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Just wanted to share some funny stories from over the years, sometimes obtaining herb isn't easy. Especially after you have a sole supplier who you rely upon and the worst happens, meaning you have to deal with new contacts. Anyway here's a few stories that will make you smile:
-One day me and a buddy arrange to add our money together and get some smoke off of a guy we went to school with long ago. we'd dealt with this guy a number of times before and he never seemed to be alone, always with friends in his car when he met us. Anyway we arranged to meet him in a car park not far from where we were at the time.
We both walk up, see the spot and I tell my friend to avoid suspicion I will wait whilst he goes up to the car and makes the swap. So anyway I watch as my friend walks up to the car park, I see a silver Vauxhall car which matched the description pull into the car park. Somebody gets out and goes to the shop nearby and my friend approaches the car.
Instead of looking for the fellow we knew my friend instead looks inside the car through the open passenger window and holds out a wad of notes (assuming the guys friends are going to make the deal). The occupants look confused and probably say something along the lines of
"what the fuck do you want"?
my friend replies "is this not xxxx's car"?
the occupants then reply "no"
I watch as my friend quickly walks off FAST in the other direction and then see another silver Vauxhall pull into the same carpark as he was leaving!! I couldnt control my laughing.
-The same scenario as above, same friend. We are driving this time going to meet the same guy as above in the same car park, its winter and the snow is thick on the ground. My friend jumps out the car and walks over to the destination.
There were another couple friends in the car and one says "it would be funny if you drive around the block and see what he does when he see's the car gone" at the time it sounded like a brilliant plan so around I drive.
I get back to where I was after going around the block to see my friend running with a terrified look on his face and a group of passers-by staring at him. Let me state at this point my car is a 2 door, he had seen a car parked up which was similar to mine but a 4 door.
He tries the rear passenger seat and the door opens, he sits inside and looks around to see nobody in it and realizes it was a totally different car. He then jumps out and runs with these people looking at him and says "wrong car" or something. What a man..
- My contacts have all ceased selling for whatever reason which forces me to look wherever I can, I had a girlfriend at the time who had a friend who had a friend. So I got in touch with him. This guy seemed okay over the phone and I thought I had made a good hookup. I dealt with him twice before this occasion and they went okay.
Anyway on the next occasion he asks me to meet him on a busy main road, I agree. It's busy and not conspicuous. I wait for awhile and he doesn't turn up. I keep waiting. I then see TWO dirt bikes which obviously weren't road legal come flying around the corner.
The one leading then stops beside me, guy wearing a balaclava smoking a joint then reaches out and holds out a bag. ON A BUSY ROAD!! I give him the cash and walk as fast as i can outta there. what a fucking idiot. I made it clear to him I didn't want to deal with him ever again.
The list goes on, I'll let you guys share some funny moments and I'll update this with more situations I've been in.
-One day me and a buddy arrange to add our money together and get some smoke off of a guy we went to school with long ago. we'd dealt with this guy a number of times before and he never seemed to be alone, always with friends in his car when he met us. Anyway we arranged to meet him in a car park not far from where we were at the time.
We both walk up, see the spot and I tell my friend to avoid suspicion I will wait whilst he goes up to the car and makes the swap. So anyway I watch as my friend walks up to the car park, I see a silver Vauxhall car which matched the description pull into the car park. Somebody gets out and goes to the shop nearby and my friend approaches the car.
Instead of looking for the fellow we knew my friend instead looks inside the car through the open passenger window and holds out a wad of notes (assuming the guys friends are going to make the deal). The occupants look confused and probably say something along the lines of
"what the fuck do you want"?
my friend replies "is this not xxxx's car"?
the occupants then reply "no"
I watch as my friend quickly walks off FAST in the other direction and then see another silver Vauxhall pull into the same carpark as he was leaving!! I couldnt control my laughing.
-The same scenario as above, same friend. We are driving this time going to meet the same guy as above in the same car park, its winter and the snow is thick on the ground. My friend jumps out the car and walks over to the destination.
There were another couple friends in the car and one says "it would be funny if you drive around the block and see what he does when he see's the car gone" at the time it sounded like a brilliant plan so around I drive.
I get back to where I was after going around the block to see my friend running with a terrified look on his face and a group of passers-by staring at him. Let me state at this point my car is a 2 door, he had seen a car parked up which was similar to mine but a 4 door.
He tries the rear passenger seat and the door opens, he sits inside and looks around to see nobody in it and realizes it was a totally different car. He then jumps out and runs with these people looking at him and says "wrong car" or something. What a man..
- My contacts have all ceased selling for whatever reason which forces me to look wherever I can, I had a girlfriend at the time who had a friend who had a friend. So I got in touch with him. This guy seemed okay over the phone and I thought I had made a good hookup. I dealt with him twice before this occasion and they went okay.
Anyway on the next occasion he asks me to meet him on a busy main road, I agree. It's busy and not conspicuous. I wait for awhile and he doesn't turn up. I keep waiting. I then see TWO dirt bikes which obviously weren't road legal come flying around the corner.
The one leading then stops beside me, guy wearing a balaclava smoking a joint then reaches out and holds out a bag. ON A BUSY ROAD!! I give him the cash and walk as fast as i can outta there. what a fucking idiot. I made it clear to him I didn't want to deal with him ever again.
The list goes on, I'll let you guys share some funny moments and I'll update this with more situations I've been in.
haha good times
