Stupid sh!t you did when you were young...

[Strainhunter]

Got a little story here, please share yours.

I was about 12 years old or so and we used to go fishing @ this man made canal.
During the summer the real tall grass was being mowed commercially but not removed.
So one day we thought it would be a good idea to pile up some of that dry grass and make a fire, it smoked like crazy!

Lucky us the fire was only able to spread 1/2 mile left and right along the waterway and not inland and it wasn't a too big deal for the fire department to take it out.
It had no legal consequences for my buddy & me.

However my ass hurt for a whole week! Belts suck.

 

[krunchbubble]

just about everything i did as a kid was fucking stupid!

emptied my moms bank account of over $11k at $300 a day and spent it all on video games.....

 

[Strainhunter]

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emptied my moms bank account of over $11k at $300 a day and spent it all on video games.....

Nice!

OMG I wonder if anyone can beat that one!

 

[Mountain]

Something stupid enough to spend a decent chunk of my senior year in high school in jail...ooops. Still graduated though . Everything else was minor stupid by comparison.

 

[Sour Deez]

just about everything i did as a kid was fucking stupid!

emptied my moms bank account of over $11k at $300 a day and spent it all on video games.....

holy shit..i knew someone who did this but spent it on heroin, but video games, wow

 

[krunchbubble]

Nice!

OMG I wonder if anyone can beat that one!

ill beat it.....

my grandma had a coin collection that was worth stupid amount of money, my mom kept safe keeping of it. wasn't so safe in my hands! destroyed all the books they were in and stole all the coins, extremely rare ones......

all video games. fuck i was such a stupid kid and what i told my mom was the reason i did it, was even more wrong....

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Got married.

 

[krunchbubble]

think ill stop there, feeling really bad for what i did...........

there IS a lot more too......

 

[kayaN0W]

goodlord i was expecting sum skinned knee stories, ya'll got right down sadistic lol jesus, draining fundz from family in one way or another.......ew

 

[maxmurder]

Got married.

hahahahah thats funny.

 

[Strainhunter]

Got married.

Bahahahaha!!!!!!!! So simple and often true!

Yeah I always ask "soon to be wed" ones if they know the "advantage" of being married?
Some mumble something about tax advantage etc.

I tell them: "If you get married you can share the problems you did not have before!"

 

[Strainhunter]

krunch I once was accused of stealing 50 cents from my Mom and got my ass beat REAL BAD.
While my ass was still hurting I went through her purse (in her presence) looking for the missing coins and FOUND THEM!

Low and behold she accused me of placing those in there! (which I did not!)

 

[wiseone]

14 years old, found a bottle of unopened whiskey in the attic. Went to my 9th grade prom and me and 3 others drank the bottle and smoked boatloads of weed. I eventually passed out on the hill next to the school and woke up at @ 2am.
Walked home and could not get in the house because I had lost my keys as well. Slept on the porch till grandma woke up.
She never said a word to me. I think she saw from my condition that I had learned my lesson which I did about alcohol. Only time I drink now which is very very rarely, is one of my gf's sangria's. Other than that I don't drink and honestly can't stand the taste.

 

[TruthOrLie]

ill beat it.....

my grandma had a coin collection that was worth stupid amount of money, my mom kept safe keeping of it. wasn't so safe in my hands! destroyed all the books they were in and stole all the coins, extremely rare ones......

all video games. fuck i was such a stupid kid and what i told my mom was the reason i did it, was even more wrong....

well, we've discovered the source of all your bad karma

...or did you ever pay her back? or grandma?

 

[dankski]

well, we've discovered the source of all your bad karma

...or did you ever pay her back? or grandma?

too true,but twice.bad skillz.if you had my mother,you deffinatly wouldnt be here still to brag about it

 

[vonforne]

Joined the Marines and got married.

V

 

[BlueBlazer]

My dad said I was a true to life Dennis the Menace. As someone already said, I did a lot of stupid things.

Had the firebug stage, did something similar to the op, and started a meadow fire. We were all damn lucky the wind didn't shift on us, that fire moved fast. Ours was a very big deal. There were three or four firetrucks, cops, and reporters. Bad, bad, bad. By the time my punishment was over, my behind glowed red in the dark.

Cured me of setting stuff on fire that wasn't rolled in paper or in a bowl.

 

[bakelite]

Good stories, love it!

I don't know what it is with boys and fire Friends and I played with various flammables 10-14 years old......leaves, spray paint, gasoline...wtf? Dumb!

One of the more innocuous pranks involved urinating off of an overpass onto oncoming freeway traffic lol. Stupid shit lol. Never got in serious trouble or injured (thank God)

-bakelite

 

[supermanlives]

told a judge to fuck off loudly. he wasnt impressed and called me a young punk with problems with authority. then i spent some time with the state LOL

 

[Bobby Stainless]

blow.

lol.