Rollin the dice. Did I pass or did I fail?

[toohighmf]

I remember the days of detoxify working in under 48 hours. I recently Took a urinanalysis today. Not for probation, or a job, but I had to take one. I took the detoxify xxclean and follwed the instructions, and began drinking, pissing..

I read on another forum that detoxify xxclean failed them. Then I googled "pass my piss test tomorrow" it sent me to this link and forum. I instantly began to follow N2's instructions 24 hours clean & after 20 clean pisses of my 30-36 hour stint.*

I grabbed a steak about 5pm yesterday, then grabbed creatine powder, Gatorade, monster, aspirin, tums, b2, and a daily vitamin complex. Got creatined up that night, as well as some tums & aspirin. I woke up pissed at least 8-10oz vitamin neon green. I pounded 16 ounces of water with more aspirin. Pissed, replenished, pissed, replenished 4 times, pissing Clear light green, I popped my amino complex, and Chewed up some B2.
Out the door at 2m. Signed in, saw a line, had to piss like crazy, so I used the restroom. Piss was yellowy neon.
Tested at 2:45pm. 36 hours abstained looked like healthy piss to me.

*I went home, took another BIG piss, and that was pretty much it. I will know in 2-3 days. I'm in my late 30's 6'1, 195, average metabolism. I'm not a huge water drinker but I have to of diluted pretty good, using detoxify 1st and starting with a "semi clean" urinary tract, and the replenishing of vits, creatine, salts, electrolytes etc to make weight or gravity. I will post my results, *but what do you guys think my chances are? If you know me from icmag, you know I smoke a lot of headies & concentrates, and have been for 25 years. I only went clean for 4 months when living in china in 1997. Since then I don't shit without puffing. 36 hours was all I could hold out without flipping out before medicating.*

Pass or fail? What do you think?

This was a non-DOT/SAMHSA test.*

I'm hoping for the best, expecting the worst...*

Can you determine my fate?*
*

 

[alpo]

can you get a drug test kit from walgreens or similar and find out or do those not work well

 

[Greyskull]

i say you pass

as long as you drank/peed out a gallon or so to give yourself a good flush before you drank the detoxx drink im confident you will have passed...

i passed the ncaa test (a supervised, shake your thing when your done so they it flop kinda test) on 48hrs drinking only a few gallons of water, swallowing a few packs of fruit pectin (certo), and burning up on a few handfuls of niacin (b2 i think right?)... crazy times!!!

good luck bro
the test results will come back "negative'

 

[toohighmf]

Wass happenging holmes? I drank somewhere over a gallon of gatorade with 4TBS of salt, tums, 3 large monsters, 2 servings of creatine powder, 2 gallons of water(tap) figured I could use whatever their using in our water treatment. Think chlorine, chlorimine, charcoal, radiation, uv Aided in my cleanse! As long as I pass or have to retest..

 

[toohighmf]

can you get a drug test kit from walgreens or similar and find out or do those not work well

I thought of this. I'm a gambler based on skill & odds. Like rothstein, winning is scientific or bought. I'm relying on science...

 

[Greyskull]

Wass happenging holmes? I drank somewhere over a gallon of gatorade with 4TBS of salt, tums, 3 large monsters, 2 servings of creatine powder, 2 gallons of water(tap) figured I could use whatever their using in our water treatment. Think chlorine, chlorimine, charcoal, radiation, uv Aided in my cleanse! As long as I pass or have to retest..

yeah man you got it!!!!!!
just chilling, aloha style

 

[Stress_test]

I thought of this. I'm a gambler based on skill & odds. Like rothstein, winning is scientific or bought. I'm relying on science...

Now I ain't usually the kind of guy to put somebody on the spot but...

IF you truly were a gambler based on skill & odds and relying entirely on science then wtf is the question? LOL...

I mean come on buddy you have a lot on the line if you fail right? And you're pretty confident of your cleansing technique right?

So you obviously passed? That's awesome...

It's cool that you are relaxed and not sweating it at all. I remember when I had to do a UA; man I wasn't so confident, but I was real relieved when it was done.
I know how ya feel so light a bowl with us and celebrate?

 

[HighDesertJoe]

Hell I'm on pins and needles waiting for the outcome, damn I'm marking the calender.
Good Luck

 

[Baba Ku]

Low specific gravity is almost a guaranteed retest.
Giving a viable sample means failure if you are counting on detox fluids. The only way you can pass with such crap is for them to allow a lsg sample to be used.
Synthetic urine is about the only way to go for anything other than pissing for the court.

 

[SuperSizeMe]

I just go with synthetic.

All that detox always seemed like ALOT of work to me without knowing 100% that you passed until it's too late.

Hope you passed, homie

 

[Corpsey]

yep synthetic urine is the way to go if you don't have to be watched.

but good luck!

 

[AmeriSkunk]

Try the stuff called One Drop, it works every time. I passed all my probationary U.A.'s when I got caught growing with taht stuff. $35 a pill but it does work and will keep you out of jail. My local head shop carries it.

take the pill 2hrs before the test, piss 3-4 times before the test and your golden, literally. The one drop pills turn your urine gold so the test admins dont think you are purposely diluting your urine.

anyway that stuff works I wouldnt ever try anything else

 

[AmeriSkunk]

hahaha, I posted that just trying to help before i read his wild ass, detox...

Which might I add imo needs to be removed by an admin, that is highly unsafe, in many many aspects, drinking over a gallon of fluid in any sitting or within a short period of time its very dangerous. Water intoxication is no joke, you can die. Plus and might I add this is the most dangerous part of this whole suicide coctail, asprin upon asprin upon asprin.... That is just not safe in my opinion and many others im sure.

People do not attempt this method on your own, go spend $35 and swallow ONE pill, not spend 36hrs acting like a mad man, in a way its almost comical because he did all this when he can just take a pill..... lol

 

[chuckyoufarley]

to many false positives for me to really take a urine test seriously .im just glad i dont have to take 1

 

[toohighmf]

Let's just say this was in the name of science. I should know tomorrow or thursday. "water loading" is a precise science of adding back what you void, with vitamins, salts, riboflaven & creatine levels. I drank. I pissed. I pissed, drank. I'm not asking you if it's healthy, smart, right or wrong. It was about whether I pass or fail. I thnk I'm gonna live for a while...
Ever wonder what's in that magic $30 magic pill?

 

[Holdin']

Never seen anyone with direct success with those detox drinks over the years... I've always used someone else's piss when I've needed to provide a sample for employers. Pretty fool proof as long as you trust your supplier and if the test is just for an employer, not probation, where as probation they like to watch you in action. Although, I had a friend whom was on probation, once a week piss tests, with someone standing behind him every time. He would cheat by rigging up an IV bag with a couple oz. of his little bro's piss taped to his shoulder, with a tube running from the bag on his shoulder down his body and ending near his johnson, quipped with a valve. So when it came down to the test, he'd pull down his zipper, open the valve and "piss."

So basically, you're best off using a clean friend's piss unless you have someone watching you're dick like a hawk while you piss.

 

[AmeriSkunk]

yeah its basically minerals, its only a cover up, not a detox. I will say that stupidity is bliss, I am okay with not knowing exactly what is in it. Point taken, I just think the asprin doses are a lil dangerous to some. I know you know how to do this correctly or you seem like you know what your doing. But not everyone has as good of an understanding of this as you do.

But anyway, if you ever feel like you dont wanna mess with all that stuff, the One Drop will work, its the only cover up ive ever tried that actually worked

 

[toohighmf]

It's all good bro. I didn't drink a gallon in a sitting. I drank 6 16 ounce glasses the first 12 hour night with the xxcleanse. The next day I did the same with Gatorade & some monsters. I'm far from dying using this technique.
Please do not consume more than what your body is willing to void.
Drink a cleanse from GNC. You'll be pissin plenty, as long as you safely replenish.
I'm not advocating drink L.A tap water by any means. If you don't read through the humor, and respond to the question instead of questioning the method. Had you answered "no I don't think you'll pass, and it's poor advice to give, I may not of been so aprehensive. So yay for pass, nay for fail. What do you think the outcome will be?

 

[compost]

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=1072

If your real nervous. Just the regular old bottle of fake urine on your nuts if there not watching. I used the flush method 4 or 5 times without a hitch. The first time I used the fake I knew I could never go back. I hated the after affects of tons of agents in my body.

 

[-~Wind Walker~-]

I woke up pissed at least 8-10oz vitamin neon green.

I went home, took another BIG piss, and that was pretty much it.

LoL

Pass or fail? What do you think?

I was able to pass a urinalysis once with the dilution method for a job.

However, for one job I prepared ahead of time and bought the dip stick drug tests and conducted urine test experiments with a similar dilution method that you used.

I was less thorough than you were with all the decoys.
I could not drink as much water. You sir have some iron kidneys.
I was smoking copious amounts of high end weed at the time. About a half to a full ounce a week. But, I doubt as much as you.

And I could not get a "pass" line with the stick at all.
I tested myself after two weeks of quiting, and then again after about four weeks.

I knew my goose was cooked if I tried to dilute and went with plan B, substituting with Quick Fix.

Did you abstain from smoking for any length of time before diluting?

Tough call. I say pass b/c of all the decoys you used.
I wonder which had more PPM at the time of your test, Your blood or the Salton Sea?


-~WW~-