Why do women spread their legs for fighter pilots?

[BigSwifty]

I just had a female friend who went to Vegas and ended up screwing some random dude she met who said he was a fighter pilot. Now whether or not he really was... that is another question (probably not, but more on that in a second). But she isn't the type of girl to have a one night stand with strangers.

Also me and my GF of 7 years separated last spring. We didn't speak for a few months and then she was telling me how she met this pilot at a swimming pool and went for a ride on his motorcycle. Now this dude probably was a pilot because it was in a huge Air Force town. Needless to say, she fucked him. She denies it, but it's obvious she's lying. Which is fine with me... because I nailed a couple bar skanks... but I straight up told her because we were separated.

But yeah, I guess next time I meet a girl in a bar I'm going to say I'm a fighter pilot... that dude in Vegas I'm guessing probably wasn't one. I used to go out to clubs with this dealer who would tell all the girls he was in the X-games! It was crazy to watch them eat that shit up! I have a good job and shit, make good money, but it ain't a panty-dropper like being in the X-games or flying jets.

 

[BlackThumbGrowr]

why do guys unzip their pants for cheap hookers n bar sluts?

 

[resinryder]

It's the thrust that gets em. lol And Vegas is an Air Force town also.

 

[gdtrfb]

why do guys unzip their pants for cheap hookers n bar sluts?

because it starts to chafe after awhile if you don't.

 

[Saul Silver]

Because 9 out of 10 girls are the nastiest, self-centered creatures on earth!!! Dirty sluts!!!

Hey man It could be worst,,,, she could of slept with this guy!

 

[smokefrogg]

yeah so when i'm not flying fighter jets i'm usually just training for the next xgames competition on the 'ol half pipe, once in awhile i like to go out into the hills and wrestle a bear or wolf or cougar or whatever comes along, it just makes you feel so alive!

 

[Cheerful]

Ooh baby ooh baby I want you so bad

 

[OjoRojo420]

Some biatches are VERY attracted to psychos...

But they usually were either loved too little or "too much" by Daddy.

They are not even true females in my book.

I'll take a hippie chick with a golden heart any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

Ojo has spoken... LOL

 

[canadiancracker]

who wouldnt bang a pilot? lol

all i can say is that, its all about the moment. ive slept with woman who arent "sluts" on the first time, but i got game, not to mention im handsome as fuck LOL.
sex is fun, thats why people do it. even if they know they will regret it.

im not judging but to me it sounds like you are pissed you cant spread your legs and get fucked.. meaning only that its easier for woman than men, and men tend to resent this. i know alot of men who were hurt and then have feelings such as yours. its not so much about what was said but how you said it..

live for today and tomorrow not about what happend yesterday,, youll waste today if you dwell in the past.

why do good girls like bad boys?

 

[ROJO145]

Hey Swifty,tell that bitch Thanks for The Crabs and I want my watch back!!

 

[supermanlives]

you got to go with what works ive been a doctor ,lawyer and millionaire to name a few

 

[BigSwifty]

who wouldnt bang a pilot? lol

all i can say is that, its all about the moment. ive slept with woman who arent "sluts" on the first time, but i got game, not to mention im handsome as fuck LOL.
sex is fun, thats why people do it. even if they know they will regret it.

im not judging but to me it sounds like you are pissed you cant spread your legs and get fucked.. meaning only that its easier for woman than men, and men tend to resent this. i know alot of men who were hurt and then have feelings such as yours. its not so much about what was said but how you said it..

live for today and tomorrow not about what happend yesterday,, youll waste today if you dwell in the past.

why do good girls like bad boys?

Nah, I don't resent this. Maybe when I was 16, but I been around enough. I can get laid pretty easily enough going to the bars... as girls usually think I'm handsome myself. She may not be the one I want, but I can get what I need...
Yeah, it is easier for girls, but they tend to usually have a bit more self control than dudes who will pretty much bang anything when they need to get laid... So, it's a balance I guess.

Just a weird coincidence lately that two "prudish" girls I know go bang fighter pilots right away. I was starting to wonder if all girls just bang fighter pilots as soon as they meet them... LMAO! Hence, my new approach in the bars...

 

[Stoner4Life]

back in the 70s when I was driving my mercedes 250SL meeting babes was a breeze (gold diggers) but closing the deal on a few of them wasn't always guaranteed unless Plan A was in place. On a 1st date in a nice restaurant we'd be seated when either a waiter or maitre d' would come over to the table and ask "Dr. Johnson? there's a telephone call for you." I'd turn to my date who'd be wearing a stunned look on her face and excuse myself. This was pre cell phone days of course. Anyway I'd go over and chat w/the friend who I'd set up to call me for a few minutes and go back to the table to a snapper who thought she'd hit the lottery.......

 

[BlueberryLovr]

Oh hey! I've played this game before. Dr, armed forces, LEO, rich dude. If you know enough about those professions you can play it off easy.

Doesn't work on all chicks. Works especially well on the ones who are only good enough for a 1-nighter because they are stupid. Wham bam thank you m'am. It's da troof.

 

[BigSwifty]

back in the 70s when I was driving my mercedes 250SL meeting babes was a breeze (gold diggers) but closing the deal on a few of them wasn't always guaranteed unless Plan A was in place. On a 1st date in a nice restaurant we'd be seated when either a waiter or maitre d' would come over to the table and ask "Dr. Johnson? there's a telephone call for you." I'd turn to my date who'd be wearing a stunned look on her face and excuse myself. This was pre cell phone days of course. Anyway I'd go over and chat w/the friend who I'd set up to call me for a few minutes and go back to the table to a snapper who thought she'd hit the lottery.......

LMAO! Nice work...

Or perhaps... "Senator, we have an urgent call for you".

 

[Bulldog11]

I usually just shove the chicks hand on my cock and watch their eyes light up!

Jk, my wife would kill me.

 

[Miss Blunted]

It's the thought of the uniform.. Same reason we want to f*ck fire fighters. Well, firefighters are ACTUAL heroes....and the uniform just does us in. We like men that do MANLY shit, lol....hot I get super turned on when I see my man working in his uniform...even though his is sort of different. When he's working and being manly, I want to work HIM.

 

[Bulldog11]

O Miss Blunted you devil!

 

[OjoRojo420]

So boys... wear an uniform and lie, lie, lie and lie... LOL

Got to get my old Class A's from the closet and play the scene.

 

[fabvariousk]

Women are essentially whores. Not anything wrong with that but it is the sad truth.
I have known "single" women who do not consider themselves to be easy that would average putting out for around ten dudes a month when dating.
Those same women would tell me I am easy for nailing some fine endochinese tail in the dam. It is very easy for non-overweight girls to get dick.
Sorry the flyboys had there way.