Snake Dies Of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Woman's Breast

[BOSCO]

well i am going to go get a snake . i am tired of guessing if they are real or not.

Will you pick me one up?
Some idiot call Patrick got rid of all our snakes over here

 

[H^2o2]

well if the snake got silicone poisoning it means her tit bag ripped...meaning she would also be getting silicone poisoning, or at the least would have required an emergency surgery where they took out her old tit bag and they put a new one in

 

[H^2o2]

an implant underneath 1/2 to an inch of tissue? nuhuh. this is a fakey-no reverse Cleopatra goins on
but maybe her poisonous blood?

true
hehehe

Her blood is 90% of which of the following -
1)silicone
2)cock
3)herpes
4)xenomorph

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

well if the snake got silicone poisoning it means her tit bag ripped...meaning she would also be getting silicone poisoning, or at the least would have required an emergency surgery where they took out her old tit bag and they put a new one in

Yeah, being serious for a moment here. When that boa latched onto her mammary, somebody squeezed it awfully hard around the neck trying to get it to let go. Poor snake.

Gawd, she needs to brush her tongue before she sticks it out for the cameras. The damned thing is yellow.

 

[HASH GORDON]

Here's the F-ed up sh*t: How'd that snake bite penetrate all the way down to the silicone?

The breakdown of how implants are loaded:
Subglandular- implant between the breast tissue and the pectoralis muscle, in the retromammary space.
Subfascial - the implant is placed in the subglandular position, but underneath the fascia of the pectoralis muscle.
Subpectoral ("dual plane") - the implant is placed underneath the pectoralis major muscle after releasing the inferior muscular attachments.
Submuscular - the implant is placed below the pectoralis without release of the inferior origin of the muscle. Total muscular coverage may be achieved by releasing the lateral chest wall muscles (serratus and/or pectoralis minor) and sewn to the pectoralis major.

So let's say the length of a snake tooth is 2 inches long......pretty generous for a tooth right?
Prolly not enough to penetrate ANY of the implant techniques UNLESS that broad was flat as a board to begin with. Then there would be very little subcutaneous tissue/glandular tissue.

In that scenario it MAY be possible to penetrate the implant. That's IF it wasn't installed below the level of the muscle adjacent to the ribs. Plus....WHO USES SILICONE ANYMORE? That died with the dark ages of plastic surgery and all the rumors of systemic disease from those implants. At BEST they'd be silicone cased with saline inside.

Additionally, if that snake DID penetrate the implant, sufficient to become poisoned......then she'd have leakage into the chest cavity and would require surgical repair.

Methinks this is a publicity stunt gone wild. That snake may have bitten her tit....but I think that snake is still kicking it somewhere. Was probably just the right bit of notoriety they needed to kick that zombie model up a few notches in the international circuit.

I call bullsh*t on the whole enchilada. No dead snake.....

 

[TrichyTrichy]

^^ well said!
but they have returned to silicone. It is superior to saline filled.

 

[longearedfriend]

there's a lot of hating on her but
the woman is probably making a lot of money (made making dunno)

there is demand for her

(not that she is my type of woman)

on another note
after doing some googling
turns out the playboy empire is starting to crumble

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/is-the-party-over-for-playboy-960143.html

In Hugh's day, Playboy was the only game in town if you wanted to see "nekkid wimmins". You had to know the clerk at the bookstore and get him to go in back and get a copy and ring it up discreetly, then you had to hide it from the wife. Those days are GONE! Porn is everywhere. Porn is so cheap on the internet that you can get porn for free.

Also, there are parties with drunk horny women everywhere in America on a given Friday night. Hef's parties are actually kinda creepy, with this wrinkled old dude groping artificially enhanced 20 year old women. Sex is not a spectator sport, and there's no need to care about Hef's mansion parties when you can go to your friend's house and have sex personally with a friend of a friend of his girlfriend. Heck, if you're lazy you can log on to Craigslist and arrange a date for sex from your chair.

 

[H^2o2]

i just saw a plain Jane at the pizza place with obviously fake boobs...just thought to myself - "she has big boobs...and that's about it" Not enough for me, thank you

 

[supermanlives]

well now she is pierced . nipple ring anyone

 

[pearlemae]

At least the snake had the good sense to die, thats more than plasto broad was able to do. What kind of "model" is she a Zombie porno queen? I can only say WTF? And have another hit!!!!!!!