Man Arrested For Burglary Had a Mouse In His Rectum

[MrBluntfaced]

This fella was 'arrested for burglary?'......what was he stealing butt naked and asleep/stoned?


......a mouse?

The innocence of women and children alike.

 

[pearlemae]

Nobody said if the mouse was dead or alive. Is that animal cruelty?

 

[robbiedublu]

wow if I ever catch someone trying to rob my house I'm gonna do some fucked up shit like that to them..maybe not the mouse part, but I could see myself drugging them and stuffing their pockets full of kiddie porn and justin beiber cd's or something.

Some of your old kiddie porn that you're tired of?

 

[b00m]

Great find Gramps absolutely farking hilarious

 

[Clackamas Coot]

South Carolina right?

 

[Hammerhead]

ha that shit right there tells ya how fuked up people are. He stuck that micey up his ass no one else did it lol

 

[Japanfreakier]

The funniest TV moment I've ever seen was on a early evening news report, somehow the meaning of the story escaped everybody in the news room and a anchor person repeated with a straight face

"A woman was admitted to a hospital after a bizarre accident today"

behind was an x-ray of a woman's pelvis area with a bowling pin stuck in her rectum.

 

[Clackamas Coot]

Where's Richard Gere when you really need him?

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

This was his first offence guys and girls, he was squeaky clean before .....


Whatever he was on, it must have been some real good Gere.

Don't hate...we have all been there.

... and got a tale to tell too.....



I'll get me coat....

 

[hempluvr]

roflmao...too funny. That poor bastard remembers what happened he just does not want to

 

[rick shaw]

In South Carolina they call that "Slippin' someone a Mickey"

 

[SCROG McDuck]

Back in the 70', I had an employee (he was in his 40s) that was openly gay..
Carlos Turr.... he told me of a practice in 'his' community, called
(I'm not making this up) "Mouseing"..

A white mouse put in a glass tube.. insert into proper 'recepticle'! UGH!
and remove the tube, leaving the tail hanging out for later removal.

Apparently the movement of the mouse gasping for air (I dont know about claws!), 'IS' the thrill.. as it dies!

Way out there, weird stuf! Is this what happend here? I dono.
but he could be a hero in certain circles. LOL!

"Slip him a Mickey".............. very good, rick.

 

[MickeyBlue42]

One of those nights hey :/

 

[supermanlives]

thats disgusting