It has f**k all going for it. Trust me on this one.
This woman must be f**king amazing. Trust me, if you are from west coast USA you'll hate Ireland.
This place has:-
Shit weather. After your first winter you'll leave.
Shit job situation. I should know I'm trying to find one.
Shit politics (but then I'm from Belfast).
It has f**k all going for it. Trust me on this one. Don't come here.
Throw some money at an attorney and get her a green card.
If she insists on coming here then dump her.
I hate it here.
I might sound a bit cynical but:-
I'd just been soaked by the rain
I just bought some so-called cheese that was damp weak shit.