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my wife wants to know every single little thing i do online

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Well I have had a few women that were pretty obsessed with my cheating. I am not talking about women I was living with or something, although there have been a couple of those. They never wanted me to have other women around in any form so I didn't have choices. They wanted me to be emotionally invested in them... want to know something? Some of the worst culprits were either cheating or making sure they had choices when it did fail and it did fail. If you have to worry about someone else cheating you are totally screwed. There is nothing you can do about it if they decide. It is like telling someone not to get high. You can do anything you want and they will find a way to do whatever they want anyway.
 

stoney917

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my women is scared to touch my computer.. will be a good idea to erase the friendfiner acoount though.
 

TruthOrLie

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i get in trouble when the lady sees someone's signature and its two sexy ladies hitting a bong in a bathtub covered in bubbles.

I tell her its just the guys signature and im still in the dog house for the rest of the night
 

gdtrfb

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I don't think she'd like the snuff references.

Some of us fail to absorb broad social understanding in the formative years. What you consider psychobabble (my word) is either afterthought from broad understanding or less than understanding itself.

Here's one for those who may find reading of the understanding of others boring...

We can pick our friends and we can pick our nose. But we can't wipe the wife on the bottom of the couch.

prolly came across harsher than i intended, but it's just a trend i've noticed - not just here, but in internet/forum communications.

the one person not involved in divining the mysterious depths of what insights and social moires the topic exposes is the person who started it - and 1 sentence really isn't enough to make anything said in response to that 1 sentence....actually about that person.

it's probably just my version of psychobabble to notice, but...for the most part, folks aren't talking about 'him' or his situation (be it this convo, or the millions like it before and since)...they're talking about themselves. it isn't the understanding of others, it's the projection of oneself upon a very, very, very slight situational framework.

'douche' probably was harsh, but dammit, i just don't get to say the word enough.

douche douche douchey douche. there, i should be good for awhile now.
 
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I'm confused

I'm confused

How the heck is she going to see everything you're doing online from the kitchen?
 
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IE2KS_KUSH

Re: my wife wants to know every single little thing i do online

should i kill her or what? thanks.

I wouldn't take anything off the table..but fuck it really I mean so what she wants to watch what you do? Big deal? What are you trying to meet Chris Hansen from To Catch a Pedo! Lol or you could fuck with her and look at some crazy shit....
DO NOT LET HER WATCH YOU ONLINE RESEARCHING WAYS TO OFF HER!

Aside from that whats the big deal?
 

kmk420kali

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I moved this to the TD, you all want to bash on women you can do it here.

I just seen this-- My wife was worried about what I was doing online (A While back)...then I invited her to look at all I do... ICMag, and a couple other sites I frequent...she has full access to everything I do-- She got bored, and figured out it was not a threat to her...she is just not into some of the things I am--:tiphat:
 

headiez247

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i used to look up the nastiest fucking porn i could and leave like 100 tabs up in opera just to desensitize mine..
13 years later she could give a shit what i do on the comp as long as i keep pumping out drawings for the DOT and getting that paper.

Legal ZOOM! For all your divorce needs, but your suggestion may work as well.

:joint:

hahaha awesome.

My GF doesn't give a crap what I do online. She spends all day on the computer doing Medical Transcription, so she could not give a shit what I do (mostly ICMAG and surfing news and FARK). She doesn't even look, unless I show her some fucked up picture or photo I found.

I leave the laptop on, she can look all she wants. I just delete the porn from the history and she's none the wiser.

For a chick that doesn't smoke or drink, she tolerates my beer drinking and dope smoking/growing with little or no issue. she might bitch if I drink too much, but as long as I toke up in the garage, it's a non issue.

You got a baller set up bro.
 

Deft

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I had a girlfriend do this to me once, turned out she was cheating and her laptop was full of stored IM conversations.

Some people are crazy just beneath the surface.
 

JWP

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I had a girlfriend do this to me once, turned out she was cheating and her laptop was full of stored IM conversations.

Some people are crazy just beneath the surface.

Happens all the time bro. Happend to me too. I was smart though. When she started to show distrust in me i asked the question... Why... And i put a keylogger on her laptop.

I bet at least another 10 people who have read and replied to this thread have had this happen to them but they have not said anything. Maybe they dont even know!

People like medicalgreen could have this happening and would have no idea...

Until the crazy biatch got sick of his love and forgivness and not getting the hint and hired a hitman! Happens ALL the time. Everyday... Its real... Ask google lol
 
Happens all the time bro. Happend to me too. I was smart though. When she started to show distrust in me i asked the question... Why... And i put a keylogger on her laptop.

I bet at least another 10 people who have read and replied to this thread have had this happen to them but they have not said anything. Maybe they dont even know!

People like medicalgreen could have this happening and would have no idea...

Until the crazy biatch got sick of his love and forgivness and not getting the hint and hired a hitman! Happens ALL the time. Everyday... Its real... Ask google lol

hey little boy,
the only woman who ever cheated on me was your mother, and that's because she was already married to your dad. :wave:
 

JWP

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hey little boy,
the only woman who ever cheated on me was your mother, and that's because she was already married to your dad. :wave:

Good one dickhead how long did it take you to come up with that? I just got off the fone with my mother and she said thats not the truth at all.

She said the GHB you spiked her drink with was waring off and she thought you were cute anyway but when you got to the bedroom and you couldnt get it up she said fuck this and and went home to my dad... :wave:
 
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You should have nothing to hide from her, my wife knows everything I do & weather or not she approves 100% with my actions at least she respects my choices & decisions as I respect hers. Marriage is 50/50.
 
Good one dickhead how long did it take you to come up with that? I just got off the fone with my mother and she said thats not the truth at all.

She said the GHB you spiked her drink with was waring off and she thought you were cute anyway but when you got to the bedroom and you couldnt get it up she said fuck this and and went home to my dad... :wave:

:laughing:

at least your somewhat honest. I guess she never told you the whole story. I had to throw her ass out after she told me she didn't bring the cash she promised from your dad. I don't do this shit for free ya know. Not for her anyhow. And tell her to quite sleeping with your father when i'm not around!
 

JWP

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hey little boy,

You the one with a whole gallery dedicated to cartoons lol.

There is a psychology lesson for you people.

The way medicalgreen points the finger at me and makes out i'm a little boy while in fact he is a little boy.

Is th same as when your Mrs points the finger at you and suspects you of doing something you shouldnt be doing.

The same neural pathways & fucked up cheater logic/reasoning are used.

Beware :tiphat:
 
You the one with a whole gallery dedicated to cartoons lol.

There is a psychology lesson for you people.

The way medicalgreen points the finger at me and makes out i'm a little boy while in fact he is a little boy.

Is th same as when your Mrs points the finger at you and suspects you of doing something you shouldnt be doing.

The same neural pathways & fucked up cheater logic/reasoning are used.

Beware :tiphat:

Hey man i'm sorry. Honestly. I never meant to pick on the retarded. I'm not THAT mean. But you should have said something, like "I'm slow, everyone, so go slow behind me, or go around me". That's all you ever need to say, to let people know you're not on a mental par with your online peers.
It's all good! :comfort:
 

JWP

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Go read some cartoons or jerk it to manga little boy before a mod bans your stupid ass from here.

Whats wrong with you? Do you just troll forums looking for people to try and insult and start arguments with?

Anything else to say on the topic of the thread?
 

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