Stupid sh!t you did when you were young...

[medicalgreen]

I was in preschool at age 4, and we had these tricycles we rode in the yard at breaktime. There was one red bike I liked the most. Another kid jumped onto it, right before I could take it. I told him to get off and he refused and kept riding it. I took a brick, went up to him, and dropped it onto his head. He was taken to the hospital. I was suspended from preschool, and that began my life of crime. lol

Age 9, tried to rob a liquor store with a Cap gun. Japanese man chased me out the door. That was stupid!

 

[ajc0k]

Microwaved some small critters in middle school, got detention.
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wtf man.. just wrong, sociopath shit..imho

 

[Protea]

I was 12-13, when I had the brilliant idea to Make an IED inside a glass tube. Happy i survived the explosion but whit glass fragments allover my face, and i still cant see on my right eye,

dumbest thing i ever did

 

[Bobby Stainless]

Ya'll heard of Chernobyl?


That was me.

 

[StealthDragon]

Wow I did tons of stupid shit as a kid. here's one dumb ass thing me and my friends used to do:

....when we were about 15 we'd get all drunk and cut strips out of a pop can and put them into the plugin in the wall...then we'd make a circle of 5-10 people and try to hold hands, closing the circuit...I'm amazed how we used to do that....I remember a few of us even held 2 pieces in the socket solo and had a contest who could hold them longest. I remember a few years later in school kids were taking paperclips and putting them in the plugins and tripping the breakers. All the teachers said we would die instantly if we got shocked from it....that began my exponential distrust for authority figures.

All the stuff I read about electricity now tell me that should have killed us...and I don't get how we were able to hold onto a 120v circuit for a good 5 seconds all by ourselves without getting hurt at all....still trips me out....but w/e.

 

[longearedfriend]

^^

lol.

that's playing with fire/teasing death, yikes

 

[Protea]

my parents have a cabin on the southcoast of norway. its on a beautiful small iseland, whit a lovely small vilage of small wooden houses, its really quite wonderbar.
one summer i almost burnt the hole island to ashes. playing whit gasoline and an anthill. i thought i put it out properly. but alas i didn't.
lucky i waited twenty years before i told dad,

 

[dagnabit]

ADW,assault on leo,inciting a riot,resisting arrest,dealing in stolen property,possession alcohol by a minor and criminal mischief.

it was a fun day till it got outa hand...

 

[supermanlives]

well the results are in . ic is full of twisted individuals LOL

 

[TwoOhSix!]

drive bys - throwing big rocks through car windows

One time my friend threw a boulder at the side of a car from the passenger side of another friends moving car and the rock ricocheted off the target car and blasted through the back window of my friends'. Instant karma!

making fun of this girl who was bald in middle school by stalking her on AOL instant messenger under the name InternetRapist...

filling up water balloons with brutal concoctions of random shit like soy sauce, weeks old stale keg beer, ect and drilling people/houses with them

breaking into vacant houses and peeing in all the appliances

we used to go out at night and shoot paintballs at cars with slingshots. before we started smoking weed and drinking this was a favorite friday night pastime

 

[dekab247]

Hmmm

Hmmm

In the middle of a snowstorm. Me, and friend were trippin pretty hard. Got out the water ballon launcher, and went out to this dudes house that was always accusing us of doing shit there. Was pelting his house with water ballons. Last one...My buddy, and his bro let me shoot it. I slipped, and it veered off, and broke a very large window. I found out later it hit the other dude thru the window. I ran away, and run past my buddy...His bro, and...My car. I had to go back to get that. Would have been bad to leave it in the area...

 

[Ursus]

it was fun jumping on my friends trampoline and throwing oranges at passing cars because his house was on a road side. That was until a car turned into his neighborhood and rang the doorbell raging my friends father about his hood and shit. Luckily I scaddadled before I got in any trouble

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Near getting blew up and shot several times as a child, I must have nine lives.

 

[Strapped]

making fun of this girl who was bald in middle school by stalking her on AOL instant messenger under the name InternetRapist...

LOL @ InternetRapist

When I was in high school my girl put me on her emergency contact list ( i went to a different school) so I'd just skip and come pick her up early so we could have sex in public places.

I shot the windows out of some dude's trailer with a bb gun too.

The one that still makes me laugh though is when I poured ketchup on myself and laid my bike on top of me, then started screaming for my mom to help me. By the end of that I really was hurt.

 

[Strapped]

wtf man.. just wrong, sociopath shit..imho

oh and I agree with you man, that's probably the worst thing on here imo. Poor little critters

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

My next door neighbor was practicing his fast-draw in front of an antique mirror. The gun shouldn't have been loaded or he could have pulled a Barney Fife. Luckily the mirror caught the bullet. Poor guy shot directly between the glass and the frame. Ruined em both.

Same guy used to make those hair-pin poppers that hurt enough to slap somebody. It was in the 1970s and his mom wore polyester dresses, lol. One day she bent over and her pink polyester fat-ass was too much to resist. The dude popped his mom in the ass with that hair pin and she wheeled around to strike. Dude laughed knowing his moms wouldn't hit him in front of mixed company, lol.

 

[purple_man]

well that fuqin turtle still "haunts" me...
was like 8 or 9... and found this big ass turtle in the garden, living next to the river, i thought he was lost, hence brought him down to the river.... fling the mofo in there and watch him swim back, i was wtf? repeated 2-3 times, till i was pissed, tryin to save that biatch n it refusing.... so i went to the boat and fling the turtle in the deep water.... never saw him again... later on it occured to me, that i might drawned the bugger as in it being a land turtle...

and yeah burnin down neighbours fields was a huge blast... guess icmag is full of pyromaniacs (a coincidence???)

blessss
ps.: throwing in/breaking all the windows at the elmentary school at the end of summer holidays is a stupid idea, when you live in a country which is under embargos n in a bad financial situation... (having classes at -20 degrees suqs balls big time...)

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Ever notice how some of your friends seemed to stay in trouble more than the average, stupid kid? One of my buddies broke into the junior high school and vandalized the band/orchestra room. All the instruments were locked inside the storage room excepting a set of tympanies (kettle drums).

School security made the rounds about the time dude went to work on the room. There were no windows in the room except a small, steel-wire reinforced pane beside the door. The security guard couldn't see who it was but knew somebody was inside. I guess he got spooked because he called for backup.

By the time backup arrived, they opened the door to find dude had ripped the skin off one tympani and was busy taking a dump.

Dude did lots of damage in the room and admitted the dump part was most embarrassing.

 

[anonnoats]

This thread is incredible. It's like a section from a preparatory manual for expecting parents.

 

[Stress_test]

I got caught three times in the same night with 3 sisters.

One of them was actually a mistake. The youngest sister had stolen her sisters phone and called me from it and arranged a "quickie" in her car behind her work, in the dark, at 2 am. It wasn't until 3 days later that I discovered it wasn't who I thought it was.

Their dad threatened to shoot me.