the jobcenter!!!!!

[bushwakka]

That £65 a week is not just it, add in the rent and council tax, i know someone now has 5 kids(worth £53 a week he told me),plus him and his mrs benefits plus their rent plus their council tax. No wonder he just shags once a year instead of working.

 

[Hazyfontazy]

i know someone now has 5 kids(worth £53 a week he told me) .

5 kids is worth more than that ,,just goes to show ,they get so much they lose track ,,5 kids = £72 a week

 

[cheesey]

i know this has naff all to do with the jobcentre but... even if you get a worse phone each time, you can surely send it to the wonga man and get cash? i cant believe they can do that! thats definitely not in the contract. surely they dont have a stock of really bad phones just to send to those who have lost a good phone. How bad can a phone be in 2011.

So if i keep losing my phone and ordering a new one, eventually i will recieve some big chunky mofo with a huge ariel like the ones they used in vietnam war?

OFF TOPIC BUT A HEADS UP
if u get a phone after u said u lost your old 1 and send the phone what u said you lost to wonga or any phone websites after they have dont a imei check on the fone and find its lost/stolen the 5-0 will be knocking at your door .
a mate is doing 18 months for phone fraud just a heads up . but hey least u wouldnt have to work and get a bed and 3 meals a day lol .

 

[DocLeaf]

Uk Cheesehead ,, I n I brethren are in jail for hustling flowers over boarders,, say it's full of ppl like your mate

now your sayin' what ive thought many times.

Most the people on buses are on the way to school/college, work, an old-folks gathering, shopping,, or the Job Centre anyway,, might as well give EVERYONE a FREE bus pass... and ban half the cars ppl are driving while signing on,,, makes perfect sense to us. They can scrap their cars and buy a push-bike

Remember,, the bus is going there anyway,, it has a route , it stops, and has bell and everything

 

[Swamp_Dog_Rob]

OFF TOPIC BUT A HEADS UP
if u get a phone after u said u lost your old 1 and send the phone what u said you lost to wonga or any phone websites after they have dont a imei check on the fone and find its lost/stolen the 5-0 will be knocking at your door .
a mate is doing 18 months for phone fraud just a heads up . but hey least u wouldnt have to work and get a bed and 3 meals a day lol .

yea that makes sense actually. New it was too good to be true.
I like table tennis but not keen on eating from a plastic tray (nevermind the whole pickin up soap in the shower thing) dont reckon prison is my cup of tea. cheers for the heads up!!

 

[e4ian]

The census form will come addressed to "the occupier" if your aren't on the polling list etc so they can have the census returned unfilled. they are welcome to come knocking!.

ahaa did'nt know that, mine WAS addressed to the OCCUPIER as well, --so i need'nt of done it!, sssss. - oh well not much for 1 [ONE!] person to fill in anyway.

i suppose you knew this buff.

 

[Hazyfontazy]

yea that makes sense actually. New it was too good to be true.
I like table tennis but not keen on eating from a plastic tray (nevermind the whole pickin up soap in the shower thing) dont reckon prison is my cup of tea. cheers for the heads up!!

prison 20 years ago was tough regime ,although ,sunday night pizza was best i ever had ,,,,

i'd never go back

 

[STUPPA]

prison 20 years ago was tough regime ,although ,sunday night pizza was best i ever had ,,,,

i'd never go back

It's a joke nowadays compared to what it used to be , it is more like a hotel now, you have tv and playstation, radio , you even get a key to ur cell at some nicks now LOL

yeah it used to be real tough tho nothing but a pot to piss in

 

[bigwity]

i got sooo fat when i was in jail a couple of years agoo for cultivation. i gotta admit i was shitting it5 on the way there but after a couple of nights i found it like a boys club its was ok tbh.

 

[DocLeaf]

Unemployment figures in the UK have fallen (for this month),, yet the number of spongers on JSA has risen (for this month) .. lol

If we weren't paying for it , then maybe it would be funny Otherwise it's just another piss-take !!!

 

[STUPPA]

I can't trust the govt enuff to believe anything they say , if they say 2.5 million unemployed i rekon it's a safe bet the real figure is much much higher than that.

 

[dagnabit]

im now going to work on a new deal its compulsery and its a 40 hour week it works out i get paid 2 quid a hour.

now im not aginst going to work at all but i thought the min wage was set to stop companys taking the piss with peoples wages.

just because i cant get a job that will pay my rent let alone the bills, im getting basically made to work for pittance, even though i have a levels 11 gcse's and shit loads of other stuff i can drive a forklift.

they say its to help me get used to work so i can build confidence lol.

they expect me to do the same job alongside some1 who earns nearly 4 times as much.


what a fucking shitter hey.

reminds me of the union thugs here in the states..

been plying my trade for years in "right to work" states. contracted to train government officials to use the equipment. written articles in trade magazines and whatnot. moved to a "union" state and the only way i could work was to start off as a fucking "apprentice" making less then kids who i've forgotten more about surveying than they know.
i said fuck 'em..
now i grow pot and scab whenever i can!!!
i love pissing off union pussies.

 

[lovelightpower]

really benefit claimants are not so high up the list of people who rinse this country.
more shady tings going on further up the ladder fo sho.

 

[Cloneman]

im now going to work on a new deal its compulsery and its a 40 hour week it works out i get paid 2 quid a hour.

now im not aginst going to work at all but i thought the min wage was set to stop companys taking the piss with peoples wages.

just because i cant get a job that will pay my rent let alone the bills, im getting basically made to work for pittance, even though i have a levels 11 gcse's and shit loads of other stuff i can drive a forklift.

they say its to help me get used to work so i can build confidence lol.

they expect me to do the same job alongside some1 who earns nearly 4 times as much.


what a fucking shitter hey.

And you got banned, not exactly going your way at the moment is it?

 

[Buffoonman]

A friend tells me everybody on the sick is being called in for a re-accessment just wondering if anybody knows if this is true.

 

[chris_420]

A friend tells me everybody on the sick is being called in for a re-accessment just wondering if anybody knows if this is true.

Yep it's true m8 there sending out letters to most people on the sick.

 

[Aardwolf]

They sent letters to people with reading/learning disability problems.. Saying basically to fill in a form or reply within a week or your benefits would stop, Knowing for well that they are incompetent and cannot read/write to help themselves,, This is 1 problem that we don't need, The job centre cutting peoples benefit WHO NEED IT! Because of a shitty quota,,, when they just print monopoly money,,

At least many of us are making our own box of money to play their game..


Money grows on TREES!!!!

 

[farmersmith]

i was on the sick once i needed surgery on a pilamadol sinus. thing spread from the top of my ass crack to my scrotum not nice wouldnt wish it on my wourse enemy. i couldnt even sit down in a chair or walk without being in pain and the fuckers frue me off the sick 6 days before my operation i had nurses coming to change my dressings everyday when i was released from hospital. one of the nurses ask me if i was on the sick and i told her about the problems ive had and she said its common all the people who really need it are being frue off and the liars who no how to work the systhem are sat laffing at the rest off us trying to meet ends meet. i know work myself and can say no wonder people bluff the systhem. for going to work 40hours a week i am 48 pound a week betta off and out off that i must pay water,tv liceance,gas,electric,an feed and put cloff on my back. if i never did wat i do it would be impossible to survive.This country is fucked up. if i was in charge i would get rid off all these so called parties conservative, libs,labour, and so on ther all the same corrupt bastards wonder wat would happen to me if i comitted crimes like they have buying a moat for his duck pound out off are money, makes me so angry and they still got a chance to resign with a fat pay out... sorry to go on a bit boys but we brits are getting shafted up the ass at the min and i dont fink its fair.