I remember mine well:
I was 8years old and I learned it from a High School kid, Funny thing about the joke is I didn't not understand, So one Sunday morning I told my MOM I've got a joke for you, I said. She looked at me with her big beautiful innocent browns eyes as I told her the joke she didn't smile she just nodded her head. it goes like this:
There was a couple that went to a nice hotel for there Honeymoon
in the morning after there first night as man and wife they didn't show up for there morning breakfast
the manager wondered what happened to them? the Bell Hop said I Know I Know..but the manager just looked at him like right I'm sure
So the next morning again there don't show up for breakfast again
the manager was getting a little worried, again the Bell Hop said I Know I Know what happened to them, Again the manage said "yeah yeah"
So again in the morning when they didn't show up the manager was really getting worried. Once again the Bell Hop said I know what happened to them, so this time The manager said all right Smart ASS what happened to them..
The Bell Hop said "I PUT GLUE IN THE VASELINE..
So after my dear MOM patiently listened to my joke without any emotion she went in the bedroom where my Dad was and about Three minutes later the biggest ROAR of laughter came out of their bedroom ..it wasn't till years later I fully understood the joke but I kept telling it to anyone who'd listen...
I was 8years old and I learned it from a High School kid, Funny thing about the joke is I didn't not understand, So one Sunday morning I told my MOM I've got a joke for you, I said. She looked at me with her big beautiful innocent browns eyes as I told her the joke she didn't smile she just nodded her head. it goes like this:
There was a couple that went to a nice hotel for there Honeymoon
in the morning after there first night as man and wife they didn't show up for there morning breakfast
the manager wondered what happened to them? the Bell Hop said I Know I Know..but the manager just looked at him like right I'm sure
So the next morning again there don't show up for breakfast again
the manager was getting a little worried, again the Bell Hop said I Know I Know what happened to them, Again the manage said "yeah yeah"
So again in the morning when they didn't show up the manager was really getting worried. Once again the Bell Hop said I know what happened to them, so this time The manager said all right Smart ASS what happened to them..
The Bell Hop said "I PUT GLUE IN THE VASELINE..
So after my dear MOM patiently listened to my joke without any emotion she went in the bedroom where my Dad was and about Three minutes later the biggest ROAR of laughter came out of their bedroom ..it wasn't till years later I fully understood the joke but I kept telling it to anyone who'd listen...