as a trimmer the dumb thing i say..."i kinda enjoy this" (last until the third day!)

 

[OjoRojo420]

Trimming is where you pay the bad karma of killing your girls... LOL

God knows its the part I truly detest... Lordy Lordy !

Trimmers are FULL of tweakers so be careful who you hire... Sad to say but some growers also do Meth in order to cope with the long hours and tedious task... Don't ever fall into that trap!

Ojo

 

[paladin420]

And todays 'winner'? 'look scrappin these sissors off on the box works fine,you don't hav to clean m' And I medicate why?

 

[Rednick]

In my World scissor hash is one of the perks of trimming.

 

[paladin420]

Yeah it was kinda fun showin why I clean the sissors. Kinda ssslllooowwweedd done the trim tho.

 

[SKAGITMAGIC]

and NASA loses another

From his first post i figured it was his mom.

 

[HighDesertJoe]

Another one of my favorite pieces of Trim...
I mean Trimmer said to me: "ah OH my hand's Cramping up"
So I Pulled my Pants up and got her some of this...