I was in a club the other night...

[!!!]

things are good. ratio of girls to guys was really high and I wasn't even looking to get laid. just out with the guys hopping venues. I talk to a few girls and then go to the bathroom to wash my face and roll a joint in the bathroom.

As I'm washing, there's a dude behind me pissing at a urinal. I begin casual talk with him. It was dumb but I explicitly started with "I don't wanna sound gay but I need a dude's opinion on this." yadda yadda "so this girl was doing this and that, saying this and that, would you interpret this as X or Y?" you know, basic guy talk.

The guy keeps replying "yeah?! yeah?!" Literally doesn't say anything else, and after maybe 10 yeahs I turn around to say "wow, got anymore advice?"

The guy was staring back at me and wacking off!!!

He wasn't even hiding it. Who the fuck does that?!

I felt nauseous and got the hell out of there, I think saying something like "enjoying yourself, asshole?" on the way out.

Should I take this as a compliment?

man.. who the fuck does that?

 

[Norkali]

Fuckin' weird people out there...

 

[whodair]

stop hanging out near urinals !!

 

[WasntMe]

Sorry bro, I was really high and you just looked like the type that would be cool with it ... it's not like I asked you to help.

 

[whodair]

Sorry bro, I was really high and you just looked like the type that would be cool with it ... it's not like I asked you to help.

well you aren't too bad yourself ... wanna make sausage scissors ??

 

[teemu shalanie]

dude what kinda bars u going hoping @???, maybe u stumbled into a gay bar , and Im not saying that would be cool @ a gay bar , but if it was a gay bar you toatlly led him on with all your X -Y questions !!!!LOL
unessesary but i guess its sort of a compliment , what you do after that you tell all your boys what happened?
very funny TS

 

[BiG H3rB Tr3E]

stop hanging out near urinals !!

^^^^
exactly what I was thinkin....

 

[TruthOrLie]

some straight bars have gay nights.

didn't daddy teach you how to use the potty?

you use the potty and leave the potty.

You don't hang out and talk to strangers who are holding their dicks

 

[Cookie monster]

Did he look anything like this?

 

[smokefrogg]

duuuuude, wow i'm sorry =(

 

[rocky5]

must have been your dancing skills

imagine if someone came in

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Did he look anything like this?

LOL

 

[!!!]

Nah it wasn't a gay bar or gay night. In hindsight there were at least 3-4 girls for every guy there.. really strange now that I think about it. Usually a 50/50 ratio is considered pretty good.

haha my friends just kept smoking me up to forget the whole thing. it kinda worked as the details of it all are slowly fading away.

The night wasn't bad. I didn't even make it out the door after the incident. I was going out to smoke a cig/joint but ended up being pulled into a crowd by my friend. The girl he was talking to had a friend he wanted me to distract.

ends up she was wasted and before I even say hi she has her tongue in my mouth.. it cancels out the urinal incident somewhat

 

[!!!]

imagine if someone came in

indeed lol!

 

[Snagglepuss]

You must be traumatized,....i would be...i hate it when people chat with me in the urinal....thats when its time to sky...

 

[!!!]

Did he look anything like this?

hahaha nah he looked like a short obama with bad teeth and a strong Nigerian accent or at least that's the caricature I remember

 

[!!!]

You must be traumatized,....i would be...i hate it when people chat with me in the urinal....thats when its time to sky...

I find that if I force myself to socialize with guys, gals, bouncers, etc I get into a groove where I become very confident/sociable without having a single drink. Kind of like saying what's on your mind before your inner voice comes in to tell you it's a bad idea.

In this case it really was! I learned my lesson.

 

[Suomi-Prkl]

so a guy jerked off at a urinal!

he prolly wasnt even jerking off at you. maybe he just needed to blow a nut because of all the overflow of tail going on at the club. believe me i've seen weirder shit go down at the men's urinal section!

 

[Herbal extasy]

Back in 80's in Vesivehmaa's jenkkapirtti some man climbed inside from urinal drain, because it was just a big hole to outside. Or that's what my friend told me. Said he witness that situation.

 

[arcticsun]

Lesson learned should be, dont engage in small talk by the urinals...


The man rules are quite clear on this, if there is cock in free air, any cock but especially stiff cock, then male socializing is forbidden!!