Man Arrested For Ejaculating During TSA Patdown

[Drugcheese]

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

Who is from SF?
Cum clean.


http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

 

[Jakenbake]

hahaha wow

 

[HempKat]

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

Personally I say that if a TSA agent is doing enough to cause someone to have an orgasm then it's the TSA agent that needs to be arrested.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Cummings? CUMMINGS!?!?!?


wtf did they expect.......

 

[CANNATOPIA]

lol now this is just weird lol

 

[elwaponino]

The federal agent should be arrested, if he did that on the street he would be charged with sexual assult, not CUMMINGS...lol.

 

[ANBU]

OMFG ROFLCOPTER!! soo percy CUMMINGS CAME in his pants during a patdown. the irony is amazing! Im telling everyone i know this. my only trip is they arrest you for cumming in your own pants in a airport? spread this thread people need to know about this.

 

[sackoweed]

Ok he pulled dood aside..? WTF did he do jack him off? wow for the guy to splooge his shorts something more than touching happened in that tiny bit o time.. lmfao!!!! both should have been arrested.. lmfao peace n pufs..

sacKO

 

[B.C.]

lol

lol

Personally I say that if a TSA agent is doing enough to cause someone to have an orgasm then it's the TSA agent that needs to be arrested.

No shit! He should sue em fer sexual assault!

 

[Johnny Rotten]

The website is satire. Nothing to see here, folks.

 

[Warped1]

Different strokes for different folks..this should be a non issue..and no I'm not gay

 

[Kush_Master]

c'mon ppl .... cummings as a name? and deadseriousnews the website?
dont even have to click the link to see its a hoax.

 

[jd4083]

no shit, put down the pipe guys, clearly an Onion-style news site

 

[JamieShoes]

LOL..Percy Cummings.... what was the agents name?...Davie Handjob?

 

[Warped1]

No i think it was Just DoMe..for christs sake people this is so sad lmao... and I want to know how they found out there was an orgasm..well not really.. but how do they know???

 

[jd4083]

No i think it was Just DoMe..for christs sake people this is so sad lmao... and I want to know how they found out there was an orgasm..well not really.. but how do they know???

I take it you don't know what satire is?

 

[High Country]

I wish the girls at Australian airports did that, then you could have a happy ending before the trip even began.

 

[Warped1]

I take it you don't know what satire is?

Satire or not, I got a chuckle lol. When will the madness end?? lmao

 

[walt cunningham]

i dont get fake news, its not really funny to me, its like the cheapest form of "comedy"

 

[DocLeaf]

OMFG ROFLCOPTER!! soo percy CUMMINGS CAME in his pants during a patdown. the irony is amazing! Im telling everyone i know this. my only trip is they arrest you for cumming in your own pants in a airport?

haha,,,