How to select a female

[HempKat]

I am in no real hurry.. I am not really looking, but I keep my eyes open

I bet you end up being the first of the single people in this thread, to settle down and get married. I say that because it's been my experience that guys not really looking to be in a serious relationship are the first to get married.

When I was a teen I had a group of guy friends and whenever the subject of marriage came up all of them were like "Man, I'm never getting married, I'm gonna enjoy the bachelor life forever." I was the only one who even at 16 knew I wanted to get married and settle down and start working towards a family. Well out of that group, every single one that said they didn't want to be married were married within 5 years. Me on the other hand, I ended up not getting married until about 25 years later (although various circumstances in my situation such as incarceration had alot to do with why it took so long.)

 

[HempKat]

Ok here’s a real answer from a real man. The bitch is never crazy you are. Finally a answer from someone who actually is man enough to tell the real shit. Did you hear that all you guys whining about how crazy the bitch was you knew that day two and your so damn crazy you didn’t get the hell out.

alright my man jack haze!!! good for you thanks for putting this shit in the right.

Actually the real truth has nothing to do with being a man, or woman for that matter. The real truth is love is a powerful emotion that drives us all crazy. Both men and women tend to go nuts in a relationship just look at the evidence. For example when we engage ourselves the man is usually expected to spend 2 months salary on the ring. To me that's just plain crazy. Why waste so much money on a ring that could get lost, stolen or never leads to marriage? In court it's an excuse for murder if you catch your mate in bed with someone else, the defense is a form of temporary insanity they call a crime of passion. We hook up with folks sometimes that have obvious issues that they've likely had all their lives and we ignore them saying to ourselves "We'll fix them in time". Those were just some quick examples I'm sure we could come up with many more.

 

[akasomeoneelse]

no offense taken.. everyone has there own thoughts and opinions.. and as life goes on i might change my approach.
its largely about what age group of girls you are trying to date.

this is a guideline not all women fit this.
young girls 18-22 tend to want to party and experience things. not be tired down.

22-30 girls, girlfriends are getting prego and married and they follow the heard. there will be the ones that really want something stable and other who think they do but within not long of being couped up either with a hubby or babies, crack under pressure and run away (best scenerio) cheat (worse scenerio)

30-40 the baby clock is ticking and women tend to settle for whoever just to get a baby to fill a void.. this age group will more likely to put up wit a shitty guy they dont really want because of the pressure to not look like a failure to friends and family, and because they fear dying alone without someone by there side(there kid)

then older single women tend to be horny as hell, know what they want and dont settle for less. at this point they are used to being alone and dont care, either because they already have kids or because they are more about nice things and young men

then at the nursing home age its not about sex anymore but about company and quality time. or about waiting and hoping to die..

personnaly i believe if you are open about everything and there are no lies or secrets from the beginning, act yourself and if the girl loves you shell stick around no matter because she knows the real you, and doesnt make discoveries along the way, unkless you are making them together.

i talk about other girls all the time, my girl knew me as a male slut, and i still am but i am not a cheater. talkiing openly about temptations makes them less tempting, and if you found the right girl for you, maybe youll get 3 somes or more..\

if sex is VERY important to you, make damn sure the girl knows this from the beginning so its no suprise when you remind her along the way to put out more..

realationships are all about comprimise, but you cant expect anyone to go thou life with a ball and chain around there ankle.. i view relationships as a carpool.. if your going in the same direction today great, make the best of it, but if your direction changes, its unfair to yourself to not live the life you want, and unfair to your partner be3cause it will show thou that you are unhappy and the fact your unhappy and that they cant make you happy will drain them slowly but surely killing both your spirits..

youll love more than one person in a life time.. wheter you admit it or not.. if your not heading in the same direction anymore, its not that you dont have love for the person or arent IN love with them, but if its not meant to work it wont.. if it is meant to work youll find the way..

like i said thou you gotta be happy to make the people around you happy. and if thats not the case maybe its just a matter of getting to know yourself and living your life, before you can give it to someone else..

honestly i wish that true love and soul mates existed but ive yet to see the proof..

 

[WelderDan]

Finding a good woman is like playing poker

1 - You have to play the hand you were dealt. You'll get dealt another hand soon enough.
2 - Sometimes you get dealt Aces, sometimes you get dealt crap
3 - You gotta know when to bluff and when to call
4 - To quote Kenny Rogers, "know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run"

Seriously though, it's about tolerance. You have to find one you can tolerate, and one that can tolerate you.

 

[Kcar]

Look for the 'crazy' in their eyes.

 

[hamstring]

Actually the real truth has nothing to do with being a man, or woman for that matter. The real truth is love is a powerful emotion that drives us all crazy. Both men and women tend to go nuts in a relationship just look at the evidence. For example when we engage ourselves the man is usually expected to spend 2 months salary on the ring. To me that's just plain crazy. Why waste so much money on a ring that could get lost, stolen or never leads to marriage? In court it's an excuse for murder if you catch your mate in bed with someone else, the defense is a form of temporary insanity they call a crime of passion.

We hook up with folks sometimes that have obvious issues that they've likely had all their lives and we ignore them saying to ourselves "We'll fix them in time". Those were just some quick examples I'm sure we could come up with many more.[/

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What?? Never been there my brain does all the thinking not my penis. Lets see an erection lasts how long compared to the down time you have between each one. I disagree 100% you reap what you sow. You get crazy because you planted it. If you can’t see the light in a couple of days then you are the crazy one. Please don’t confuse desperation for Love. Love isn’t simply an emotion that happens in a brief second it takes time to develop for sane people not something that happens after a good romp in the bedroom.

I am closing in on 50 and in that time I have told 2 people I love them one when I was 19 (didn’t know what love was) and my wife who I married at age 30. If your one of those people trying to change someone you get exactly what you deserve e x a c t l y.

All the talk about spending money on wedding rings I married my wife at the courthouse that’s on you. Who spends a bunch of money and attributes that to love they have nothing to do with each other. If that weren’t the case the jewelry shops wouldn’t be doing so much business. It’s not people in love buying rings its people buying into some kind social baggage please don’t attribute that to love. I attribute that to desperation and misplaced belief system. I don’t live in that world and neither do a lot of people I am sure I am not only one.

Come on happily married or in a relationship people please chime in. Did you tell you partner you loved them after a month, 2 months how about 6 months or more.

If you don’t honor the word LOVE it wont honor you.

 

[designer]

I am in Washington and I have a woman in Northern Oregon driving up to see me and one from Central California driving up to see me. It is insane. I actually picked a fight with both of them to try so minimize my chances of seeing one and they are both still coming. I think I can get rid of one on Saturday and stall one till Sunday and still have a happy ending. But man, I need some medicine because this shit drives me crazy. Both of these women are unstable mentally and prone to violence. I am supposed to be seeing the one from Oregon in a couple hours. Wish me luck.

 

[The Hummus Monk]

Good luck.

 

[akasomeoneelse]

i am in a happy relationship of almost 4 years. im 26 and my girl is 22. we are young and we realize that it might not last forever.. she met and knew me as a male slut and i never hid that.. my chick is bisexual and we have had 3somes and are open about anything and everything.. honesty is the most important asspect for me because it devolpes trust.. once you have a healthy friendship and a solid trust, its easy to love one another for who we are... i cant tell yous if itll last forever because i dont know what tomorrow holds but, we make the effort to make it work, and when its not anymore we will admit it. and decide from there whats best.. marriage or rushing to make babies as a way of handcuffing is wrong. personnaly i dont find i need a piece of paper or a big cerimony to prove i love someone, to me love is more about the little everyday things, not the holidays, or aniversaries. its all about being happy with what and where you are today.. you could be dead tomorrow so just enjoy today..

these are only my opinions and experiences. dont listen to me, listen to the little voice in your head(the big head) and your "gut" feeling, only you will know whats right and what to run from..

 

[decarboxylator]

I am in Washington and I have a woman in Northern Oregon driving up to see me and one from Central California driving up to see me. It is insane. I actually picked a fight with both of them to try so minimize my chances of seeing one and they are both still coming. I think I can get rid of one on Saturday and stall one till Sunday and still have a happy ending. But man, I need some medicine because this shit drives me crazy. Both of these women are unstable mentally and prone to violence. I am supposed to be seeing the one from Oregon in a couple hours. Wish me luck.

good luck, hide all of your knives and firearms.

 

[supermanlives]

I am in Washington and I have a woman in Northern Oregon driving up to see me and one from Central California driving up to see me. It is insane. I actually picked a fight with both of them to try so minimize my chances of seeing one and they are both still coming. I think I can get rid of one on Saturday and stall one till Sunday and still have a happy ending. But man, I need some medicine because this shit drives me crazy. Both of these women are unstable mentally and prone to violence. I am supposed to be seeing the one from Oregon in a couple hours. Wish me luck.

aah to be young dumb and full of cum LOL just hope they never meet as only in pornos does that scenario work out

 

[longearedfriend]

I was gonna paste some awesome lines from the movie cadillac man that tied into the thread

then I realized... fuck I don't want to spoil this movie for those who haven't seen it

added:

this morning I had such an awesome dream

I dreamt that I was walking with a friend, and there we're two girls next to us walking to our left

and I almost tripped

and one of the girls laughed

and I thought she was cute, and I switched places with my friend and started getting closer,

and she said "oh he's coming towards me" and she seemed happy

then I got closer

and then I couldn't help but take her in my arms

I looked at her face, and I just knew it was my soul mate

her eyes we're shiny and she sort of looked like me

we we're both so happy

one of us said, I can't believe we found each other

LOL

it was a nice dream, I remember very well the happiness and the feeling, it was mutual


I also had some other crazy dreams, so twisted

 

[HempKat]

Actually the real truth has nothing to do with being a man, or woman for that matter. The real truth is love is a powerful emotion that drives us all crazy. Both men and women tend to go nuts in a relationship just look at the evidence. For example when we engage ourselves the man is usually expected to spend 2 months salary on the ring. To me that's just plain crazy. Why waste so much money on a ring that could get lost, stolen or never leads to marriage? In court it's an excuse for murder if you catch your mate in bed with someone else, the defense is a form of temporary insanity they call a crime of passion.

What?? Never been there my brain does all the thinking not my penis. Lets see an erection lasts how long compared to the down time you have between each one. I disagree 100% you reap what you sow. You get crazy because you planted it. If you can’t see the light in a couple of days then you are the crazy one. Please don’t confuse desperation for Love. Love isn’t simply an emotion that happens in a brief second it takes time to develop for sane people not something that happens after a good romp in the bedroom.

I am closing in on 50 and in that time I have told 2 people I love them one when I was 19 (didn’t know what love was) and my wife who I married at age 30. If your one of those people trying to change someone you get exactly what you deserve e x a c t l y.

All the talk about spending money on wedding rings I married my wife at the courthouse that’s on you. Who spends a bunch of money and attributes that to love they have nothing to do with each other. If that weren’t the case the jewelry shops wouldn’t be doing so much business. It’s not people in love buying rings its people buying into some kind social baggage please don’t attribute that to love. I attribute that to desperation and misplaced belief system. I don’t live in that world and neither do a lot of people I am sure I am not only one.

Come on happily married or in a relationship people please chime in. Did you tell you partner you loved them after a month, 2 months how about 6 months or more.

If you don’t honor the word LOVE it wont honor you.

Woah now, hold on a second, you quote my post and then dismiss it because you assume I'm not happily married? I've been happily married for a dozen years now and I didn't get married until my 40's. I also didn't do the big fancy wedding and I bought my wife's ring in a pawn shop for $100.

The things I mentioned about people spending so much on the ring or about people going crazy are real experiences that happen to real people. There may in fact be alot of people like yourself who don't attribute any of that to love but there are far more that do so I'm not going to simply ignore it because I don't believe in something. My life and experiences aren't the rules the rest of the world has to live by.

The fact is men can be just as bat shit crazy as the women, they just don't see it because in thier minds they're just being men.

 

[designer]

So far so good. Girl number one is heading south and girl number two is heading north.

You know it is funny... but my license is suspended. With the new technology that police have now if I drive I will be pulled over, put in jail and my vehicle impounded. I don't know if that will happen in other states, but it will happen here. I have had to tell these girls I cannot and will not drive to see them. What happens is they offer to come up here.

I do not think I am the most handsome man in the world, and I am down on my luck, but for some reason I get lucky with attracting women. What happens after that is bad luck. I guess if a woman gives you anything (sex or other favors) she feels invested and gets crazy when her investment goes south. You have men that take women out for $700 dinners and don't even get a kiss good night. Go figure.

My key to attracting women? Honesty. If you are honest with a woman about yourself, your faults or whatever the maternal nursing instinct kicks in. It is like wearing a cast on a broken leg. They all want to help you.

Anyway, I need to shower off, change the sheets and get ready for the next few days. I need to do the house scan and make sure there is nothing incriminating laying around. Oh yeah, the honesty thing... it works on every single thing but one... that is other women. You can never be honest about that. But then think about it... Are you interested in a woman that gets a lot of sex? Same thing. They lie too.

 

[designer]

About keeping your hobby a secret, important stuff.

1. They will see and look at your phone. Don't save numbers on it. If you do save them as Sister Rhonda, Mom Judy etc. When you have a lady coming over delete all call history. All text messages. When you have a woman over make sure your ringer is off for text and calls coming in.

2. The computer. same as phone. Don't have any saved emails. Don't have any women on your yahoo. When a woman wants to talk to you on yahoo she will. Just don't add her to your yahoo. Delete all history on the internet.

3. In the house you have to make sure there are no panties or feminine products laying around. No female only types of food or drinks. If you have that kind of stuff it will bring on questions. Go thru the shower, look for long hairs in the tub or various places. No razors in the bathtub, that is a sure sign.

4. Go to the caller ID on the house phone if you use one, and delete all the calls.

I am sure there are more things, but you get the idea. Remember the woman are doing the same thing and are actually better at hiding it than men are. Generally speaking women love sex as much or more than men do, but they are frowned upon for giving in to it. They have had to hide their sexual exploits their whole lives where men sort of brag about it. There is a rule of tens... if a woman tells you she has had so many sexual partners multiply that number by ten. If a man says how many divide by ten.

 

[Tronic]

words of wisdom from Randude.... the only crazy dude on here to not only document his whole nonsensical drama... but to return again.... hahaha and I thought my Sunday couldnt get much better!!