"seeking girls for trimming mmj "

[merlot]

Came across this ad on Craigslist. Probably one of the most awkward things I have ever read. Hilarious what people come up with, I can't see any girls calling these fools. Had to share

seeking girls for trimming mmj

Date: 2011-02-09, 3:33PM MST




We are a local and legal MMJ grower. We need help pulling leaf from plant before we hang to dry. You will sit at a conference table with 2 masculine guys (us). We will all be trimming plants together, you will never be left alone & there will be no un-consensual sexy-time (he-he). However, we sure love to be in the presence of hot girls while we all have fun, work & smoke. We can pay you in various ways. Why do we want to hire girls? We like girls. We don't like "smelly, ugly, hairy, men" to work & party with. We like "young, hot, wild, sexy" girls who will come to the job wearing cute tank-tops & shorts. We just LOVE to have eye-candy while we all work. Kool enough? Don't worry! We are not freaks or out to use your skin for clothes (he-he).

IF YOU WANT PART TIME HOURS, HELPING TO DE-LEAF MMJ PLANTS...AND YOU ARE A "YOUNG, THIN, PARTY-GIRL" THAT LIKES MMJ, REPLY HERE WITH CLEAR FACE PHOTO.

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[Sam the Caveman]

LMAO

 

[zenoonez]

What are the chances you would find MY craigslist post? Seriously man, delete the thread it is a threat to my security! That is unless you are a hot party girl who wants to deleaf my colas... gigity gigity goo

 

[yortbogey]

bet this is her..............

 

[thingshappening]

Good for them. Most guys spend a huge amount of time trying to maximize their scale of hotness of womenz they sexorz relative to their income and access to good drugs.

These dudes are just straight up. Respect.

 

[merlot]

We will all be trimming plants together, you will never be left alone & there will be no un-consensual sexy-time (he-he).

Kool enough? Don't worry! We are not freaks or out to use your skin for clothes (he-he).

Not creepy at ALL!

Anyone else wanna sit at a table with this guy?

And sorry zenoonez, that one is gettin' saved before its flagged!

 

[yortbogey]

Say........bro.......I'm KEWL~like~that............

I can be right over............................J/K

 

[unclefishstick]

and there is still space at unclefishsticks home for wayward women of questionable moral virtue who also have trust funds....

 

[BPJR]

Experienced Cute Female Trimmer - (Arcata)

Experienced Cute Female Trimmer - (Arcata)

I found this on the Humbolt Craigslist today. Too funny...


"Experienced Cute Female Trimmer - [SIZE=-1] (Arcata)[/SIZE] I am an experienced, reliable trimmer. I just graduated from UC Berkeley and am looking to make some cash. I have trimming references. Please give me a call at ---------- and I will be available. very hardworking, it's in my blood."

 

[IE2KS_KUSH]

Re: "seeking girls for trimming mmj "

Get these 2 together lol...icmag making shit happen!

 

[Stoner4Life]

I'm just lookin' for a cute piece of trim.......

 

[johnnyla]

Middle Aged Hillbilly seeks 20 Something Gorgeous Bud Trimmer Goddess

Middle Aged HIllbilly seeking 20 something live in goddess to trim herbs and tend to plants. Proclivity for walking around naked a plus. If you have a hot bi girlfriend that would be great too. I fantasize about you two walking around naked in my garden and afterwards we scrape the resin off of your young firm bodies and we smoketh it.

On a side note, my buddy went to trim and ended up in a threeway with two hot trimmer chicks. Maybe it was just a great story, and maybe it happened.

 

[FoCo(No.Co)]

Yea, definitely a warning sign if they have to come out and say that they wont be raping or skinning you... holy shit this is one of the most bizarre things I have read recently, good find haha.

 

[SOTF420]

Good way to get your shit jacked homeboys!

I know little soldierettes I could send on a mission if I really wanted to and these guys are idiots because it's like opening the doors to the vault over a piece of strange ass under some guise of a "job". Fail.

You know if you have to ask for hot chicks to hang out with you and get high then you must simply not have enough Sweet Tooth buds because chicks just seem to love the shit!

So get yourself some Sweet Tooth and get some poontang!

 

[mrktwiz]

RE> 2 masculine guys (us).

I smell a BROmance here OR two guys trying to prove a bit to hard their hetro....lmao this is one of the funniest threads I read in a while!

 

[greenmatter]

WTF? funny as hell in a very sad way ...

 

[teemu shalanie]

should of read like this , we r 2 lonely goofs who r trying to be jacked /possible murdered, for our latest crop of MMJ, Latino gangs please send over hot chickas to soften us up b4 you hog tie us and take our shit, we suck in soooo many different ways, please help put us out of our misery.......
TS

 

[hush]