Piss Test
- Thread starter dwarfganja
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In 2005 Minnesota Vikings Oterrio Smith was caught at the airport with dried urine and "The Wizzinator",airport police thought the powder was cocaine I wonder what they thought about the rubber penis.I prefer the teas. Natural Kleen from Oregon works.
dwarfganja
Member
Took the test the other day. Get results back on tues. Guy says to me as he attaches a thermometer..if it comes back below 90 im calling the funeral home...if it comes back above 100 im calling 911. With a big smile like hes breaking my balls.
Took a stroll down the hall to the bathroom...dumped some nice quick fix in and handed it in at 92 lol and said PEACE!
dwarfganja
Member
Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby. That's a NEGATIVE, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
Vhghost
Member
This thread has helped me lots! .. thank you . i used to use Detoxxx Drink" <--- shit worked for about 3-4 piss tests then all of a sudden then sent the sample in to a lab instead of just testing on the spot and of course i failed.
does the fake urine Quick fix work for lab testing ? .. kinda worried about taking another test.. haven't smoke for a week but i'm a heavy smoker and i'm kinda over weight by about 50 pounds or so
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any help from you guys would rock! . i'm in canada to if that helps for info
does the fake urine Quick fix work for lab testing ? .. kinda worried about taking another test.. haven't smoke for a week but i'm a heavy smoker and i'm kinda over weight by about 50 pounds or so
.. any help from you guys would rock! . i'm in canada to if that helps for info
I have passed many urine tests on short notice even though I am a daily smoker. I heat fake urine in the microwave & stick it inside my sock. I also drink about 2 gallons of water and Diet Coke in the 1.5 hours before the test. I usually use about 75% fake urine & 25% of my own. The combo of fake and my own diluted urine works every time. Even if some posters are right & they check for fake urine, I have put some real stuff in there.
I love when they give me a bottle that has the little paper thermometer attached so I can check the temp myself before I leave the bathroom. Some places use those and others give you a blank bottle and check the temperature with a thermometer after you are done. Temperature is the thing I always worry about.
I love when they give me a bottle that has the little paper thermometer attached so I can check the temp myself before I leave the bathroom. Some places use those and others give you a blank bottle and check the temperature with a thermometer after you are done. Temperature is the thing I always worry about.
somniferum420
Member
wait you have 2 weeks. if your in shape, and active it will take about 1 week to get out of your system. Just dont smoke untill after the test.
I smoke about the same amount you do 3-5 joints a day... was given 6 days notice, just drank lots of water and was a ok. Dont even bother with synthetic shit.
I smoke about the same amount you do 3-5 joints a day... was given 6 days notice, just drank lots of water and was a ok. Dont even bother with synthetic shit.
r1fmakaveli
Member
Pickle Juice, water, orange juice.. drink these constantly like make yourself go to the bathroom a lot. if you can't cause of work, make up for it when you're at home.
r1fmakaveli
Member
the more you piss from now till then the BETTER. make yourself sick of that shit and when you do ur piss test make sure ur piss is super clear
a guy i know used the fake dick harness to pass a drug test administered by a probation officer as they look in a mirror adjacent to the toilet to see if you are really peeing. i don't think your job will do this, so a bottle of fake urine is probably the best option. holding and dealing with someone else's pee is disgusting and not fun.. either take a nice tolerance break adn get some exercise or get some fake urine.
BongRipkenJR.
Active member
Quick Fix 5.7 or better works great!
A couple years ago I had to take a piss test for a job. I had a 14 day notice like you too. I played a lot of basketball over like a period of a week. I ate alot of fruit and vegetables and I was clean in a week.
THC is stored in your fat so: you limit your calories, eat alot of fiber, and the more you sweat the better.
THC is stored in your fat so: you limit your calories, eat alot of fiber, and the more you sweat the better.
Im not one to take advice from people when it comes to pissing in a cup for my job, i had no choice one time to use synthetic urine, and heard of Quick Fix, Man was i glad - 3 times so far and still working -
Depending on what state you are in - They Test for Creatine levels?? They sell a kit specifically for UA's done in Oregon and Canada -
If i where you - Quit smoking, do the cardio drink the Gallon a day, Use Quick fix - You WILL pass, but as a back up for YOUR reinsurance You will have had 14 days to be clean and drink water.
Shit will be easy man, either hold it in waist with a belt, or just tie near your nuts - Either way man...Quick Fix.
If you knew better you would do better, Rookie
Edit: Good luck
Depending on what state you are in - They Test for Creatine levels?? They sell a kit specifically for UA's done in Oregon and Canada -
If i where you - Quit smoking, do the cardio drink the Gallon a day, Use Quick fix - You WILL pass, but as a back up for YOUR reinsurance You will have had 14 days to be clean and drink water.
Shit will be easy man, either hold it in waist with a belt, or just tie near your nuts - Either way man...Quick Fix.
If you knew better you would do better, Rookie
Edit: Good luck
Anita Bonghit
Member
what if this test is for probation?
I plan on being tested after sentencing and i havnt smoked/vaped for about 3 weeks.
anyone have experience with probation testing?
i want to avoid putting shit in my body
I plan on being tested after sentencing
and i havnt smoked/vaped for about 3 weeks.anyone have experience with probation testing?
i want to avoid putting shit in my body
Drinking a gallon a day does nothing for you. But drinking a gallon the day of the test does work.
