Internet Tough Guys

[DiscoBiscuit]

And in the red jersey, internet tough guy.......

You missed the best part. Dude gets up and whoops ass. Pretty damn funny.

I watched a mom on youtube encouraging her son to whoop ass in the front yard. The kids fighting were saying that cops wouldn't bust em because they were fighting on private property. They'd stop the fight when it hit the sidewalk and move back to the grass. Mom got busted for inciting violence, lol. Poor gal went viral in one of her most-embarrassing moments.

 

[Duplicate]

PhatPhreddy420, I could watch that all day long.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

We've got one member coming off his (4th?) IC ban. Check him out in ANY fem beans thread, you'll know who it is from the initial onslaught. IMO, some of this is more personality disorder than e-furor.

 

[AGBeer]

All ye tough guys are in for some serious shit when Yummy gets back on here....you have been warned

I certainly hope so. I was actually kinda counting on it.

 

[fukndenny]

on the internet i'm thin stylish and worldly

lol i hope thats a joke.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

What is that, shoe polish? Looks like cordovan, maybe oxblood.

 

[In~Plain~Site]

lol i hope thats a joke.

Never been to Jerzey,huh?

 

[Bobby Stainless]

 

[Yes4Prop215]

back in college i lived with a roomate who was a graffiti artist, and who was always on this graffiti writers forum. the graff forum is chock full of E-thugs, and has almost weekly shit slinging contests that begin online and end up on the streets...

my roomate was semi fat, pretty lazy, he liked to get drunk and then go online and ramble about shit. he started talking alot of shit on the graff forum to other writers, blah blah blah, il kick your ass this, meet me here and il kick your ass that....

fast forward 5 years, im downtown SF smoking a blunt with some another random friend when some big mexican thug and his possee comes outta nowhere asking about the online shit talking 2006. My roomate had told this guy onine that he was "finna get mopped" and then somehow my name got dragged into it because we did some graffiti together a few times. he thought i was my roomate talking online and tried to fight me in front of dozens of peckerwood shoppers on a busy ass street....a big WTF THIS SHIT IS OVER INTERNET BEEF moment occured where i tried to grasp the stupidy of the situation....calmly had to get my fat roomate on the phone to explain shit and he offered a weak ass "dude i was drunk i dont remember saying that" to angry mexican graff writer.....


pretty stupid situation.....graffiti writers are fucking losers.

 

[Bobby Stainless]

You should have told that fat bastard to.....

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Damn, she's a number 13!

Where'd you pick her up, Eastern Europe?

 

[Yes4Prop215]

for the most part i like IC because its relatively free of e-thuggery. there are a few trolls here and there but their posts are free of "im gonna kick your ass" and mostly just full of sarcastic jabs at each others knowledge.....


the ganja makes one more civilized and humble, and have more respect for others who partake in your craft.

but dont get me wrong, im a straight gangster and if any of you mother fuckers try to steal my plants i will gun you down, then find your kids and make them eat wendy's double cheeseburgers untill they shit themselves....

 

[TommytheCat]

Don't wanna mess with this ''gangsta''

 

[Centrum]

http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=9030152

SURGOINSVILLE — Hawkins County investigators say an alcoholfueled argument over marijuana growing techniques preceded a shooting early Friday morning that left one man dead and another charged with second-degree murd e r.

About 2:45 a.m. Friday, deputies were called to a shooting complaint at the residence of Gary Wayne Parker, 55, 2256 Carters Valley Road, Surgoinsville.

Upon their arrival, deputies found Randy J. Armstrong, 53, 1715 Carters Valley Road, Surgoinsville, on the floor with a gunshot wound to the abdomen.

Armstrong was transported to Holston Valley Medical Center in Kingsport, where he later died.

Hawkins County Sheriff Ronnie Lawson said it was Parker’s wife who called 911 to report the shooting, and a .380-caliber handgun was recovered at the Parker residence.

Investigators learned that Parker and Armstrong were old friends, and that Armstrong stopped by the Parker residence sometime the previous night.

The two reportedly hadn’t seen each other for three or four years and began drinking Thursday night. Beer and liquor, as well as a small amount of marijuana, were allegedly found at the Parker residence.

At some point during their reunion, Parker and Armstrong began looking up marijuana growing techniques on the Internet, and subsequently the two began to argue about that subject, Lawson said.

Lawson said he doesn’t know specifically what the disagreement was about.

Parker allegedly told investigators he told Armstrong to leave, and when Armstrong refused to leave he shot him. Lawson added that Parker is claiming self-defense.

Parker was home when deputies arrived, and Lawson said he wasn’t injured at that time. Lawson said evidence at the scene didn’t back Parker’s self-defense claim.

Parker does, however, appear injured and bloody from his jail intake photo. Parker was initially held for questioning, but Lawson said he was too intoxicated to give a statement.

Lawson said Parker was alone in a holding area when he fell and injured himself.

“He didn’t get injured from a fight,” Lawson said. “He was intoxicated, and he fell face forward into the concrete at the jail.”

Parker was taken to Hawkins County Memorial Hospital, where he received stitches, and wasn’t able to give a statement until Friday afternoon.

Parker is charged with seconddegree murder and as of Friday afternoon was being held without bond.

Parker has 10 previous arrests in Hawkins County dating back to 1999 on charges including DUI, public intoxication and failure to appear, but Lawson said this was his first serious felony charge.

No arraignment date had been set as of Friday afternoon, but Lawson said his arraignment will likely be Monday morning in sessions court.

That fight started with two guys in the same room.
Not two guys who have never met meeting up to fight because of an argument that started on a forum or something.


I searched and was unable to find such a case where two people actually did something physical because of some virtual disagreement, outside of the internet. Besides a facebook stalker or kids in the same highschool who know each other.

But you know what I meant.
Have fun


P.S. I think the actual internet tough guy is the one with the most intellect. Someone who can crush people with well written facts and make everyone who tries to rebuttle look foolish. When I learn how to write properly that is my goal, the smartest man on the internet!
I will be so tough, people wont show up for the actual fight! ... : flexes all nerdy like:
Rawr

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Sure they will. They'll just substitute intellect with "ya mama".

 

[SOTF420]

I have seen two sexy little hot chicks so far, the one a page back in the orange with the orange faced idiots and the little sexy springer with the chunky monkey. So at least this thread is accomplishing something

Sweet Tooth rules btw

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

da chunk... hehe

 

[supermanlives]

i have the biggest internet muscles. i dont bother with internet arguments as its no fun getting mad and not being able to kick somebodies ass

 

[SpasticGramps]

SWT#4 IBL due soon! Grab a juicer, tinfoil hat, salad & diabetic testing supplies!

I'm going to have to grab some of these for future use!

Random hot chick.

 

[cocktail frank]

i'm the toughest SOB on my ISP!
i made it to nationals, battling other "King's of the ISP"
it's not easy in between all my time in the joint.
thank god i go on murdering sprees to escape jail every couple months!

damn it feels good not to back up anyhting you say on the webz