a little tickle and slap............

[yortbogey]

Here's a little "CLEAN" humor with a good moral ...


The Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race..

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey..

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted!

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the papers read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ....
Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life...

..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!
And remember... sharing is caring!

Amen to that

 

[Classy@Home]

I love a "great ass" story...

Cue Al Pacino voice-over, "Great Ass!!!"

 

[tryn2getby]

"Sharing is caring" .... & thank you for shaing a bit of humor on the day...

t2

 

[HighDesertJoe]

I puckered up a little that was Funny Thank You

 

[Hank Hemp]

I don't get it.

 

[supermanlives]

your ass dont get it

 

[Young Pumpkin]

Good thing no one took that donkey to the taxidermist.

Headline might read, "name here" has ass stuffed and mounted!

I better quit before I go to far.....got a feeling there is more to this

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

....and if the Nun took the donkey to the Dam and sold it in a shop with a redlight outside..


....what would the headline be then?.....duhhh!

 

[HighDesertJoe]

Would a ASS Punch be the same as a Donkey Punch?

 

[yortbogey]

glad too see this brought sum.good old fashion......funnieZ.....

 

[Young Pumpkin]

It may have started "clean"

So the pastor takes the nuns donkey to obedience school

Pastor teaches Nuns ass to fetch?

 

[Hank Hemp]

You just had to say it didn't you?

 

[Young Pumpkin]

One more for the toad

Lettuce Pray

By now the donkey is way up in years. Hes really been a good donkey, doing what ever donkeys do. But the time came when they knew what needed to be done. The local vet performed deed and the next day the news paper read, "Pastor puts down good ass"

Not all who ponder are sauced...........

Floridian by birth, stoned by choice

 

[yortbogey]

..one hell of a sense of humor..........

 

[Hank Hemp]

Young Pumpkin is stoned for sure.