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Space Ghost

your mother is so morbidly obese that when she wears stiletto healed shoes, she discovers underground oil wells.
 

Madrus Rose

post 69
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the New World

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
 

PistilPete

Enjoying the ride
ICMag Donor
Veteran
You're mama got an afro with a chinstrap.
You're mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper
You're mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand
 

RoachClip

I hold El Roacho's
Veteran
YO Momma SUBWAYS OUT OF MEATS!! Lets Roll You Home

Yo Momma You Smells like Whale Vagina!!!

YO Momma Were's the TV Remote - In Between Your Flabs of Fat!!
 
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longearedfriend

yo mama's so fat, when she puts her yellow rain coat on

people yell taxi!
 
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