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longearedfriend
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Stupid sh!t you did when you were young...
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great thread
greennuggets7
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Ok, found a gatorade bottle full of gasoline walking in neighborhood with some friends, one guy poured it in the ground and somebody dared em to light it, idiot did it next to a few acres of dry woods in the middle of summer, dipped the fuck out and turned around a block later acting as we'd just discovered it and called the fire dept. ended up watching them put it out for about half hour.
Stealing golf carts and driving drunk out of our minds in the middle of the night, until one night, a security chased us down (his was gas powered vs our electric) and one of our friends got caught arrested and got charged and had to go to court.
Putting sugar in a next door (literaly) neighbors gas tank (brand new decked out f150), next day came to my house accusing me, but nothing ever came of it. I did it because the dude was a dick
Hmmm... shooting cars from the woods with paintballs, throwing shit at security guards from a 4 story parking garage etc...
I think one of the funniest was when I had rolled up my first fat blunt like 2 grams or something, and was smoking in a sauna, the alarm went off I had just lit it, I put it out and ran to one of the stalls and hid in the toilet for about a half hour (i didnt want to dump the blunt haha).
Nobody came to the bathroom it ended up being some welding that was being done in the generator room.
I proceeded to finishing my blunt in the sauna and was pretty baked
Ahh shit good times... Wait... I still do stupid shit, just not as often I would say
Stealing golf carts and driving drunk out of our minds in the middle of the night, until one night, a security chased us down (his was gas powered vs our electric) and one of our friends got caught arrested and got charged and had to go to court.
Putting sugar in a next door (literaly) neighbors gas tank (brand new decked out f150), next day came to my house accusing me, but nothing ever came of it. I did it because the dude was a dick
Hmmm... shooting cars from the woods with paintballs, throwing shit at security guards from a 4 story parking garage etc...
I think one of the funniest was when I had rolled up my first fat blunt like 2 grams or something, and was smoking in a sauna, the alarm went off I had just lit it, I put it out and ran to one of the stalls and hid in the toilet for about a half hour (i didnt want to dump the blunt haha).
Nobody came to the bathroom it ended up being some welding that was being done in the generator room.
I proceeded to finishing my blunt in the sauna and was pretty baked
Ahh shit good times... Wait... I still do stupid shit, just not as often I would say
Back in 98 tried to lift a satellite dish from a store. Got busted going out and got into a fight with the manager. Next thing I know I am swimming in the canals in miami with cops everywhere. First bridge I got out on my buddy drove by within a minute and got me home.
Rick james summed it up best "cocaine is a hell of a drug".
There is to much crazy shit to even try.
Rick james summed it up best "cocaine is a hell of a drug".
There is to much crazy shit to even try.
I used to puff in one of my high-school classrooms. The teacher was a ditz and assigned long reading sessions while she read at her desk. I had a little one-hitter and decided to fire it up. I (had) pretty big lungs and could hold a toke long enough that smoke wasn't noticeable. (Note to self - unhealthy.)
One of my classmates realized what I was doing and asked for a hit. I would have blazed the dude elsewhere but was reluctant to refuse. Lets just say we didn't get along back then. He was much more noticeable, as if he didn't care whether he got caught. But the ditz hardly ever looked up from her own reading short of audible disruption. The guy sat there and held his toke until his exhale left hardly any smoke. I felt kinda wuss for acting so down-low. He winked as if he'd caught on to my method. From that day forward the dude loved ditz's class.
Several days later, two or three classmates had small amounts weed laying in their pencil slot on the desk-chair combo. I knew things were getting risky.
IMO, I usually had the best pot and classmates that didn't carry would ask for a toke. I let one guy take a hit and he coughed half way through the toke. Even blew the fire ball out onto the floor.
It didn't really matter in ditz's class because she hardly ever look up from her desk. I think the poor woman had narcolepsy, lol. But this dumb-ass classmate jumped up and started fanning the blueish, mushroom cloud. All the kids that hadn't indulged knew the moment of reckoning was near.
Ditz looked up and saw the dude waving his hands in the air. She stomped to the back of the room and shouted, "There will be no cig smoking outside the designated area", lol.
I went on to carry a mini US Bong to school, for that class specifically. Got REALLY stoned that way. I got caught smoking in the mens' room and taken to the principals office.
My pops was a teacher at another school and he and the principal knew each other well. I sat in that office while the P told my dad I wasn't the only student with unusual extracurricular activities. That said, he whipped out a FAT lid and threw it in front of my dad. Looked like somebody had lost an ounce as soon as they bought it. Even had a brand new pack of J*B papers inside the bag.
But the best part was when the P explained the bong to my pops. The P said, "You don't have to suck the smoke into your mouth and then inhale, this goes straight to the lungs." I guess P-man thought we smoked joints like cigs, lol.
That little bong was only 4" tall. My pops had already seen the two-footer at home. Dad looked at the P and said, "Is that all you got?" I think pops was happy I wasn't stupid enough to carry the big one to school.
One of my classmates realized what I was doing and asked for a hit. I would have blazed the dude elsewhere but was reluctant to refuse. Lets just say we didn't get along back then. He was much more noticeable, as if he didn't care whether he got caught. But the ditz hardly ever looked up from her own reading short of audible disruption. The guy sat there and held his toke until his exhale left hardly any smoke. I felt kinda wuss for acting so down-low. He winked as if he'd caught on to my method. From that day forward the dude loved ditz's class.
Several days later, two or three classmates had small amounts weed laying in their pencil slot on the desk-chair combo. I knew things were getting risky.
IMO, I usually had the best pot and classmates that didn't carry would ask for a toke. I let one guy take a hit and he coughed half way through the toke. Even blew the fire ball out onto the floor.
It didn't really matter in ditz's class because she hardly ever look up from her desk. I think the poor woman had narcolepsy, lol. But this dumb-ass classmate jumped up and started fanning the blueish, mushroom cloud. All the kids that hadn't indulged knew the moment of reckoning was near.
Ditz looked up and saw the dude waving his hands in the air. She stomped to the back of the room and shouted, "There will be no cig smoking outside the designated area", lol.
I went on to carry a mini US Bong to school, for that class specifically. Got REALLY stoned that way. I got caught smoking in the mens' room and taken to the principals office.
My pops was a teacher at another school and he and the principal knew each other well. I sat in that office while the P told my dad I wasn't the only student with unusual extracurricular activities. That said, he whipped out a FAT lid and threw it in front of my dad. Looked like somebody had lost an ounce as soon as they bought it. Even had a brand new pack of J*B papers inside the bag.
But the best part was when the P explained the bong to my pops. The P said, "You don't have to suck the smoke into your mouth and then inhale, this goes straight to the lungs." I guess P-man thought we smoked joints like cigs, lol.
That little bong was only 4" tall. My pops had already seen the two-footer at home. Dad looked at the P and said, "Is that all you got?" I think pops was happy I wasn't stupid enough to carry the big one to school.
In the 7th grade on the way to school a friend and I might of called a BOMB threat in to our school hoping for a day off. It happened at his house since he was eating a bowl of Fruit Loops I made the call. Answering the phone was the office lady I knew and talked to all the time. Before I got the whole sentence out I started giggling and hung up, all I got out was "There's a BOMB going off at 9:30"
As we approached school there where two police cars in front. Our wild eyed scared looking Principle was frantically screaming for everybody to go home there's no school today. While leaving the campus the OH CRAP what have we done started creeping in as I saw the look on another friend and his sister face who I'd had told the day before that something might be going on at school.
The biggest mistake I made other then the phone call was going by my Mom's work to tell her I'd be off today. Well she made me pull weeds at her work for 50 cents an hour.
After being scared SHIT less all night the morning paper front page headlines said that an Old Crazy Lady had called in a bomb threat. I felt a little better after that.
In retrospect there had been four different threats called in though out the years and everyone of these callers had been caught and never to be seen again.
As we approached school there where two police cars in front. Our wild eyed scared looking Principle was frantically screaming for everybody to go home there's no school today. While leaving the campus the OH CRAP what have we done started creeping in as I saw the look on another friend and his sister face who I'd had told the day before that something might be going on at school.
The biggest mistake I made other then the phone call was going by my Mom's work to tell her I'd be off today. Well she made me pull weeds at her work for 50 cents an hour.
After being scared SHIT less all night the morning paper front page headlines said that an Old Crazy Lady had called in a bomb threat. I felt a little better after that.
In retrospect there had been four different threats called in though out the years and everyone of these callers had been caught and never to be seen again.
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^ Cool stories Disco. I almost wouldn't believe it but I've seen some of my friends blaze in class.
One time one of my friends filled up a balloon of N20 out of a cracker in front of the whole class in summer school. The teacher was just like of like "What's that?" and he played it off as if it were a novelty balloon filler. He tied it off and hit it to another student. The balloon was being hit around the class room for a couple minutes (this was close to the end of a two hour class so things were lax)! Eventually he grabbed it back, bit a hole in it, and hit it right there in front of everyone lol.
Whudda dumn ass
One time one of my friends filled up a balloon of N20 out of a cracker in front of the whole class in summer school. The teacher was just like of like "What's that?" and he played it off as if it were a novelty balloon filler. He tied it off and hit it to another student. The balloon was being hit around the class room for a couple minutes (this was close to the end of a two hour class so things were lax)! Eventually he grabbed it back, bit a hole in it, and hit it right there in front of everyone lol.
Whudda dumn ass
i hurt a few animals but i always made it quick. shotguns and little birds with birdshot and a good choke. poof nothing but feathers. blew up alot of fish with badass cherry bombs along with a bullfrog or 2
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longearedfriend
the smoking in school thing was hillarious
stonedwarrior
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Man, you guys are nuts... My mum beat the everloving shit outta me for the slightest infraction. Crazy bitch still got no hesitation to punch me in the mouth... Did teach me to respect her though.
That being said, I think we were all pyromaniacs - I tried to set my school on fire age 7 or 8, thank fuck i was never caught, Played with lighters all the way through my youth, Teacher was giving me the shits in year 3, so I got up and walked out of the class slamming the door so hard the glass broke, high school I literally spent more time suspended than there, and was expelled for finally snapping in grade 10 and leveling this lil Scottish vice principal.
Midnight scrap runs at 16/17 to buy weed, really sort of calmed down since then... Still do some stupid shit, but nowhere near the level I did when I was younger
That being said, I think we were all pyromaniacs - I tried to set my school on fire age 7 or 8, thank fuck i was never caught, Played with lighters all the way through my youth, Teacher was giving me the shits in year 3, so I got up and walked out of the class slamming the door so hard the glass broke, high school I literally spent more time suspended than there, and was expelled for finally snapping in grade 10 and leveling this lil Scottish vice principal.
Midnight scrap runs at 16/17 to buy weed, really sort of calmed down since then... Still do some stupid shit, but nowhere near the level I did when I was younger
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CANNATOPIA
Tripped myself & fell sneaking into the cookie jar at night and ended up biting through my tong & breaking my front teeth on the counter. SUCKED!
Strapped
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Strapped, I think you and your girl's high school activities were badass.
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Rysam
I did enough to turn probation into parole.
Higher Power
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I did quite a few things lol. One was when i went with a couple friends to steal other peoples food from drive thrus. Someone fucked up my order so it was on from there. I drove to every fast food place around my neighborhood including the one that fucked up my order and went on a drive thru food stealing spree. We all smoked good, ate good and had a blast doin it. That shit was fun. What made it more hilarious was I had a nice car back then a lexus gs300 with some nice rims, a young dude gettin' his money right and workin hard so i couldve bought what i wanted to eat, but naw I had to do it this way lol.
we made our own electric chair by hooking a wire from the seat of a metal folding chair to the top of the spark plug on a 21 hp Wisconsin motor and if you passed out at 1 of our parties we put you in the chair and started the motor and woke your ass up hahaha.it hurt like hell .
Captain Ginyu
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Around twenty years ago, my best friend & I were baked, & started cruising the town in his brand new 5.0. So we pull over in a shopping mall parking lot to start another joint. As we are totally fuckin stoned, & listening to some music, he pulls out a Glock 9mm from under his seat, and tells me he just bought it and wanted to know what I thought about the gun. As he is showing it off to me, he doesn't realize he's pointing it at me & waving it around in a manner that made me feel very unfortable. I told him this & he said it wasn't loaded & handed it over to me to check it out. Now, I have never handled a Glock before that time, so something in the back of my mind was trying to tell me that I should remove the magazine, & slide the action back just to at least make the gun safe with no round in the chamber. My buddy says "No, I told you it's not loaded. Now go ahead & pull the trigger, & tell me what you think about the trigger pull, go ahead!" So stoned & stupid I was, I did what he asked, and.....B O O M!!! There goes his windshield!
Higher Power
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[Microwaved]
some small critters in middle school, got detention. LOL
some small critters in middle school, got detention. LOL
I don't know what it is with Mustangs and stoners. My buddy's older bro was creeping along through a vacant shopping-center lot while rolling a joint. He crept right up to a concrete-reinforced light pole and the car ended up vertical on it's back bumper. He's lucky it didn't flip over. Called the tow truck and lied, said it was stolen and found that way.
The wrecker driver asked if a police report had been filed, otherwise he was restricted from pulling it down. The buddy's bro had to admit the truth.
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Chong_Irie
I remember when me and my bro were 13ish we got into a lil fistucuffs action with the neighborhood hooligans... So my bro gets his a$$ handed to him by one of the older kids and then i had to step in and stop it..well that didn't sit well with that guy's friend who was about foot taller than me and so we went at it...Long story short, we got chased through some apartments..kicked out of one because the mom's BF didn't want us bringing problems there. But the funniest thing was when we got home and told my mom that my bro fell of the benches at the park and that was the reason he had a black eye, busted nose and a missing shoe lol... pretty wild times.
