Hey dude,what's wrong with my plant?

[Microbeman]

Aging is supposed to be more graceful, and it's awesome to watch a dog pulverize bone.

Did I mention that my pair of Great Danes (actually crossed with MastiffXPit Bull) are now 16 years old? The male was 160 pounds at 10 years old but we now keep him down about 130 as his muscle atrophies in old age. I had to take him to a vet to get flea crap and the vet was blown away, having never seen a large breed at that age and so healthy. In case you are wondering what this has to do with the thread > this diet and the acquisition of a non-spayed Jack Russell is essential to having the correct type of horny poo. It is best if you can collect the horny poo and place it in a steer's horn and say American Native chants over it for a year prior to use. This makes it 'double horny poo' and you can just use a pinch mixed into 1000 gallons of water (pool water of course) stirred counter clockwise to supply your nutrients.

 

[mad librettist]

what about the horny pee?

nice pups MM

 

[schwagg]

damn it!!! i' ve been stirring clockwise MM. go figure!

 

[Microbeman]

what about the horny pee?

nice pups MM

I'm hoping to teach a class in the acquisition, processing and application of horny pee at Oakstradam University in the Fall/Winter semester unless the much spoken of Redmond WA School of Cannabis Horticulture and Microscopy offers me a solid tenure prior to.

 

[Microbeman]

damn it!!! i' ve been stirring clockwise MM. go figure!

Bummer brother! Well all is not lost if you have male plants. The clockwise stirred stuff is perfect for males but the girls don't like it much. Of course I'm hoping you were keeping your toungue to the left cheek while stirring.

 

[big_daddy]

Off topic but that is amazing that your dogs are 16 years old MM.....do they get the probiotics as part of their diet?

b_d

 

[guest2012y]

Bummer brother! Well all is not lost if you have male plants. The clockwise stirred stuff is perfect for males but the girls don't like it much. Of course I'm hoping you were keeping your toungue to the left cheek while stirring.

Wait wait wait.....I'm trying to get this right. Does it matter which half of the hemisphere when it comes to which direction to swirl?
And does the freaking moon have to be involved?

 

[big_daddy]

And does the freaking moon have to be involved?

CC1.........If you harvest using the 69 moons of Saturn ,the smoke from the plants will have an aphrodisiac tone to it. Big_mama loves it when big_daddy harvests by the Saturn moons.

69.jpg

 

[Microbeman]

Off topic but that is amazing that your dogs are 16 years old MM.....do they get the probiotics as part of their diet?

b_d

EM fermentations

 

[guest2012y]

BURN!!! But for real, I teach classes and convince the students to drink my plants in juice form with the "hey it's vegan organic" line. And I literally just sent some "vegan cush" bud and hash to the lab, for you fuckers. Can't wait to post the numbers!!! 45 to 50 days flowering.

Now I'm having mental images of MM's dog taking a crap with his lipstick showing. You OFC guys: when the book comes out you guys have to let me send you an autographed copy to say thanks for your help Even if you end up composting it.

You would straight poop yourself after lab results from my KushchemSBbx4NL#5/hazeblueberryak47c99g13H2 X Purplecrackhazebombberrykush....straight poop yurself!

(Honestly though, CC's 'The One' pretty much stomps on everything.....and all you need is your brain as the lab to figure that out)

 

[guest2012y]

EM fermentations

Electro-Magnetic fermentations?...come on now,everybody knows that it's impossible to ferment electricity. Silly stuff around here,just silly.

 

[guest2012y]

CC1.........If you harvest using the 69 moons of Saturn ,the smoke from the plants will have an aphrodisiac tone to it. Big_mama loves it when big_daddy harvests by the Saturn moons.

69.jpg

Chicken Brown Cow,Chicken Brown Cow,Chicken Brown Cow....Yeah..baaaaby.

 

[guest2012y]

Alright!! Time for an update from harvest city....
Just look at those buds sparkle,this is the dankest of the dank dank thanks to all you guys who helped. This is going to be some killer smoke right here. Eat your heart out Rize!

 

[Microbeman]

Wait wait wait.....I'm trying to get this right. Does it matter which half of the hemisphere when it comes to which direction to swirl?
And does the freaking moon have to be involved?

Well now that depends whether we are discussing the equatorial division, prime meridian or sides of your brain. For example if you were off the coast of Africa at central intersect you would not stir but would instead plunge while hopping on your left foot with your tongue rolled, that is if you are a right brain thinker. If you are in the same local but have had a hemispherectomy, you would need to find a 6 foot 3, sixty-two year old Miko to hop infront of you while you close your eyes, chant 'Oh Mommy Pat My Bum' while your pseudofather swirls the liquid in alternate directions in increments of 30 minutes, only while the moon is a crescent.

For further details please purchase the book. I've had it with giving away all my secrets for free!

 

[guest2012y]

Wow....That seems like a lot for the KISYSFD method I've been reading about.
I'll definitely be looking for the book,can I get that at Borders?...It seems a bit confusing to try and manifest all of those things to work together.
( KISYSFD = keep it simple you stupid fucking dumbshit)

 

[Microbeman]

Wow....That seems like a lot for the KISYSFD method I've been reading about.
I'll definitely be looking for the book,can I get that at Borders?...It seems a bit confusing to try and manifest all of those things to work together.( KISYSFD = keep it simple you stupid fucking dumbshit)

You gotta put effort in to get results. Ya Borders, Amazon...all those.

 

[supuradam]

...only while the moon is a crescent.

And here they go with the moon again. Which inevitably leads to moon politics. The only answer to the problem that I can see would be to concentrate on severing individual reptiloids and greys from the collective and attacking the "control centers" of the collective itself. In this case mere technical and psychological attacks will not be enough... supernatural warfare will be the only answer since we are dealing with ’subspace’ beings.

We need the help of the standing angels, yet at the same time we need to be careful since the fallen angels are good at masquerading as standing angels, which they have often done with those humans who have ’channeled’ these entities via occult means -- the ’Heavens Gate’ cult leaders and others like them for instance -- feeding these ’mediums’ with information which has later turned out to be false, manipulative, or even deadly propaganda.


????
Profit

 

[GeorgeSmiley]

You would straight poop yourself after lab results from my KushchemSBbx4NL#5/hazeblueberryak47c99g13H2 X Purplecrackhazebombberrykush....straight poop yurself!

(Honestly though, CC's 'The One' pretty much stomps on everything.....and all you need is your brain as the lab to figure that out)

You aint kiddin......

 

[big_daddy]

You aint kiddin......

^^^Is that The One GS? Whatever it is it's lookin' sweet!

b_d

 

[GeorgeSmiley]

Yep! The One at 61 days.

Makes a lot of these strains smoke like dirt weed.

It was more of a sweet fruit/citrus as a living plant. Trimmed she smells much more floral and after a cure the early test samples smell I dunno.... just different. lol Depending on density she looks like she out yielded the lvpk. So it's frostier, has great affects, grows good and yields well.

Smiley


Edit, Also..... this is a strain that a local ommp clinic/collective turned down free clones and told him that their patients prefer "well known" strains...... I see....