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Why do women spread their legs for fighter pilots?

supermanlives

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meaning you can fuck someone and not get all wishy washy. just hit it gamble a bit than go home. maybe a buffet and a show too
 

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and cowboys, every chic I know has or wants to bang a dirty ranched out rough neck.

I'll never know but it's good info for helloween when they are the hornyiest wanting to play out their fantasy, always consider this when choosing your costume. lol
 
Who is that fine ass chick in your sig? I would be whatever she wanted me to be for a night or three.

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BigSwifty

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<LMAO! Some funny shit in this thread!!

True about cowboys too!! My ex used to say that shit all the time.

So, next time at the bar it's cowboy boots, cowboy hat and a fireman T-shirt (and maybe some of those United airlines wings they give to kids). I'm a fuckin' off-duty cowboy/fireman with my pilot's license bitches... come and get this shit!!

What about construction engineers? What's funny is I just applied for a fireman job when I was out of work. I would've made about half as much as I'm making now using my degree, but maybe that uniform is worth more than I imagined!
 

HUGE

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dude i would fuck a fighter pilot. that has to be the most power trip awesome job ever. i saw i in chipotle today with 2 chicks. i live by an airforce base.
 

BigSwifty

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I've almost got my goddamn private pilot's license... I just don't mouth off to chicks telling them how fuckin' awesome I am. Gonna have to start!
 

Saul Silver

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<LMAO! Some funny shit in this thread!!

True about cowboys too!! My ex used to say that shit all the time.

So, next time at the bar it's cowboy boots, cowboy hat and a fireman T-shirt (and maybe some of those United airlines wings they give to kids). I'm a fuckin' off-duty cowboy/fireman with my pilot's license bitches... come and get this shit!!

What about construction engineers? What's funny is I just applied for a fireman job when I was out of work. I would've made about half as much as I'm making now using my degree, but maybe that uniform is worth more than I imagined!
Fuck cowboys maaaan! This is what I think of cowboys!!!
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i would feel like a douche bag if i had to carry wads of 100's when i went to pick up chicks. that sucks too because 'd have to hit the bank during the day, before i went out, since my atm only does 20
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Lol this this thread should be changed to "how to pick up women".
 

OjoRojo420

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The more I know about human females the more I love my Cannabis female plants...

Not based on anger but on many healing hours spent at the garden.
 
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Yes4Prop215

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pussy what a fool chase. girls spend all their time worrying about what dick they are gonna hop on next, and most guys spend all their time trying to get laid instead of trying to build their empires...i aint complainig, the more guys wasting their time with girls, less competition in my way...not trying to sound chavaunistic or superior...but i think those who base their sole existance on sex alone are just being dumb ignorant animals. yeah its the normal primal thing to do..but i get more satisfaction in the game than i ever did off a one night stand....i got a girl who il prolly be with for a long time already been over four years...but every girl ive been with on the side has been plain brain dead stupid as shit...even the ones who seem smart and about their shit at first turn out to be the same as always....i dont chase em i duck em...i dont have time to play games or deal with bullshit drama that most chicks love..you wanna fuck il do you once and if its good i might do you again but dont expect nothing fancy or love-e-dovey.....im a selfish prick lol id rather be flooding the scene than doing the white picket fence family thing...
 
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headiez247

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best/most unique thread title in a long time. Was pretty hilarious scanning down the thread listings and coming across this.
 

ChaosCatalunya

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<LMAO! Some funny shit in this thread!!

True about cowboys too!! My ex used to say that shit all the time.

So, next time at the bar it's cowboy boots, cowboy hat and a fireman T-shirt (and maybe some of those United airlines wings they give to kids). I'm a fuckin' off-duty cowboy/fireman with my pilot's license bitches... come and get this shit!!

What about construction engineers? What's funny is I just applied for a fireman job when I was out of work. I would've made about half as much as I'm making now using my degree, but maybe that uniform is worth more than I imagined!

Starting to sound a bit Village People there buddy, you are just missing the Red Indian IIRC... ;-)


Telling ladies you are someone famous is not what it used to be either, bloody iPhones/Google Images..... :mad::mad:
 

ibjamming

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pussy what a fool chase. girls spend all their time worrying about what dick they are gonna hop on next, and most guys spend all their time trying to get laid instead of trying to build their empires...i aint complainig, the more guys wasting their time with girls, less competition in my way...not trying to sound chavaunistic or superior...but i think those who base their sole existance on sex alone are just being dumb ignorant animals. yeah its the normal primal thing to do..but i get more satisfaction in the game than i ever did off a one night stand....i got a girl who il prolly be with for a long time already been over four years...but every girl ive been with on the side has been plain brain dead stupid as shit...even the ones who seem smart and about their shit at first turn out to be the same as always....i dont chase em i duck em...i dont have time to play games or deal with bullshit drama that most chicks love..you wanna fuck il do you once and if its good i might do you again but dont expect nothing fancy or love-e-dovey.....im a selfish prick lol id rather be flooding the scene than doing the white picket fence family thing...

This is the only thing worth reading here today. Achieve power and the pussy will follow. After all...you will have what they desire. ALL women want to fuck/have the Alpha Male...the head wolf. Many will settle for something lesser...how low down the list do YOU want to be?

Do you think Donald Trump has trouble getting laid? And he's an ugly MF. How about rock bands...you think Kieth Richards has trouble finding pussy? Become rich...and famous if you'd like...and the girls will be screaming for you like they did for the Beatles.
 
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