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BrainSellz

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superstitions that dont make sense.....like: Dont let a "black cat" cross your path"..... when it should be "dont let a black hat cross your path"....... folks in black hats either pull rabbits out of them or .....just be careful for the folks wearing a black hat:D specifically a top hat, mo.

Its not bad luck to step on cracks of a sidewalk either......its just dangerous......they make you trip......now folks think its bad luck....lmfao

and stories like this that make no sense
why the phuck did jack and jill go UP a hill to get water (was it jack angel? cause that sounds like jack and jill....and im starting to think that jack the angel was evil stealing peoples water or whatever).....water runs down hill....dont make know sense.....a bird would say something like that seriously because a bird doesnt know what a hill is.....dont laugh birds talk!

Birds that talk.....did we teach them or did they teach us??

"BIRD IS THE WORD" ya know!

and when you get sober you have "sobird up" i mean sobered up! and when your cold its because your "so'burr" i mean "sober"....some folks get cold when theyre sober like "cold hearted" and when its cold outside it feels so burr:)
 

Gypsy Nirvana

Recalcitrant Reprobate -
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Guns...

Bombs....

Armies.....

....Weapons of Mass destruction....

...Royalty....

....low powered cars with big spoilers on them....
 

Hash Zeppelin

Ski Bum Rodeo Clown
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Organized Religion, Justin Beiber, and the DEA are the three biggest things that should be abolished from earth.
 

ixnay007

"I can't remember the last time I had a blackout"
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Um, if my orgasms were 10 times better I think I'd have an aneurysm...

Second...majority of chicks I know say they think uncircumsized dicks are nasty...plus you have to worry about buildup of smegma...ick

All american chicks, and it's only a matter of familiarity.

Come on over to europe, where the women ain't freaked out by a little bit of skin around the tip o your dick. We also know how to wash our willies also, just like behind your ears.. a little soap behind the bellend does wonders for smegma.
 
S

Stray

chairs and reading matter in the bathroom......

:)Very touching scene Invisible,in which you show real compassion to the devout female and the predictable criticism of ones 'uncut' piece.
Ladies may avert their eyes if ones implement appears ghastly in any way..will that be all, my lord?..for now
 

Grimr3efer

Member
MSG
ASPARTAME
COKE-COLA
CHEMTRAILS
HEMP and POPPY PROHABITION
THE FED
NEW WORLD ORDER
CORPERATIONS SELLING OUT JOBS!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU BITCH ASS MFs
 

BigSwifty

Member
Chemtrails never existed in the first place... they're called contrails and they're basically the exhaust from a plane's engine
 

sackoweed

I took anger management already!!!! FUCK!!!
Veteran
gurls in tight clothes that dont fit and all kinda shit be hanging out from every opening they have..

shitty drivers..

speeding tickets

small tiny widdle itty bitty police officers.. with napoleon syndrome..

gurls who wont swallow! or for some boys... LMFAO!@!!@@@@!!1!

moldy nugsz

and empty lighters
 

designer

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I had a Frenchish girl friend from Montreal Quebec. She was so full of herself, but looked great in a nighty. Anyway, she almost killed me when I made us some eggs Benidict with powdered hollandaise sauce. She told me that was the most insulting thing she ever seen. She hated American wines too, so whatever. So to her it would be powdered instant hollandaise and to me it would be the Quebecois
 

funkymonkey

Member
Advanced Nutrients
Docleaf and the LGA
Greenhouse Seeds
Barney's Farm Seeds
Dinafem and all the other thieving rip-off spanish banks
 

SpasticGramps

Don't Drone Me, Bro!
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Yeah I'm near Detroit, I've been to enough of em'.

lol Memories of NYC.

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Adding to the list:

Candy Kids

The United Nations

The IMF

NATO

DEA

Private Prisons

Private Military Contractors

High Frequency Trading
 

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