Man Arrested For Ejaculating During TSA Patdown

[Warped1]

i dont get fake news, its not really funny to me, its like the cheapest form of "comedy"

I wonder if it cost more to find out Percy came in his pants.. or making an episode of The Three Stooges?

 

[draco]

i think i could get jacked up enough waiting for a hottie to grope me. it's just not fair that most tsa are male!

"you can touch me there. yes...yes...ah!... whoops!!"


"sir, what IS this curious bulge you're sportin? you don't mind if i ah... OH MY!!"

 

[Stoner4Life]

I wonder if it cost more to find out Percy came in his pants.. or making an episode of The Three Stooges?

don't you mean The Three Splooges?

 

[BrainSellz]

Cummings? CUMMINGS!?!?!?


wtf did they expect.......

^..look at his first name also... could sound like "piercy"

 

[HydroJen]

I personally find this hilarious, having a collection of first and second hand experiences with bay area airports.
Hint about the bay area, unless you're headed south, fly OAK!

 

[SpasticGramps]

Next time I fly I'm going to go wearing no underwear, some sweat pants, and most importantly eat a Viagra.

If anyone is going to frisk me they are going to have to do it with a huge boner in their face.

EDIT: Can't forget the shirt.

 

[trichrider]

 

[ROJO145]

That usually cost me 20 bucks!!Cant knock a freebie

 

[MJBadger]

The federal agent in question used to be a fine UPstanding Police officer , many years ago he arrested a gay man named George Michael in a public toilet after sharing oral sex .

 

[elmanito]

Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.

This would be a wonderful scene for the movie Airplane.(RIP Leslie Nielsen) LMAO

Namaste