shes naked in my bed ...

[whodair]

You tell her, I had great time last night, but I got something I need to take care of this morning so I have to send you on your way now, but I do want to see you again, how about I call you later when I get back home?

That sounds nice, she will feel good and head out, whether or not you actually call her again is up to you.

so a donkey punch is out of the question ??

 

[ddrew]

so a donkey punch is out of the question ??

Not at all, a boot to the taco might be just what she needs to get the message.

 

[chidoctor]

the best way to get her to leave on her own is to freak her out! tell her that you hope she enjoyed herself last nite. now continue telling her that she was your frist since the surgery! tell you were born with a pussy and that you finally got a dick to try out! after hearing that the girl might just puke and run out.

 

[FatBlunt420]

im gonna go shit with the bathroom door open, smoke her out of the cave ...

while your at it, ask for a blumpkin. that way, shes either IN or GONE. worst case... you get a blow job while pooping... iv always imagined that would b a great feeling, that plus smoking a joint or somthing.

 

[mrheadie]

lol!!! funcking great. nothing better than some donkey puching and taco kicking to pass the day away!

 

[250wscrogger]

I wish I had that problem....

 

[FlaDankster]

worst case... you get a blow job while pooping... iv always imagined that would b a great feeling, that plus smoking a joint or somthing.

Thats some DeeeeeeP shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stray]

reach for the 'creeper' homie!! sound's like you could both do with a 'mental workout' cos a couple o' pumps can't be cutting it with your lady?friend.....bold as brass stick it in her arse.

 

[Kcar]

Give her a Dirty Sanchez...

 

[Justin_Credible]

J.C. not going to quote anyone...just read all replies and am still slapping knee now. This really does not seem to be a problem tho....think you handled this one just fine.

 

[MOneYMiKe]

LMFAO!

while your at it, ask for a blumpkin. that way, shes either IN or GONE. worst case... you get a blow job while pooping... iv always imagined that would b a great feeling, that plus smoking a joint or somthing.
^^too funny......

 

[walt cunningham]

mmmmm blumpkin.
i got my wifey to give me a blumpkin once, its was ok. oh and by blumkin, it was a blueberry pumpkin cookie

but for real, a blumpkin sounds like a recipe for disaster. if i was a chick, theres no way i would be able to stick my nose that close to feces, while giving head, and not puke all over the place. i guess the clean up isn't that bad, as long as you do it in the bathroom, and not on the other girls chest in the living room

 

[Acotaco]

Sorry to who I acidently said there comment was not usful just my fat fingers on my touch screen. Whodair just ask her if you can shit on her chest. Haha. Of ask her if you can tickle her ribs from the inside via a swift fisting

 

[Bulldog11]

Go to your computer and throw on Two girls One Cup..... Then tell her that is what you want to try next, lol.

 

[FlaDankster]

Sorry to who I acidently said there comment was not usful just my fat fingers on my touch screen. QUOTE]

Imagine that!

 

[chuckyoufarley]

tell her if the clinic calls about your VD test to take a message

 

[Stray]

your opportunities are somewhat limited...try to explain that you're a survivor and you don't go through four sex changes without toughening up....deal breaker if you ask me

 

[whodair]

shes outta here !! she still wanted to play with my junk this morning, so i showed her my semi ...

 

[Organic Cat]

Pics or GTFO

 

[whodair]

Pics or GTFO

ummm i wish it didnt happen really...

so you wanna see pics of my sheets boiling in the wash machine ?? and how was your night playa ?!?!?