this thread is rated terrible? I think it is entertaining at the least and helpful to some at least. I have gotten messages saying "great thread". Well I find it helpful anyway.
I had some decent ones but forgot.
Articulate Idiot
Magnificent Moron
How about Sinister Minister? I am not a minister but there was/is someone on some page I remember called Rev, and so if you are of that mindset it could be a good name.