Totally Random Post

[bird]

daves not here man

 

[BrainSellz]

how wise became "wise"

I believe the two words "why" and "is" make the word "wise".....reason is when you ask questions which come from the word "why-is" you get answers which make you "wise".....quest-on with a question and to get wiser just ask"why'sir"D , jmo

Sincerely makes no sense either....however "Since here" does...kinda like.....
Have a great day!
Since here,
Brainsellz

rather than
Have a great day!
Sincerely
Braindead;P

maybe we wouldve known had they spelled it "whys"

 

[BudToker]

I'd like to have a bite of wild turkey instead...

 

[sackoweed]

i need turkey rehab... Then a whole Man i need to lay down again..
Now we have to deal with this... ~> I need help...
And notice i definitely am not doing this

 

[bird]

look theres two women screwin a polar bear

 

[sackoweed]

look that polar bear is now eating those two women well, actually one women is done and is getting dressed now..

 

[BudToker]

how much do they pay you to screw that bear?

 

[sackoweed]

people who think they can save the world by being mr sensitive are just rump riders..

 

[fredcdobbs]

my ex father in law

my ex father in law

he always called everybody either a "cats ass" or a "dogs dick"...what the fk did that mean?...got the vape out with some good northern lights and i'm high but this is the truth..

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

Dunno....both the "cat's ass" and/or the "dog's dick" can be licked easily by their respective owners. Thats the only positive I can see in those things.

Maybe it meant they were lucky.

 

[tea]

now i know the reason i like rabbits more than cats and dogs

 

[BrainSellz]

strange how "Mans laughter" can be put together to make Manslaughter......wtf is up with that spell...some strange spells in our language folks

 

[Lav]

I hate buying a laptop. In 3 years they all die.

 

[BrainSellz]

the word pirate was constructed from "pi" and "rate" .....they told YOU what the pi rate was and that meant how much of your pi they were gonna take...mo

oh which all has to do with a "cons'piracy"

 

[SuperSizeMe]

Thinking about installing one of these:

For flushing

 

[BrainSellz]

wondering how many more holidays they are gonna pile in before the end of each year....black friday, buy from a local business day (that ones good), e commerce day and i think christmas is last but not sure.....e commerce day was started in 2005...."how can we get your cash before the year ends" was the name of the meeting they had to come up with "e commerce day', mo.

 

[BrainSellz]

Commerce....."come'er'ce" what i got......"come here see" what i got..

 

[sackoweed]

ahh its so farking cold i just want to stay inside all day.. but, i cant so i will just be cold..

 

[BrainSellz]

and smoke a Sack o weed

 

[sackoweed]

puffed and almost ready to go back into the cold and have to deal with traffic.. Luckily im nice and hgih wont get so angry.. BrainsellZ puffs to you..