Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[CC_2U]

CC1

I've been gardening and hoping for a great one this year in my raised beds. I'm actually FAR MORE interested in growing out my comfrey, chamomile, stinging nettle, yarrow, valerian, dandelion, etc. than I am about growing more bagseed weed. Damn! I just need me an 'elite genetic' deal and then my life will be right. Maybe a Kush? Diesel? Canadian Butt Hairs? Arkansas Butt-Crack Green Crack?

I need help because it's my personal belief (based on my readings of the Rig Vedas) that once I get an 'elite strain' then I'll be moving and grooving to a moon-aged child. Kinda like Lady Gaga

Mrs. Coot is trying to keep me alive and she planted yet another form of broccoli - just what I needed - another vegetable that will require massive amounts of cheddar cheese sauce to get it down.

Yay!

LMAO

CC

 

[decarboxylator]

I know.....hahahahaha!

I have a friend of a friend (bottle junkie) who calls up KK and asks for grow advice. After seeing him snap the stems on those plants I consider the guy a loop job!

oh yeah, not a big fan of the 'chiropracty' eh? It seems to be working out for him in terms of yield. I've showed some folks this technique in class and jaws hit the floor. But loop-job indeed, you have no idea....

Discovery Channel was filming us for a few days. He brought them to my house and I gave completely went off, just tore dude down for being a fake, and bastardizing the word vegan. They got it all on camera, I was shaking and red in the face. Probably took 10 chalice rips in an hour. I was literally standing over him yelling. He was like "now you're just being mean" when I made it really personal. It was all on camera. Discovery called me back and is dying to get a play-by-play from me so they can feature my tirade. I've declined so far.

 

[decarboxylator]

CC1

I've been gardening and hoping for a great one this year in my raised beds. I'm actually FAR MORE interested in growing out my comfrey, chamomile, stinging nettle, yarrow, valerian, dandelion, etc. than I am about growing more bagseed weed. Damn! I just need me an 'elite genetic' deal and then my life will be right. Maybe a Kush? Diesel? Canadian Butt Hairs? Arkansas Butt-Crack Green Crack?

I need help because it's my personal belief (based on my readings of the Rig Vedas) that once I get an 'elite strain' then I'll be moving and grooving to a moon-aged child. Kinda like Lady Gaga

Mrs. Coot is trying to keep me alive and she planted yet another form of broccoli - just what I needed - another vegetable that will require massive amounts of cheddar cheese sauce to get it down.

Yay!

LMAO

CC

this guy. hope that's vegan cheeze

Next time I go on the radio (24th) I'm calling you out Professor CC. Plants can't tell the difference between organic and chemical, sheesh, who you trying to kid with all this organic nonsense?

 

[Rednick]

All kidding aside...here's a quick tip for unexpected guests at weed stinky houses. BURN TOAST!!!
Turn on the stove burner and throw a piece of bread on there...smoke in no time. Fire alarm going off and smoke in the air,can't smell anything but burnt toast. The fire alarm also adds to the distraction. Works great.

A trick, or rather M.O., I saw on Cops, Atlanta, once was they (dealers) would keep a big pot (stew pot) of oil going for frying potatoes (french fries). Then when they got the door knocked in they could throw all their drugs (which were in plastic beer cups) into the hot oil.
The guy's oil wasn't hot enough when he got raided and some of the cups were still intact.
But for smell all you have to do is dump a little oil on the hot stove to smoke the shit outta your house.

I like scented candles for ambiance.
Both nothing makes my house smell like BACON. Good, old pork fat.
When I cook bacon in the morning the smell lingers all day long...

 

[CC_2U]

See if the Discovery Channel is interested in a wanabe breeder growing 'dope' in Oregon using the latest release of the GH Organic line - nice stuff!!!!!

I have a brand new bag of kelp meal for sale - who needs kelp when there's something in a bottle, eh?

"I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me" - CC1

CC

 

[guest2012y]

CC1

I've been gardening and hoping for a great one this year in my raised beds. I'm actually FAR MORE interested in growing out my comfrey, chamomile, stinging nettle, yarrow, valerian, dandelion, etc. than I am about growing more bagseed weed. Damn! I just need me an 'elite genetic' deal and then my life will be right. Maybe a Kush? Diesel? Canadian Butt Hairs? Arkansas Butt-Crack Green Crack?

I need help because it's my personal belief (based on my readings of the Rig Vedas) that once I get an 'elite strain' then I'll be moving and grooving to a moon-aged child. Kinda like Lady Gaga

Mrs. Coot is trying to keep me alive and she planted yet another form of broccoli - just what I needed - another vegetable that will require massive amounts of cheddar cheese sauce to get it down.

Yay!

LMAO

CC

Oh man...you got the Akansas Butt-Crack? That's a kush right?

You should be eating organic purist grown kale...raw,no cheese sauce. Try a little salmon brain extract sprayed diligently about the folds of the leaf. Works every time.

 

[decarboxylator]

See if the Discovery Channel is interested in a wanabe breeder growing 'dope' in Oregon using the latest release of the GH Organic line - nice stuff!!!!!

I have a brand new bag of kelp meal for sale - who needs kelp when there's something in a bottle, eh?

"I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me" - CC1

CC

if you follow my website, and I know you don't, I've already been battling KK on this issue. the response: to cut my FPE chapter from the book, ugh...


ps. how's the BOTTLE of fulvic? (clears throat). I got a few stores in CA to carry their products already, a couple up here and one down south.

 

[guest2012y]

oh yeah, not a big fan of the 'chiropracty' eh? It seems to be working out for him in terms of yield. I've showed some folks this technique in class and jaws hit the floor. But loop-job indeed, you have no idea....

Discovery Channel was filming us for a few days. He brought them to my house and I gave completely went off, just tore dude down for being a fake, and bastardizing the word vegan. They got it all on camera, I was shaking and red in the face. Probably took 10 chalice rips in an hour. I was literally standing over him yelling. He was like "now you're just being mean" when I made it really personal. It was all on camera. Discovery called me back and is dying to get a play-by-play from me so they can feature my tirade. I've declined so far.

Whoa...now you're just being mean.
Yield is in the genetics....of course assuming you can grow a tomato plant under a 1k bulb to start.

 

[CC_2U]

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In all seriousness, I went on a 'journey' to learn as much as I could about using 'fermenting' as a way to extract elements from plant material - established science.

Where the whole thing about 'fermenting' falls down is when dealing with compounds vs. elements. Fermentation is not always the best approach for a number of reasons.

Source? Dr. Faust and Dr. Zadow who you know.

An interesting path of learning to be sure.

CC

 

[decarboxylator]

ugh... did you see that the GO line you (CC2) are using is labeled as "VGANIC"... wonder why? Maybe a certain someone owns veganic already and has their whole own bottle line in the works. But you know what they say: A sucker is born every second.

 

[guest2012y]

A trick, or rather M.O., I saw on Cops, Atlanta, once was they (dealers) would keep a big pot (stew pot) of oil going for frying potatoes (french fries). Then when they got the door knocked in they could throw all their drugs (which were in plastic beer cups) into the hot oil.
The guy's oil wasn't hot enough when he got raided and some of the cups were still intact.
But for smell all you have to do is dump a little oil on the hot stove to smoke the shit outta your house.

I like scented candles for ambiance.
Both nothing makes my house smell like BACON. Good, old pork fat.
When I cook bacon in the morning the smell lingers all day long...

Mmmmmmm.....Bacon. Oil trick is clever,but yeah,anything like that...burnt anything.

 

[guest2012y]

"There's a sucker born every minute"....PT Barnum

I was in the hydro store today and saw the Go-Box....LMAO...it was about 12 inches long and 9 inches wide. Laughable...Those bottles must be the size of pill bottles.

 

[decarboxylator]

decarboxylator

In all seriousness, I went on a 'journey' to learn as much as I could about using 'fermenting' as a way to extract elements from plant material - established science.

Where the whole thing about 'fermenting' falls down is when dealing with compounds vs. elements. Fermentation is not always the best approach for a number of reasons.

Source? Dr. Faust and Dr. Zadow who you know.

An interesting path of learning to be sure.

CC

Also on the serious tip, growing environmentally is a good thing, but convincing/enabling 1000s to grow in an environmental way, whatever that means in practice, is even better. Getting dry products in grow stores is also a big step in the right direction. I have lots of angles towards pushing my goals.

There is a fermentation fest in my area coming up in a couple weeks. Michael Pollan & Sandor Katz are to only two name I recognize. $45 for the symposium... worth it? maybe they have a discount for elite clone only growers.

 

[CC_2U]

LMAO...it was about 12 inches long and 9 inches wide

During the 'disco days' (the very bleak 1970's) this was my favorite pick-up line!!!

That and this one: "Do you believe in the hereafter? If you do then you know what I'm here after!"

Lots of drugs in the 1970's eh?

CC

 

[decarboxylator]

"There's a sucker born every minute"....PT Barnum

I was in the hydro store today and saw the Go-Box....LMAO...it was about 12 inches long and 9 inches wide. Laughable...Those bottles must be the size of pill bottles.

I've seen those as some free sample action, that was over a year ago. Well, at least that's a local company. I've met with Larry on several occasions, specifically right after he released the GO line, and he told me not to use the flower formula yet, lol, that's honest and I can respect that. Shipping from the factory to my local grow store is nothing compared to the damn biocanna i run.

 

[decarboxylator]

LMAO...it was about 12 inches long and 9 inches wide

During the 'disco days' (the very bleak 1970's) this was my favorite pick-up line!!!

That and this one: "Do you believe in the hereafter? If you do then you know what I'm here after!"

Lots of drugs in the 1970's eh?

CC

lmao. This guy should do stand up. But as for the 70s... would not know, just barely missed that decade. I figure the mali we have now is about as primo as drugs get.

 

[guest2012y]

LMAO...it was about 12 inches long and 9 inches wide

During the 'disco days' (the very bleak 1970's) this was my favorite pick-up line!!!

That and this one: "Do you believe in the hereafter? If you do then you know what I'm here after!"

Lots of drugs in the 1970's eh?

CC

Falling out of my laughing chair again......stone cold sober.

 

[CC_2U]

I missed out on the cocaine deal in the late 1970's - not because of any altruistic reasons but simply because I had already done the 'powder' deal in the EARLY 1970's - China White

Strung out on that deal for 3 years so that when my 'buddies' were promoting the 'non-addictive' qualities of coke I sat back and watched with a great interest.

Yep - going from heroin where there are definite limits on the amount you can ingest in a 24 hour period to a drug where, from my observation, there seemed to be no limit on the amount one could ingest.

And then to kill the whole deal with $10.00 in beer.

Cool drugs = dumb decisions.

Just my experience.

CC

 

[CC_2U]

When I'm rushing off my run
I feel like Jesus' son

The Velvet Underground - circa 1968

 

[decarboxylator]

I missed out on the cocaine deal in the late 1970's - not because of any altruistic reasons but simply because I had already done the 'powder' deal in the EARLY 1970's - China White

Strung out on that deal for 3 years so that when my 'buddies' were promoting the 'non-addictive' qualities of coke I sat back and watched with a great interest.

Yep - going from heroin where there are definite limits on the amount you can ingest in a 24 hour period to a drug where, from my observation, there seemed to be no limit on the amount one could ingest.

And then to kill the whole deal with $10.00 in beer.

Cool drugs = dumb decisions.

Just my experience.

CC

agreed. I stuck to what I call experimentation... okay with the exception of cubensis which I consider medicinal the way I do them.