How to select a female
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EliTheBarrowBoy
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You have to pop at least five packs.
craigslist has quite a selection. or try your local massage parlor. i dont wanna keep em just rent LOL
akasomeoneelse
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during selection i like to use the "stovetop method" you got 4 burners, an ultra burner for the one you are super hot for right now, but its like anything leave it on that ultra burner and itll burn.. so if you have 4 pots on the burners when one gets to hot you switch her to the back burner and advance the next.. the ones that dont stick around long enough to make it back to the ultra burner, its there loss.. replace em and keep cookin.. keep a good rotation and youll get to know the girls without being burned and you wont burn her by giving her too much attention.. girls need a challenge if you make it easy on them they wont stick around, girls constantly test themselves.. if they feel like they own you, you will get walked on..
be honest and straight forward, that your not looking to rush because you just got out a serious relationship, and want to learn who you are and what you really want. chicks will put up with hearing that because they all think they are special and will be the one to change you
but as for picking the right one only time will tell.. have fun with life dont waste days away unhappy thinking maybe shell change or whatever.. dont expect people to change. if shes what you want and she dont want you, dont go outta your way and get hurt,
they might make the choice but you can easily help them by being smooth. NO HANDCUFFING bithces hate that.. and dont let her push you around.. if she gats too comfy knock her knees out.. keep her guessing, routins are boring, and girls just wanna have fun..
be honest and straight forward, that your not looking to rush because you just got out a serious relationship, and want to learn who you are and what you really want. chicks will put up with hearing that because they all think they are special and will be the one to change you
but as for picking the right one only time will tell.. have fun with life dont waste days away unhappy thinking maybe shell change or whatever.. dont expect people to change. if shes what you want and she dont want you, dont go outta your way and get hurt,
they might make the choice but you can easily help them by being smooth. NO HANDCUFFING bithces hate that.. and dont let her push you around.. if she gats too comfy knock her knees out.. keep her guessing, routins are boring, and girls just wanna have fun..
Blazin Red
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Wow man thats one of the greatest advise ever
designer
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You gave me a negative rep? What are you some limp wrist bottom that goes around whining about threads you don't like? What a wimp
designer
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Yeah I said some stuff that may have insulted the females on the board. I am mad and fighting with a woman right now and I started to type. Not a good combination. But that little cop bitch 303 gave me a negative rep. If I could have just deleted the thread I would have. Now I have a war with that little piggy.
akasomeoneelse
Member
dont let the trolls affect you. the ladies do enough of that
dont worry about what the girls might think.. thats the first step to be whipped.. lol
girls treat us dudes like toys too, its not only us. and as long as you stay truth and dont lie to get what you want, imo, there is no harm, you are only trying to find the ONE you really want..
dont worry about what the girls might think.. thats the first step to be whipped.. lol
girls treat us dudes like toys too, its not only us. and as long as you stay truth and dont lie to get what you want, imo, there is no harm, you are only trying to find the ONE you really want..
designer
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Yeah I met this one I have right now online, and man what a adventure it has become.
I posted originally all the places you could meet women (Church, bar, etc) and none of them are good either. That is what that whiny 303 is bitching about.
This one I have now just wants to call me and accuse of shit all day long. If she has no evidence she tells me she had a bad dream or a feeling in her gut that I am doing something I shouldn't. I think we break up every day, sometimes twice. And it don't matter what I say, she just acts like we are a couple till death does us part or something. She wants to live together and all I can picture is pain.
I posted originally all the places you could meet women (Church, bar, etc) and none of them are good either. That is what that whiny 303 is bitching about.
This one I have now just wants to call me and accuse of shit all day long. If she has no evidence she tells me she had a bad dream or a feeling in her gut that I am doing something I shouldn't. I think we break up every day, sometimes twice. And it don't matter what I say, she just acts like we are a couple till death does us part or something. She wants to live together and all I can picture is pain.
Wish it was as easy as just selecting one.
I did say what I wanted to here in the post, - and I gave him a negative rep for the reason stated in my post.
I didn't mean to start a war in your thread and I was insensitive to the fact that this is a serious matter for you I am sorry. It was all in fun and humor for me, the people here would understand the humer of elinbarrows post if you hadn't deleted the original post and why I thought it was lame you deleted it.
I truly hope your situation with the lady goes well, and I am truly very sorry for coming off the wrong way and I understand now why you deleted/edited your thread.
This is a forum, I'm not Peter at the gates of Heaven on Judgment Day- I just thought it was bad forum etiquette and I gave you a negative rep for that, not the end of the world who f&^%ing cares seriously.
No need to get mad over negative rep.
+rep, that should even things out.
+rep, that should even things out.
how to select a female...
how to select a female...
very carefully
how to select a female...
very carefully
akasomeoneelse
Member
if you grow looney bitches wont get you much but throw in jail or a whole lot of lost time because you fear shell have you locked up.. be careful with the unstable ones..
look for one who is independantly wealthy and doesnt need your money, they are the best kind
look for one who is independantly wealthy and doesnt need your money, they are the best kind
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lol, rep points dont get you sex, money or weed so who cares?
select a female: the one that can put up with you even when you are upset. growers. lol...
jack Haze
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I found my perfect woman on Amazon.com. She's quite the ''looker,'' she has no need for expensive, material items like some of my ex's did, she's always quite, never bitches and she always schedules her day around me.
Best part of it all? I never have to worry about her spreading nasty rumors, calling the cops on me or telling people about possible grow-ops!!
http://www.89xradio.com/blowup doll.jpg
Sorry, no offense meant toward any women reading this. It's just this is the only ''woman'' I'll ever trust again.
