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Rinse

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I also wrote this in the uk prices thread but Ive edited and added some to this:

Soapbar - 3z's of soap can go for £120 but theres no point because nobody wants it and it doesnt get you stoned. :petting:

Homegrown - 1 z between £160-£200 if your lucky you can get good stuff for £160.

Commercial/ Brand name - 1 z of good cheese/kali mist etc averages £220 some upto £240.
Its knockout stuff that people dont mind paying for in small amounts >>>
Many dealers are now selling 0.8's for a ten bag (can you blame them at what their paying for the oz?)

Watch out for blast and general chemed up weed which will taste harsh and the ash will be black and not flik off the end of the joint so easy, headaches, sore lungs and other nasties common with this shit.

Outdoor - Around november you can start to find some outdoor stuff floating about which is mostly average but can be extremely good.
The problem is alot of folk tend to grow skunks which mostly dont do so well o.d here.

When the right strains are grown though in a good season they are on par with California/Spanish buds just smaller and not quite as much resin but still kick your ass in the high dept. More "up" and psychedelic than indoor bud.

Import >>>>>

Pollen - Good maroc hash sandy colour no need to burn it - it crumbles to powder easy, it slightly bubbles when you light it if you look close.
Also if you work it with your hands it will turn dark and solid all the signs of good hash.
Having said that I get through a fair amount to get stoned so its far from Morocco's finest, this I guess is import quality but clean from the farmer, unlike soapbar which is so adulterated its no longer hash.
Pollen sells for old skool prices which means £10 - 1.7 g and £20 an 8th (3.5). Not sure on the z but shud be well under 2 bills.

Squidgy black/Afghan black - Sells for the same price as Pollen, some people love it but Im not keen on it, sleepy high and defo not pure - pure black hash blasts your head off, this stuff tastes a bit "inky". No idea where this really comes from,
pollen is much better and cleaner IMO...

Higrade moroccan - If you find this your in luck, very rare and pricey but worth every penny, this is a dark hash but unlike the squidgy black its hard - not soft, you can stick your nail in but you can't squidge it about at room temp.
Coffee and minty under the intense hash smell.
Super pure this shit bubbles up when touched with a flame and I wish I could get some now!
Very stoney and long lasting plus a dash of trippy.
Sometimes its in the form of small eggs which means its been smuggled up someones arse - just a warning. :moon:

Thai - Its called Thai but a couple of dealers have told me this is for marketing and its really from Africa, would be interesting to find out the origin of this stuff if any of you guys have an idea?
Its usually wrapped in red and yellow/gold string and is good sticky compressed buds with piney/incence/herbal smell its not the leafy low grade stuff that sometimes comes through.
Good mellow "up" high that lasts longer than most skunks. :dance013:
£140 a z average some may find it cheaper.
For small amounts expect 1.5g for £10, some dealers are selling at grams its that good.
The problem is the bag appeal because its compressed and brown (dark green/brown) and people want lime green skunk.

Purple Haze - there are 3 main types of purple bud Ive seen here,
Purple power, purple haze, and purple star are the dutch names but they all sell as purple haze here. The power being the lightest and the star being the darkest almost black.
Not to everyones taste, I like these purple weeds especialy the star. Its the strongest out of the 3 with a pretty heavy indica buzz and hashy/sweet smoke.
I think they mostly come from amsterdam grown outdoors but maybe some are homegrown here. Mainly available in winter.

Feel free to add to this and Im still interested in more info on Thai/compressed weed. Bless up.
 

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treeofsatta

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Nice

I can get the "Thai" for £70-90 per oz :)

Some of that purple can be outdoors UK grown, u never know! A lot of plants go purple outside in colder temperatures :)
 

jaouad21

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Haaai rinse
do you got all of that stuff?
otherwise leave your phone number
so we can talk if you want
Im from the Netherlands
 
H

Hoover_lungz

I grow my own and when i run i just suffer until harvest time lol.
 
state of the street stuff in most of the UK sucks big time, there is good stuff comes through just not verry much, crap grade is so much cheaper by the ton so thats what comes through,terrible mixed up crap that needs to change big time,peace PJ
 

DocLeaf

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All the weed i n i grew this season from March onwards was 100% free (see gallery) :D

If / when the pot runs dry we have to source some from friends,, and pay.. but at least it's bukku and dry and never contaminated,, and an 1/8th still weighs 3.5 ,, so cant complain.

+ samples of our own seed varieties (and clones) c/o the fam-clan , and new samples from breeders turn up :canabis: jah bless all dem:friends:

The easiest way to reduce prices in the UK is to stop supporting dealers.. dem gonna have bills to pay lol
 

Rinse

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All the weed i n i grew this season from March onwards was 100% free (see gallery) :D

If / when the pot runs dry we have to source some from friends,, and pay.. but at least it's bukku and dry and never contaminated,, and an 1/8th still weighs 3.5 ,, so cant complain.

+ samples of our own seed varieties (and clones) c/o the fam-clan , and new samples from breeders turn up :canabis: jah bless all dem:friends:

The easiest way to reduce prices in the UK is to stop supporting dealers.. dem gonna have bills to pay lol

So true, the price for skunk is nothing short of extortion...0.8/£10 of wet bud and if your lucky it wont be sprayed with that sillicone shit...
Thats if your buying with no good contacts.
But if people want grade they will pay if they cant get it elsewhere and not everyone can grow, so its a bit of a cycle...

Not so long ago I remember standardly paying £20 for 3.5 - 4g of dry lime green bud covered in red hairs and crystals that would take you to the moon after half a spliff and not go back to earth for a while very hard hitting and this was indoor stuff...
I would chip out the spliff half way and the rest would not be relighted for a good 2 hours I assure you lol.
 

James666

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Good guide!! but to be honest I'm not one for buying.

I used to grow way to much and end up giving half of what I grew away. Bought some a couple of weeks back and I was shocked at how little you got for the cash.

Grow your own! It's free and you get shit loads more. :)
 

hazefest

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uk just has bad weed period proberly the worst in the western world

dam>australia>cali

Is that the order you think has the best weed? If so you are very far off buddy and to say the UK has the worst is a massive generalisation that is way off the truth.....having spent much time in all 3 of the above as well as the UK i would say the following about them

UK: amazing strains and superb quality available in smaller amounts, larger amount becoming more available as quality home grower branch out into larger production.....there is also lots of shit also around due to the crazy quantity that is consumed meaning people more interested in cash are doing it and cutting corners.....the reality is 'you get what you pay for' and for £250 to £300 i can get oz of weed as good as it gets (and i've smoked many oz's from some of the biggest names on the boards including top breeders).

Australia: The quality was much more consistent than the UK with less badly grown bud available, lots of good growers but sadly a lack of decent genetics in the whole (although available in pockets).

Dam: Considering the quantity and legal status the quality is way under par, a few good growers in the Dam and if you get pointed in the right direction or know the right things there are nice things to be found if you are quick and in town at the right time.

Cali:Best of the lot, cant speak highly enough of the place or the bud available both from people and clubs, fuck i love the clubs.....mad strains, mad skills and mad love for the plant and the culture make this place #1.


Just my opinion, thought i'd share with you all.
 

motaco

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I've been told that the pressed thai is actually commercial cambodian that is relatively popular in europe. It always has that fishnet kinda string on it.
 

DocLeaf

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uk just has bad weed period proberly the worst in the western world

dam>australia>cali

You've obviously never grown or smoked genetics from the UK. On a good day, from a good grower, then UK erb is just the same as any other high-grade the world over.

Peace n flower power all
 

Scrogerman

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Show him Doc! (you got some sic looking bud pics knocking about)

btw, the stuff that comes tied is tie-stick, if it happens to be Thai all the better(Thai-Stix), aint seen any for years!
i used to make tie-stick outta all my popcorn buds tied on a chopstick with cotton.(ive seen this sell for good money as apposed to throwing it to bubblebags-which is what most do these days or make oils,iso etc)

I suppose its where ya from as to reference/ what its called on the street etc!!

People used to refer to Thai weed as Thai-stick, tied up or not. seeds/stalk n all! The Dark sweet seedless used to be mustard! i dont see it any more.

Where im from we call Soapbar 'DogShit' cause thats mostly what it is lol!-would you smoke it!
It was prolly around the mid 90's when i last saw rocky soap worth having(not re-press) oily(choc) n fkin nice too, just dont see it like that anymore. always some twat mixing & repressing it with all sorts of bollocks! its a shame.

Used to get nice Charras & Mannali around here too(tola), just nice Pollom these days, loads of variations & qualities. The odd bit of Paki border & squidgy's, Kashmiri's, some good some shit! it varys too much but sells for the same extortionate prices.

Nice Thread Rise!
 
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