On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets
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Classy@Home
I'll reserve judgment until Genkisan and ddrew chime in - 2 of the REAL experts on foil beanies.
Where's foil dog?
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Rysam
Fuck that, I use Heavy Duty (sometimes one sided with parchment) Aint no one reading my brain waves... the secret is in the HD.
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lil skunk baby
Biscuit aint coming out of the basket till I give em his foil helmet back
and he aint too happy about it
Ok, lets see, where to start.
First lets talk foil, most of your amateurs go for Reynolds, classic rookie mistake, lets in all kinds of waves.
Foildog recommends Handi-Foil(see pic)
Not only will it block the government radio waves, it also provides excellent protection against alien mind control beams, as well as stopping your neighbors from reading your mind.
Second, how to correctly make your protective foil helmut.
Foildog recommends shiny side out, minimum of 4 layers thick, with two receptors for catching waves, and filtering them safely away from your brain, and out the sides of the helmut(see pic)
Third, when to wear.
Foildog recommends 24/7, because you never know when someone is pointing some kind of invisible ray at you.
First lets talk foil, most of your amateurs go for Reynolds, classic rookie mistake, lets in all kinds of waves.
Foildog recommends Handi-Foil(see pic)
Not only will it block the government radio waves, it also provides excellent protection against alien mind control beams, as well as stopping your neighbors from reading your mind.
Second, how to correctly make your protective foil helmut.
Foildog recommends shiny side out, minimum of 4 layers thick, with two receptors for catching waves, and filtering them safely away from your brain, and out the sides of the helmut(see pic)
Third, when to wear.
Foildog recommends 24/7, because you never know when someone is pointing some kind of invisible ray at you.
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Classy@Home
Damn - that Foildog is a scary piece of work...
Makes me nervous and sweaty just lookin' at a pic of him...
Makes me nervous and sweaty just lookin' at a pic of him...
poor little fella 
Awwwwwww...foildog, you so cute! Happy holidays foildog!
Don't fall for it! It's all a ruse to get you to take the foil off.
All I want for Christmas is a good ol' fashioned mind rapin' from the FCC.
All I want for Christmas is a good ol' fashioned mind rapin' from the FCC.
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rick shaw
Interesting that Reynolds Aluminum headquarters are just miles away from CIA Headquarters.
Happy 7
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I learned a very valuable lesson from this dude's workshop.
The perfect tin foil helmet has 3 layers.
The inner and outer layer are tin foil, the layer between a non-conductive material like PE foil or paper.
Fold the helmet in a pyramid shape.
Connect a 9V battery to the inner (+) and outer (-) tin foil layers.
You then have established an electro-static field that not only deflects any government/alien psychotronic mind
control rays but also, due to it's pyramid shape, triples your brain power.
As a nice side effect, on digital photographs, you'll look as if you're 'wielding' a halo.
The perfect tin foil helmet has 3 layers.
The inner and outer layer are tin foil, the layer between a non-conductive material like PE foil or paper.
Fold the helmet in a pyramid shape.
Connect a 9V battery to the inner (+) and outer (-) tin foil layers.
You then have established an electro-static field that not only deflects any government/alien psychotronic mind
control rays but also, due to it's pyramid shape, triples your brain power.
As a nice side effect, on digital photographs, you'll look as if you're 'wielding' a halo.
and if you stand 98* SW you get free pirate radio
Silver Paper Hats on Cra*gsL*st going for $17.95 100% GuaranFuckingTeed Effective Free Delivery! All sizes available.
Happy 7
Member
Getting free pirate radio is a rather regular and very annoying malfunction of this design.
only in America
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mugenbao
Heh
