You know you are old when...

[sackoweed]

im still only 23

haha, you all suck

hahaa i remember saying that at 23... It goes by Reeeeeal Faaaaaast... 23 haha thats still the age where yer not sure if ya like boys or gurls.. LMFAO!!!!

sacKO

 

[supermanlives]

when your shoes are older than the girl your talking to at the bar

 

[SuperSizeMe]

when your shoes are older than the girl your talking to at the bar

Yeah but, they're some damned fine shoes

Can we say the same for the girl?

K+

 

[supermanlives]

shoes are cheaper to rebuild. my italian shoes are on there 3 set of soles

 

[trichrider]

when your life insurance policy has been redeemed.

 

[sackoweed]

when you want to slap all teenagers across their smart ass mouths anytime your around them...

 

[Don Dump]

you get winded putting on your socks

at least once a day, you trip, fall and end up with a cane up your ass

you look as bad as your accountant

The only "f-word" you use is fiber

you're waiting for the after-Christmas hairpiece sales

 

[OrganicOzarks]

When you are on Facebook, and you say "damn she looks old now." Then you realize that you do too. This happened yesterday.

 

[Classic Seeds]

i must be to old because i remember all this stuff .but as long as you keep moving your ahead of the game .i am not ready to retire to the couch with a fatty just because i do not know who my grand kids are talking about and am still mystified by these computors and digital gadjets people give for gifts i am from the 8 track age ha ha

 

[Don Dump]

you park your RV overnight at Wal-Mart

you go to the beach with a metal detector

you have to be told something is on your chin

you have backed over your own mailbox

you're always early for the early-bird special

you're still complaining about the designated hitter

you pick up your TV remote when the phone rings

 

[kmk420kali]

When you are on Facebook, and you say "damn she looks old now."

...and you realize it is your daughter!! lol

 

[idoreallytry]

when i say to someone,,," we go back like big records and fat crayons" and the person i say it to has no clue what i mean lol,,,peace

 

[Madrus Rose]

you park your RV overnight at Wal-Mart

you go to the beach with a metal detector

you have to be told something is on your chin

you have backed over your own mailbox

you're always early for the early-bird special

you're still complaining about the designated hitter

you pick up your TV remote when the phone rings

funny stuff ...

old folks always talking bout the weather too , something to do
with "creaky joints " ....the RV in front of walmart , rotfl !

One thing for certain is :

" Old Age Ain't for Sissies"

 

[TBL420uk]

your younger mates dont remember the kids shows you used to watch on tv!