yeah thats a classic.. god forbid if I ever got asked that question but i think the answer would be mother nature, god or something smartass like that ( tell us your source and we'll go easy on you)
Another fun one they use is "We'll do everything we can to make this better for you."
Of course you are because there isn't anything you can do besides take these cuffs off and let me run without shooting me and we both know that's not gonna happen.
Once again for further education: Cops can't make anybody make anything any easier for you... it's not their job. They drop you off at the people who don't take it easy on anyone.