Charlie Sheen goes live

[Madrus Rose]

""My Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat is Not an Option" tour keeps expanding with dates set in more than a dozen cities throughout the U.S. and Canada ...Sheen will be on stage nearly every other night from April 2 to May 2. Duh, he has quite a bit of time on his hands since he's been fired from "Two and a Half Men," and his warlock lawyers are handling that $100-million breach of contract
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2011/03/charlie-sheen-tour-dates-torpedo-truth.html

Well if there's going to be a meltdown , being on the road for this whirlwind tour's
going to be it . Wonder what he's thinking & how long he's been planning this ?

Major cojones to just go on the road doing stand-up , we'll soon know ...
but kudos go to the cojones ... hope he's got some well done material
stand up is one of the very hardest things to do in entertainment .

Its a gamble for now but if he pulls it off with surprising Warlock panash
even more major publicity ...its all too funny really

(hide your children !)

 

[Mountain]

Well if there's going to be a meltdown , being on the road for this whirlwind tour's
going to be it . Wonder what he's thinking & how long he's been planning this ?

Major cojones to just go on the road doing stand-up , we'll soon know ...
but kudos go to the cojones ... hope he's got some well done material
stand up is one of the very hardest things to do in entertainment .

Its a gamble for now but if he pulls it off with surprising Warlock panash
even more major publicity ...its all too funny really

(hide your children !)

I wanna see a movie...instead of 'Being John Malkovich' I wanna see 'Being Charlie Sheen'...YIKES!

 

[SpasticGramps]

#The Meltdown Tour

I would pay to go see this.

 

[Madrus Rose]

#The Meltdown Tour

I would pay to go see this.

Yah , would definitely go see it too ....cause must remember Charlie knows alot of porn stars who are natural born entertainers & he just might very well have a couple take the stage with him at times, for a little added scenery

The truth about pornography is , whether any moral majority right winger wants to accept it or not , is that as an industry it generates more revenues than any other sector on the internet ....and that includes eBay & Amazon . These are the kind of facts/truths that people hide from while they listen to Fox news & pretend we are bringing democracy & stability to the world . When one of the real truths is Pornography rules the bandwidth & most of it generates out of the US to a global audience .

 

[longearedfriend]

why would someone pay for porn when he can get it free

porn industry is gonna go same place the music industry is going

down -not totally but, its gonna take a big spike imo-

 

[Madrus Rose]

Details On The Upcoming Charlie Sheen Tour

What can you expect?

- Many people have been wondering what they can expect during Charlie Sheen's My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option tour. Live Nation executive and tour co-producer Joey Scoleri had the following to say about the tour…

"Charlie has definite ideas on what the show is going to be and it comes down to the fact that he is an entertainer, so it will be entertaining… First and foremost he's an actor and a performer and the funniest guy in America right now, so the show he is working on right now will be largely spoken word, but having heard some of the monologues he is working on right now, it goes from hysterically funny to dark to very thought provoking. He is a truth seeker, that's his thing Right now he wants people to hear the truth and see the truth and I think that's why he has been as open as he has been about his life. He's not a liar, I actually consider him the most honest man in America. Now, you may not agree with what you see, but he is being honest.

There will be some multimedia, but largely just him and a microphone and he's going to talk, and having heard some of the stuff he is going to say, people are going to be pleasantly surprised. There will be some things that are shocking and provoking, but you're going to laugh…There will be some video presentation. There is so much content out there about Charlie Sheen that has been user-generated, fan-generated, media-generated. There is a ton of stuff that will help provide context for the show. We don't know exactly what it is yet, we're still working on it."

 

[Madrus Rose]

why would someone pay for porn when he can get it free

porn industry is gonna go same place the music industry is going

down -not totally but, its gonna take a big spike imo-

Think yes , there's so many p-sites out there that are free & specifically iPhone/smartphone friendly... & who gets the money during any upload & download are the Network Carriers like Verizon & AT&T . And along comes the iPad 4G which is another added device . They all have pre~arranged kick~back's to Apple & the other device makers as part of the underlaying plan. They really love the music , youtube & porno sites ...alot ! <g

Love to see the actual break downs of usage rates & moneys generated , especially when most Carriers for 3&4G plans have set limits for gigabytes then throttle you till you buy another top up card or add minutes . Apple reported net revenues of $3bil the last 3mos bet a large hidden % of that came from ?

* They literally get you coming & going , & in the case of porno....well, don't have to get graphic , lol...but they are making $tons$ .

 

[Mountain]

#The Meltdown Tour

I would pay to go see this.

Should be a fun show!

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

On how he's a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock (YUP!): "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

LMAO

 

[Mountain]

On how he's a High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock (YUP!): "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

LMAO

It's just good entertainment IMO.

 

[trouble]

I never really liked Charlie Sheen. I've always thought of him as an untalented actor, with an ego that's out-of-control.

He has to be in his late 40's/early 50's, and he acts like a spoiled 5 year-old child, and God's gift to the world.

Charlie, it's time to grow-up and act like a responsible man, however, as dreadful as your acting skills are I seriously doubt your capable of pulling off the role of a responsible man.

I hope he gets professional help before he hurts himself or others.

And I wouldn't go see one his lame-ass live shows if someone paid $1000. Who of sound mind would pay money to listen to some delusional, ranting man-baby crying about how he fucked-up the best job he'll ever have in show business.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

I never really liked Charlie Sheen. I've always thought of him as a untalented actor, with an ego that's out-of-control.

He has to be in his late 40's/early 50's, and he acts like a spoiled 5 year-old child, and God's gift to the world.

Charlie, it's time to grow-up and act like a responsible man, however, as dreadful as your acting skills are I seriously doubt your capable of pulling off the role of a responsible man.

I hope he gets professional help before he hurts himself or others.

And I wouldn't go see one his lame-ass live shows if someone paid $1000. Who of sound mind would pay money to listen to some delusional, ranting man-baby crying about how he fucked-up the best job he'll ever have in show business.

Well let's see, he'll make ~$7 million from his tour this year. He'll make another mil tweeting this year. That's already 8 mil... he just recouped 4 episodes worth of the highest rated sitcom.

But that's over a year right? Not the same as 2 mil a week? Well guess what? It's reported the CBS is offering ol' Tiger Blood his show back. Apparantly CBS is impressed with the 7 mil tour selling out every house!

The dude is winning, folks. Rumors of a late-night show on FOX has CBS scrambling to keep their quarter horse in the stable. Sheen's odds of accepting the offer to come back - apparently 80%. I bet he gets that 3 mil per episode he wanted before getting fired? LOL. Wouldn't be surprised if CBS gives a shit about and extra million per show. Chump change to them. They're making money hand over fist with Sheen in tow.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...in-two-and-a-half-men-come-back_n_838561.html

I'm not the typical Sheen fan. But IMO, he's a fine actor. Sheen may not command character roles like other A lists but he does what the director wants and that's not easy with Hollywood directors.

But the big thing I like is he told the man to shove it and the man appears to be welcoming him back with open arms. #WINNING!

 

[SpasticGramps]

It's pretty f'ing amazing when you can make a ton of money having a meltdown. This is dude is going to make so much money off of this.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Yeah, it's sad about his state of mental health. Maybe the day job will keep him busy enough to take a break on the go go.

 

[trouble]

Well let's see, he'll make ~$7 million from his tour this year. He'll make another mil tweeting this year. That's already 8 mil... he just recouped 4 episodes worth of the highest rated sitcom.

But that's over a year right? Not the same as 2 mil a week? Well guess what? It's reported the CBS is offering ol' Tiger Blood his show back. Apparantly CBS is impressed with the 7 mil tour selling out every house!

The dude is winning, folks. Rumors of a late-night show on FOX has CBS scrambling to keep their quarter horse in the stable. Sheen's odds of accepting the offer to come back - apparently 80%. I bet he gets that 3 mil per episode he wanted before getting fired? LOL. Wouldn't be surprised if CBS gives a shit about and extra million per show. Chump change to them. They're making money hand over fist with Sheen in tow.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...in-two-and-a-half-men-come-back_n_838561.html

I'm not the typical Sheen fan. But IMO, he's a fine actor. Sheen may not command character roles like other A lists but he does what the director wants and that's not easy with Hollywood directors.

But the big thing I like is he told the man to shove it and the man appears to be welcoming him back with open arms. #WINNING!

I'm waiting to see if he's even capable of getting himself together enough to take advantage of his second chance. And if he is able, how long before he has another melt-down, and ends-up at the top of Hollywoods Blacklist, and ruins what's left of his career.

I don't care how much money one person is making a company, there comes a day when he's put on the scales, and when the problems he causes continue to out weigh the profits he becomes a cancer which must be removed to save the company.

I feel foolish for even wasting my time wondering what Sheen's future holds.

I need a fucking scotch & cigar.





wave:

 

[SubZero Hero]

Well let's see, he'll make ~$7 million from his tour this year. He'll make another mil tweeting this year. That's already 8 mil... he just recouped 4 episodes worth of the highest rated sitcom.

But that's over a year right? Not the same as 2 mil a week? Well guess what? It's reported the CBS is offering ol' Tiger Blood his show back. Apparantly CBS is impressed with the 7 mil tour selling out every house!

The dude is winning, folks. Rumors of a late-night show on FOX has CBS scrambling to keep their quarter horse in the stable. Sheen's odds of accepting the offer to come back - apparently 80%. I bet he gets that 3 mil per episode he wanted before getting fired? LOL. Wouldn't be surprised if CBS gives a shit about and extra million per show. Chump change to them. They're making money hand over fist with Sheen in tow.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/...in-two-and-a-half-men-come-back_n_838561.html

I'm not the typical Sheen fan. But IMO, he's a fine actor. Sheen may not command character roles like other A lists but he does what the director wants and that's not easy with Hollywood directors.

But the big thing I like is he told the man to shove it and the man appears to be welcoming him back with open arms. #WINNING!

This shit is the truth.Well said and broken down.Haters gonna hate though.
It's not about money or success either.People seem to find a flaw in the way Charlie carry's himself.Seem to have the answer to what he needs to do but who are they to say what's best for anybody other than themselves.Aparantly ole Charlie boy seems to know what's best for himself and is doing a ok job if you ask me.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

IMO, we're just toker denning. Maybe there's some other active, more interesting threads for our time killing, chatting.

You make a good point, money ain't everything and it too bad he's tripping the light fantastic so hard. Don't feel foolish for having a passing thought long enough to vent. If I didn't like his work, I'd prolly feel more like you.

I don't knock CBS for what they did. I just think it's funny that dollar signs got Charlie's job back (if the reporter knows his shit.) I get the impression that CBS wouldn't have acted as soon if they felt Sheen needed them.

But you're right... after a moments thought, who gives a shit? The money that is. I care about him getting his act back together, as much for success as his health. As far as 2 and a 1/2, I think he's a riot.

 

[TruthOrLie]

If he teamed up with the Man With the Golden Voice then they could have a tour "Two Has Beens!"

 

[kmk420kali]

If he teamed up with the Man With the Golden Voice then they could have a tour "Two Has Beens!"

Haha...that is funny-- But other than the joke, not accurate--
A month ago, he was making 2 mil an episode...now after all this, they are apparently wanting him back...so I think he is a long way from being a "Has Been"--

 

[TruthOrLie]

yea, and everyone was telling me about all the job offers the Man With the Golden Voice was getting. And then he did Dr. Phil. The news loves to keep its audience going, got to give them that much.

With the nuclear meltdown, Charlie Sheen, and Libya, how could we possibly pay attention to how f'd up our society really is
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