The New ‘Miss TSA’ Calendar (caution some nudity)

[Bulldog11]

I don't know, maybe a little to fat for me. (jk, I don't think like that)

 

[Lazyman]

Aw man, its all the same chick. I can tell from her tibias.

oh, and her shoes. Can someone at least photoshop on some blonde hair or something? Jeez...

 

[Classic Seeds]

damn i can not see the pictures that seems to be happening on a lot of stuff hope i can see the shots thanks for the tip xrays of babes ?where the skin ones ha ha

 

[SpasticGramps]

oh, and her shoes. Can someone at least photoshop on some blonde hair or something? Jeez...

Better??

 

[BornToBeWild]

Better??

Oh my!!!! I just laughed so hard I could not breathe

 

[Hundred Gram Oz]

Better??

Gramps you loon LOL LOL, what kind of strip clubs do you go to haha

 

[ROJO145]

I guess its better than a Roebucks catolog if ya gotta squeeze a fast one off!!

 

[Chamba]

So much for getting on the plane with a half O shoved up your ass, those scans show everything.

I read that the actual scans at airports do not show any items that have been inserted, they only show things that might be hidden under your clothes. Any actual terrorist would put explosives in a plastic tube and insert it as all the scans and feel-ups wouldn't be able to see or feel it.

Which means they will catch some deranged twenty year old Somali puppet on a string next week with a bomb (probably a firecracker with a wet fuse) up his ass during a closed room body search and anal probe and so we will welcome even more stringent searches, stronger x-ray machines and a lot more anal probing.....eeeeek!

 

[Chamba]

and lets not call them "scans" ....those airport machines are x-rays......and there's no wonder that pilots kicked up a fuss and refused to walk through them as often as they would have to. I'd hate to be a frequent flier in the States, after a few years of so called low dose xrays, they would glow in the dark!

 

[ddrew]

So much for getting on the plane with a half O shoved up your ass, those scans show everything.

I read that the actual scans at airports do not show any items that have been inserted, they only show things that might be hidden under your clothes. Any actual terrorist would put explosives in a plastic tube and insert it as all the scans and feel-ups wouldn't be able to see or feel it.

Which means they will catch some deranged twenty year old Somali puppet on a string next week with a bomb (probably a firecracker with a wet fuse) up his ass during a closed room body search and anal probe and so we will welcome even more stringent searches, stronger x-ray machines and a lot more anal probing.....eeeeek!

Really?
So it's still OK to fly with your weed tucked safely away in your prison wallet?

 

[elmanito]

Where are the piercings????

Namaste

 

[Lazyman]

Better??

Oh man, she looks just like this chick I used to date. She was a rodeo clown. hahahaha!!!

 

[BlueberryLovr]

I wonder if the TSA would be happy to let their wives go through the body scanners with a co staff member viewing the images?

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Kant C Shyt]

That was funny as shyt. Even though in reality at the airport it wouldn't be. Its more like Drivers Licences and arrest photos, you gotta do it their way no smiles or poses. Take care 1

 

[itisme]

She is to big boned for me

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Better??

I just lost it so hard I cried!

That just made my week!

 

[Guywithoutajeep]

Miss July has a great uterus.

 

[sackoweed]

BONER CITY Beybey... nice bone structure on most of those women..

 

[Tilt]

This made my day. You can't tell me those screeners arn't rubbing one off now.

 

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