Changes to Montana’s Medical Marijuana Law
By "Radical" Russ Belville
Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer is going to let SB 423 “Repeal Lite” pass without his signature. The Wall Street Journal referred to this as the “Wild Wild West” getting “tamer”. Actually what is happening is that about 28,000 people will become criminals on July 1 and the businesses that used to serve them in an open and regulated manner will now return to illegal clandestine operations that receive no control and return no benefit to the state.
That sounds more like the “Wild Wild West” to me than a system where people register with the state after consulting a doctor in order to purchase cannabis in a retail store.
Here are the changes that will take place as of July 1, 2011, in Montana:
Translation: If you’re a pain patient, now you need to see your primary physician to verify your pain is severe and persistent. Then you have to get an MRI or some other scan to prove it. Then you have to go to a second doctor to verify everything your first doctor and the scans proved.
Don’t worry if you can’t afford two separate doctor visits and specialized scanning. Don’t worry that your health insurance, if you’re lucky enough to have it, probably won’t cover a scan and a second opinion. I’m sure your first doctor will be happy to write you prescriptions for Vicodin, Percocet, Darvocet, or some other addictive, toxic opioid painkiller with horrendous side effects. That will be far easier than recommending you try safe, effective, non-toxic cannabis.
Translation: You can get medical marijuana to help your kid deal with the intense nausea he suffers when you take him in for chemotherapy. However, you’ve got to get a second opinion on medical marijuana use from another doctor. Also, your violently-heaving child isn’t allowed to inhale his cannabis and get immediate relied; he has to try to eat his cannabis in pill, tincture, or edible form without immediately puking it back up and then he must wait the 45 minutes it takes to act through the digestive system.
If that’s too much trouble or expense, I’m sure your first doctor will have all manner of pharmaceutical remedies that will provide little relief and many side effects.
Translation: No more dispensaries. If you need cannabis as medicine, you have to grow it yourself. Where do you get the seed or clone? By a provider donating it to you for free out of the goodness of his heart, but only if he isn’t already helping three patients. If you are lucky enough to find a provider who can make you one of his three patients, he can give you medicine, again, for free. You can’t even reimburse him for the expenses of lights, soil, water, nutrients, etc. You can only cover the cost of his medical marijuana provider card.
If that’s too much trouble or expense, don’t worry. There will be plenty of cannabis seeds, plants, and medicine for sale in your local park, back alley, street corner, or “some dude’s house”. You won’t have much choice of strains, preparations, or potency, and you’ll have no idea whether it’s been properly flushed, was grown with pesticides and fungicides, or if it even weighs accurately. But if you wanted consistency, testing, and choice, you’d take one of the many pharmaceuticals your doctor offers, right?
Translation: Your regular doctor – not some guy in an Airstream trailer, a hotel room, or via Skype – must recommend your medical marijuana.
Oh, your doctor isn’t allowed to sign because he works for the VA, works for a major health care company, works for a major HMO, works for a professional clinic, works for a university hospital, or uses insurance that forbids it? Or, perhaps, he just doesn’t want the stigma and hassles involved with being a “pot doc”? Don’t worry, he’s got all sorts of great pharmaceuticals for you to try.
Translation: If you’re unconscious and need emergency care and the ambulance takes you to a hospital that doesn’t allow for medical marijuana (i.e., most of them), the cops will be called to come take and destroy your medicine before you’re allowed to be admitted.
Don’t worry, though. Since your provider is giving you medicine for free now, it’s really no big deal, right?
Seems unnecessary, since providers can only serve three patients and can’t accept any money for anything but their registry card. But just to be sure nobody dares put up a pot leaf sign on Main Street…
Don’t worry, being required to keep explicit records of all their deals won’t deter providers from helping patients any more than being required to do it all for free. Just get onto Craigslist or Facebook or look up your local alternative paper’s classifieds to find these altruistic providers who will help three patients for free while keeping records of federal conspiracy…
…oh, never mind. I guess you’ll just have to meet these strangers on your own in your neighborhoods.
Translation: Your neighbor who doesn’t like the smell of pot now has a hotline she can call to complain and have cops send to your home to investigate your suspected “abuse”.
Translation: Telemedicine, as defined by Montana law, is “the practice of medicine (to diagnose, treat, or correct human conditions, ailments, diseases, injuries, or infirmities, whether physical or mental) by a physician located outside the state who performs an evaluative or therapeutic act relating to the treatment or correction of a patient’s physical or mental condition, ailment, disease, injury, or infirmity and who transmits that evaluative or therapeutic act into Montana through any means, method, device, or instrumentality.”
In other words, a doctor could use Skype to review your x-rays from a car accident. He could consult with you on diet and exercise. He could counsel you to treat a mental illness. He could diagnose you and offer treatments for nearly any medical condition… except medical marijuana.
There you have it, SB 423, designed to curb “abuse” of Montana’s medical marijuana law, meaning “we think too many people are using it”. If it were a new pharmaceutical pill that was cheap, non-addictive, low in side effects, and effective treatment for so many conditions, you couldn’t have too many people using it. Ads would tout it as the best-selling prescription medication in America. Medical journals would be heralding it and encouraging its use in place of much more dangerous and less effective medications. The government would rush it through the approvals process and provide public service materials promoting it.
But since this is a plant that was in a Cheech & Chong movie, its popularity equals “abuse”.
By "Radical" Russ Belville
Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer is going to let SB 423 “Repeal Lite” pass without his signature. The Wall Street Journal referred to this as the “Wild Wild West” getting “tamer”. Actually what is happening is that about 28,000 people will become criminals on July 1 and the businesses that used to serve them in an open and regulated manner will now return to illegal clandestine operations that receive no control and return no benefit to the state.
That sounds more like the “Wild Wild West” to me than a system where people register with the state after consulting a doctor in order to purchase cannabis in a retail store.
Here are the changes that will take place as of July 1, 2011, in Montana:
Translation: If you’re a pain patient, now you need to see your primary physician to verify your pain is severe and persistent. Then you have to get an MRI or some other scan to prove it. Then you have to go to a second doctor to verify everything your first doctor and the scans proved.
Don’t worry if you can’t afford two separate doctor visits and specialized scanning. Don’t worry that your health insurance, if you’re lucky enough to have it, probably won’t cover a scan and a second opinion. I’m sure your first doctor will be happy to write you prescriptions for Vicodin, Percocet, Darvocet, or some other addictive, toxic opioid painkiller with horrendous side effects. That will be far easier than recommending you try safe, effective, non-toxic cannabis.
Translation: You can get medical marijuana to help your kid deal with the intense nausea he suffers when you take him in for chemotherapy. However, you’ve got to get a second opinion on medical marijuana use from another doctor. Also, your violently-heaving child isn’t allowed to inhale his cannabis and get immediate relied; he has to try to eat his cannabis in pill, tincture, or edible form without immediately puking it back up and then he must wait the 45 minutes it takes to act through the digestive system.
If that’s too much trouble or expense, I’m sure your first doctor will have all manner of pharmaceutical remedies that will provide little relief and many side effects.
Translation: No more dispensaries. If you need cannabis as medicine, you have to grow it yourself. Where do you get the seed or clone? By a provider donating it to you for free out of the goodness of his heart, but only if he isn’t already helping three patients. If you are lucky enough to find a provider who can make you one of his three patients, he can give you medicine, again, for free. You can’t even reimburse him for the expenses of lights, soil, water, nutrients, etc. You can only cover the cost of his medical marijuana provider card.
If that’s too much trouble or expense, don’t worry. There will be plenty of cannabis seeds, plants, and medicine for sale in your local park, back alley, street corner, or “some dude’s house”. You won’t have much choice of strains, preparations, or potency, and you’ll have no idea whether it’s been properly flushed, was grown with pesticides and fungicides, or if it even weighs accurately. But if you wanted consistency, testing, and choice, you’d take one of the many pharmaceuticals your doctor offers, right?
Translation: Your regular doctor – not some guy in an Airstream trailer, a hotel room, or via Skype – must recommend your medical marijuana.
Oh, your doctor isn’t allowed to sign because he works for the VA, works for a major health care company, works for a major HMO, works for a professional clinic, works for a university hospital, or uses insurance that forbids it? Or, perhaps, he just doesn’t want the stigma and hassles involved with being a “pot doc”? Don’t worry, he’s got all sorts of great pharmaceuticals for you to try.
Translation: If you’re unconscious and need emergency care and the ambulance takes you to a hospital that doesn’t allow for medical marijuana (i.e., most of them), the cops will be called to come take and destroy your medicine before you’re allowed to be admitted.
Don’t worry, though. Since your provider is giving you medicine for free now, it’s really no big deal, right?
Seems unnecessary, since providers can only serve three patients and can’t accept any money for anything but their registry card. But just to be sure nobody dares put up a pot leaf sign on Main Street…
Translation: The state or local cops can show up to your grow any time they like and you must keep and provide for them a prosecutor’s wet dream of organized evidence proving a federal criminal conspiracy in drug manufacture and trafficking.
Don’t worry, being required to keep explicit records of all their deals won’t deter providers from helping patients any more than being required to do it all for free. Just get onto Craigslist or Facebook or look up your local alternative paper’s classifieds to find these altruistic providers who will help three patients for free while keeping records of federal conspiracy…
…oh, never mind. I guess you’ll just have to meet these strangers on your own in your neighborhoods.
Translation: Your neighbor who doesn’t like the smell of pot now has a hotline she can call to complain and have cops send to your home to investigate your suspected “abuse”.
Translation: Telemedicine, as defined by Montana law, is “the practice of medicine (to diagnose, treat, or correct human conditions, ailments, diseases, injuries, or infirmities, whether physical or mental) by a physician located outside the state who performs an evaluative or therapeutic act relating to the treatment or correction of a patient’s physical or mental condition, ailment, disease, injury, or infirmity and who transmits that evaluative or therapeutic act into Montana through any means, method, device, or instrumentality.”
In other words, a doctor could use Skype to review your x-rays from a car accident. He could consult with you on diet and exercise. He could counsel you to treat a mental illness. He could diagnose you and offer treatments for nearly any medical condition… except medical marijuana.
There you have it, SB 423, designed to curb “abuse” of Montana’s medical marijuana law, meaning “we think too many people are using it”. If it were a new pharmaceutical pill that was cheap, non-addictive, low in side effects, and effective treatment for so many conditions, you couldn’t have too many people using it. Ads would tout it as the best-selling prescription medication in America. Medical journals would be heralding it and encouraging its use in place of much more dangerous and less effective medications. The government would rush it through the approvals process and provide public service materials promoting it.
But since this is a plant that was in a Cheech & Chong movie, its popularity equals “abuse”.
In our little town we had a good 400 people with sighn lining the busiest part of town where the GOv was to attend a Chamber of "Commerce" get together. Chicken shit snuck in and out the back door to avoid what should be his constituents, and were until he accepted this hideous law. Tomorrow nite meeting of the Revolutionaries to legally stop the Monster in its tracks.
