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Madrus Rose

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'My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option'

Charlie kinda missed the fact that people don't like to be confronted with truth.
That show was doomed from the beginning...

When you start to sell tickets this pricey for a "Show" , Charlie needed to have something "wild & entertaining" put together with some kind of pace involved that held the audience together . Sounds like he lost control rapidly from the start & didn't have anything put together and literally didn't have his "act together" .

There were some feeble attempts at making some "Crack Jokes" because Detroit would be more open to them ? Kind of lame reasoning , not even some decent Vatican jokes or any kind of coherent stand-up stories or monologues to keep peoples attention focussed . Playing some vids of past movies , running on & off stage when the opening comedian bombed , bringing out his "Goddesses" for a bit & Snoop Dog a no~show. (who could blame him <G)

There are actors that have done absolutely magnificient One Man Shows on Stage with scripts , some of my very favorite theatre . But Charlie's got to realize that just posing on stage spouting some disheveled weak rants and spoiled Hollwood actor mumblings isn't going to cut it with a paying audience that expected a little more than this .

Weak , lame ...back to the gated Hollywood compound for him , sorry Charlie but you Bombed & you bombed really badly . No insights of a life spent as an insider in Hollywood or as an actor with something relevant to say personally or some captivating wild stories ...what was revealing was witnessing a spoiled , self indulgent numbed out ass who had been better off staying in the safety of his gated million dollar home with his immature goddess babies.

At least he could have prepared a script & had some good writers work on something entertaining based on the "Vatican Warlock Assassin" persona or legendary Party Animal ....but we just got a weak rambling sketched-out Charlie , which didnt cut it in Detroit

Not Winning ....BOMBED

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decarboxylator

He should have just fucked the goddesses on stage. He's the best at what he does, and they are the best at what they do. And when they are together it's on. Sorry middle america. LOL
 

Honkytonk

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People got what they paid for:
Witnessing live the trainwreck that Charlie is.
I don't understand people buying the tickets after all the 'truth' they had coming from him in the last weeks and then expect a good show...
Charlie showed them the truth: He's a wreck. Pointless and without meaning. To some extend entertaining but mostly sad and without any substance.
 

TruthOrLie

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...but I already got your money... Why are you booing? Why are you complaining? Why are you leaving?

I ALREADY _GOT_ YOUR MONEY!!!!

lol, they guy throws shit in the face of whoever pays him. this guy is genious
 

Bozo

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After reading through most of these post it is clear to me many of you spend much of your time and thought worrying about what someone else is doing .I would like to put a thought out there .If you spent that time trying to better your life ,your life should improve .If you spend your time worried if some other guy that has no dirrect or indirrect influnce on your life you will probably have wasted that time .Just a thought .And a quick question.Never heard of this guy is he special?
 

Madrus Rose

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He should have just fucked the goddesses on stage. He's the best at what he does, and they are the best at what they do. And when they are together it's on. Sorry middle america. LOL

Yah , think that was one of the most obvious themes they could have filled large parts of the show with--lite porn ...if his handlers had even 1/2 brains . Playing the part of the famous "party Animal" with the best hookers in Hollowood, they could have choreographed something entertaining but alas Charlie doesn't poll dance ! ;)

That was one of the only light moments of the night when reported his two goddesses came onstage & french kissed each other... but his handlers could have anticipated this but they're prolly just as half baked as he is . They should at least had some Vegas showgirls to take the spotlight off this trainwreck .

Wow , this vid is excruciating...just him onstage behind a Presidential Podium
rambling/preaching away the lamest ryming simon "deep shit" ....they booed him mercilessly . Knew this would happen , stand-up Comedy is brutal but he didn't even attempt to be funny <G

Just watch this , omg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7WejPGnjj0

omg, too surreal .... have seen panhandlers on the street with sign
" Spaceship Needs Spare Parts ", more entertaining than this !
(he could have hired great writers easily , but ego out of control)

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I've never really been a fan,but i think old charlie is getting the last laugh so far.Must be nice seeing all those 000000's in your bank acct.His net worth has got to be in the 10's of millions.

I would say thats FU money too
 

DiscoBiscuit

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He's not as bad as he's unprepared. He's just got to get an act. ~Thirty friends (for lack of a better word) and a promoter ain't no producer and crew. Somebody already mentioned the need for writers. It's like a board meeting with no executives and no plan. Everything that Charlie knocks Chuck Lorre over is what's missing from his own show... a fuckin' clue.

Will Charlie be more prepared for Chi-town? I doubt it. Hoping to pull from the last show's highlights is only as good as the last show. Poor Charlie.
 
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longearedfriend

charlie should make a porn tape and sell it for a lot of money, he should film his party animal-ness, the 7g crack smoking.. .

I just watched... well watched only half of platoon... charlie sure changed

as for the guy who said... that.. we should put all that energy into ourselves

lord knows you cant change people...
maybe you are the one wasting energy trying to change people here :)
even if I agree with what you said

I put a lot of energy into bettering myself but..
when I am at work and have nothing to do, I like to come in the den..

and charlie.. well hes a funny and entertaining guy,
I dont go out looking for information about him, but I read about him here

how many people spend hours and hours in front of the computers, and televisions
we have a problem as a society

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but I dont think its the tv thats the problem
 

Madrus Rose

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There's been just some great actors doing one man shows ...that Charlie as an actor himself should have at least been able to remember to honor. Not to mention all the great stand-up comedians from George Burns to George Carlin .

Hal Holbrook who did the great one man show of Mark Twain for years and was a fantastic role ....

The great Irish actor Shay Duffin (who died in May) doing the life of Irish poet/playwrite Brendan Behan for years onstage ....

James Whitmore , great American actor who recaptured the life & humor of the great American satirist
Will Rodgers ...

Down to more recent John Leguizamo's one man stand up show "Ghetto Klown"...

Or the tour de force of Laurence Fishburne portrayal of ground breaking Supreme Court Justice, Thurgood Marshall , just aired on HBO.

* Charlie Sheen should have thought about this before believing his ego was a substitute for having the tiniest talent to match . Sad comment on what people believe they need in entertainment , hard to believe there will be even one follow up show of what should be called -->

"The Trainwreck of the Century Tour".

Guess it was not to be avoided , Charlie needs major help....

(just makes you appreciate Pee Wee Herman all the more ...
his new show on broadway is really fun , pee wee is back ! lol)

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DiscoBiscuit

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An artist either creates or they merely replicate. Charlie may bring creativity to acting rolls but he's following a theme and more precisely a director's express intent. Charlie may have a creative bone. IMO, it's not very big.
 
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decarboxylator

safe prediction: he looses money on the tour.
wild prediction: he ODs on tour.
 

Bozo

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plus... how many people spend hours in front of the computers, and televisions
we have a problem as a society

tv_zombie.jpg


but I dont think its the tv thats the problem

Couldnt agree more TV and internet are not the problem.I have no earthly idea what the problem is either.But we do have one .I dont think ole charlie is the problem either .In REAL life if I worked with him and he went off the res and turned into a junkie.I would put distance between us because I have witnessed first hand how it ends and its never pretty.Its kinda like knowwing a train wreck is gonna happen and pulling out the lounge chair to sit comfotably and watch.No way we would do that ,would we?
 
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longearedfriend

even if we have a problem... I believe that we can fix it.. I think we are scared of each other.. not all of us... but in general... and for good reasons...

obligations are a pain sometimes..

the other day I was driving through a big city. and I saw all the stores.. and basically.. all the stores carried the same stuff... and im thinking, there is so much useless garbage
energy spent on crap

im not sure things are gonna get better... but they can
we have such immense potential
 

Bozo

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I must admitt if there is a problem I may be part of it .I am afraid of people not all people and for good reason.But why am I afraid .Mostly from past experience.Cherish the ones you have let into your life
 

TruthOrLie

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People give Charlie too much credit. People give famous actors too much credit.

The director picks from 100s of people someone he sees what he wants.

The writers make up the words.

The performer doesn't even dress themselves.
 
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longearedfriend

I must admitt if there is a problem I may be part of it .I am afraid of people not all people and for good reason.But why am I afraid .Mostly from past experience.Cherish the ones you have let into your life

well you cant take all the blame
we can blame society/others a bit :)
 
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