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Lone Wolf

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Dude,

survival of the fittest out there! do what you gotta do! just make sure when you call her at her work that you stress that you hope to god that she does not think you are acting "stalkerish" and that you really were kicking yourself in the ass for not getting her digits, and that you really don't want to let a possibly good thing pass you by, so you just HAD to take the chance... even if she DOES decline...

be honest with the hoe...

even if you have to tell her you went as far as starting a thread on your favorite internet forum about whether or not you should contact her... :biglaugh:

honesty is ALWAYS the best policy....

good luck, and when you are tappin that ass in a week you better come back to this thread and personally thank each and every one of us for contributing to you being able to successfully get your rocks off!
 

fabvariousk

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I don't think you are stalking if you are using info she gave to you.
Just call her and tell her who you are and that you didn't get her number before she left.
Don't be embarrassed if she digs you she will not care.
I have a full on fucking blowing it story from last year.
I went to the grocery store during the day high as fuck.
The store had parking on the roof and you had to take an elevator to get it.
I was heading back to my car and found myself sharing the elevator with a pretty good looking brunette in her thirties (think newsradio maura tierney).
When I am around strange women in close quarters I try and be friendly so I smiled without being creepy. She then said to me "boy I really enjoy a nice cup of coffee after shopping". To which I replied "not me I drank like a pot before I came to the store".
She looked at me like I was the dumbest faggot on earth and went to her car.
About half-way to my car I realize she wanted to bone.
That shit never happens and when it does I act like a retard.
Anyway dude just don't be retarded, wimpy, or creepy and you should be in there like swimwear. Do it for me and the coffee I did not have.
fk
 

Kush_Master

High Grade Specialist
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go make it happen player! you got nothing to lose.
forget the creppy/needy/stalker bullshit. i'd rather be a creepy/needy stalker dude who goes for it than a pussy who doesnt even try.
 

sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
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uhm can anyone say McYummin aka our former in house stalker yummybud...??? :D
 
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stony2

This is where I'm stuck. Half of me says, Dude you're being a stalker - you had your opportunity and you blew it: just give it up. But the other half of me says, Dude she approached you at the bar and probably wants to bang you. Go for it and it'll pay off.

they second half either never had any pussy, or if, then purely on accident

no way this is going to work, 90% of chicks will find it horribly creepy if you go through so much trouble just to find out their contact
 

The Bling

Member
honestly shell probably like it just act confident..

we were having so much fun i completely forgot to ask for your number... so i called you at work.....


or maybe just go back to the bar...
 

Lord Fatwa

Member
thanks holiday stoners give the best advice

yes, yummybud is my brother. came out of the closet last christmas. living in p-town now, lemme know if you want his email
 

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