Something funny and stupid

[southlander]

Stupidity isn't just related to pot with the law

I once worked with a guy who took his wife out for dinner and while heading home had a dump truck run a red light in front of him causing him to brake hard.

A little further up the road he notices a police station and decides to go in and report the incident ,, when he finished his
rant to the desk sargent ,, The cop says sir I can smell alcohol
,, could you please come on through so we can do a quick
breath test.

years later hes tellimg me this , like its the cops fault
and still getting all worked up.

 

[OsWiZzLe]

ouch

 

[MickeyBlue42]

hahaha when he said "uhhh lets not get into that" pretty funny stuff....like he actually thinks hes smart calling 911. idiot of the year award for sure and its only february.

how hard is it to check norml online? or even just call a freakin lawyer?

hahahah calling 911....dudes should stop growing pot and start growing some brains....

Too true ! hahahahahha

 

[thingshappening]

This is classic!!


heres the 911 call
http://media.nbcbayarea.com/audio/pot+caller+911+call.wav

Smug prick was giving the operator shit and being a jerk about the whole thing too. In addition to being a world class tard, he doubles as highly unlikable. And ugly.

Just sayin, dude needs to turn shit around. Rocking a trifecta of ugly/dumb/socially retarded yields bad results.

 

[WasntMe]

Ok, I just had to give it my best shot at transcripting this call. It's just too funny!



Operator: "9-1-1 What's the location of your emergency?"

Douche: "Uh, let’s not get into that yet"

Douche: "I have a question."

Operator: "Is this an Emergency sir?"

Douche: "depends ..

Operator: "well..."

Douche: "not really"

Operator: "If it's not an emergency then you don't call 9-1-1 sir."

Douche: "ah uh,well I have a que(stion), a legal question."

Operator: "It's not an ... Is this an Emergency?"

Douche: "I don't know what that means."

Operator: "Is it Life Threatening ... or an active crime in progress?"

Douche: "crime in progress, possibly"

Operator: "What's going on?"

Douche: "I was just growing some marijuana and i was just wondering what ah ... how much...you know, trouble you can get into for one plant"

(Long pause)

Operator: "You're growing Marijuana and you want to know how much, depends on how big the plant is."

Douche: "It's only a seedling."

Operator: "well, it's possession"

Douche: "ok"

Operator: "you can get pinched for a roach in the car"

Douche: "ok"

(Long Pause)

Douche: "Alright, thanks for the info"

Operator: "You're welcome."

Douche: "Goodbye."

 

[el dub]

Sounds like the dude was rocking a seedling and got a little paranoid.

lw

 

[mean mr.mustard]

That call just summed it up... arrogant assholes get stuffed.

I'm so lucky I'm just an arrogant ass

I can't believe he didn't do this on purpose.

 

[HighDesertJoe]

Some people can be real DUMB ASSES.
How old was this guy anyway? I'm thinking he might of borrowed he's Mommy's credit card to buy all his gear and she's going to be PISSED NOW.

 

[NEW ENGLAND]

Any artists out there ? I am not very artistically inclined however,I would take a shot at drawing this guys familly tree, I have a feeling there's not all that many branches. "Ensign Riley to bidge,over". [bridge] "Bridge here Riley".[riley]"Captain we've found another of those Palm Tree beings on the planets surface".[bridge] "Riley set your phaser to stun we are locking onto your coordinates".LOL

 

[Anti]

dumbest.... grower.... ever.

 

[chuckyoufarley]

how dumb can you be

how dumb can you be

Police say a Connecticut man called 911 to ask a dispatcher how much trouble he could get into by growing one marijuana plant, then was arrested. Farmington police say a dispatcher told 21-year-old Robert Michelson on Thursday night that he could get arrested for growing pot, and Michelson said thank you and hung up.
Officers went to Michelson's house and seized a small amount of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Michelson has admitted he bought seeds and equipment for growing.
Michelson was released on $5,000 bail after being charged with marijuana possession and other crimes. A woman who answered the phone at his home Friday said he wasn't available for comment.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

pdf - pretty damn foolish

 

[DaPurps]

There is a few threads floating around with this story. Very dumb indeed.

 

[trichrider]

overprotective mom?

 

[WasntMe]

...
How old was this guy anyway? ....

21 apparently

 

[eddie.saw]

He most defiantly forgot rule number one.

what a moron..

 

[EvilRaven1031]

forgot rule #1?? this guy sounds like he couldnt spell "rule number one".

 

[mean mr.mustard]

If you absolutely haaaave to tell someone... don't call anybody.... especially a dispatcher.

That's what we're here for.

 

[Rabbi Reefer]

Now a major motion picture!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFxp9DMaiGI