Inappropriate Responses--
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i have worked in kitchens for a lot of my life and i hate when the older cooks hit on the young waitresses, and i especially hate it when they hit on the younger hostesses. you sick bastards. i'm talking about guys in there 40's-50's checking out 17 year old girls still in high school.
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Thomkal Vwalaa
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hostesses, lol, don't get me started. Glad I quit cooking for rich people.
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HenriettaHippo
One day a couple of winters ago my daughter asked me if she could go outside and play in the snow. Not really paying attention I told her to "Go a head, have a good time...blow your brains out".
i worked with a guy in his 50's that was very creepy. he would check out every single girl that worked there despite the age. i remember at the time we hired a series of new hostesses that were still in high school. they had to be 16 or 17. every time they would walk by he would stop what he was doing and check them out and then would accompany that with some sort of inappropriate comment about how sexy they were. i swear every time he did this i would want to take my chefs knife and cut his eyes and tongue out so he couldn't comment/look at these girls anymore.
i am certain if you looked at this guys computer history you would find and array of child porn.
some people in the restaurant business are just grimy as hell.
I agree with all you said bro-- But Thom has said he was only 21 at the time...that is kinda Legal in application- Shit, my daughter just married her High School Sweetheart....he was 2 years younger than her...now he is in the Army and they are happy-- Go Figure-- lol
But yeah...older guy, very young girl is what I first thought...seems it wasn't that way tho--
Here's another one-- (I am FULL of Inappropriate Responses!! lol)
Wife What do you want for dinner??!!
Me (With devilish grin) Tuna Tacos!!!
Wife (silence)
Then she brought me tacos....with fucking TUNA in them!!!
That was VERY inappropriate!!
Wife What do you want for dinner??!!
Me (With devilish grin) Tuna Tacos!!!
Wife (silence)
Then she brought me tacos....with fucking TUNA in them!!!
That was VERY inappropriate!!
The first time I got high, like really high, I was with a friend, his cousin, and his cousin's fine ass roommate.
Anyway. I'm stoned, laughing, shaking my keys in my hand.
Fine ass roommate walks in, smiling, asking "Is he alright? Are you alright?"
The closer she gets the more I want to tell her.
"It's hard!" I spew out before erupting into laughter.
I was trying to say "It's hard to talk/stop laughing" but I couldn't figure out which choice to verbalize so my speech halted at
"It's hard!"
she just walked off to the other rooms saying "I think he just told me its hard." so embarassing.
she was so fine
Anyway. I'm stoned, laughing, shaking my keys in my hand.
Fine ass roommate walks in, smiling, asking "Is he alright? Are you alright?"
The closer she gets the more I want to tell her.
"It's hard!" I spew out before erupting into laughter.
I was trying to say "It's hard to talk/stop laughing" but I couldn't figure out which choice to verbalize so my speech halted at
"It's hard!"
she just walked off to the other rooms saying "I think he just told me its hard." so embarassing.
she was so fine
So much more epic than my first time. I just laid down in the grass, pit my hat over my face, and went to sleep. I swear 20 people woke me up to see if I was alive. I seriously responded to each one in turn with "No I am not alive! I am stoned motherfucker, there is a difference!" Looking back its a good thing no one called the cops because there is no way I could have outrun them.
