Man Arrested For Burglary Had a Mouse In His Rectum

[SpasticGramps]

Don't be that guy.

Mouse-infested naked man tased, arrested for burglary, assault

SENECA, SC (WCSC) - A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.
Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 31, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.


During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.
He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.

Reminds me of South Park

 

[Honkytonk]

Poor rodent.

 

[Cookie monster]

"He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him."

I hope for his sake he doesn't remember, anything that involves being found naked with a mouse stuck up your arse cant be good.

Stag night+rohypnol+bastard friends?

 

[Miss Blunted]

Oh! Oh! Jesus Christ.....lol.

 

[el dub]

LOL Sounds like something we'd pull on a hard-drinking, asshole "friend" many years back. (Minus the mouse up the ass part.)

lw

 

[fabvariousk]

Don't hate...we have all been there.

 

[Panama Red]

Stag night+rohypnol+bastard friends?

Anything you want to share with the class, Cook?

 

[Cookie monster]

Anything you want to share with the class, Cook?

Not a thing, my bumhole is as always rodent free.
I will confess to being a bastard friend tho, but thats a story for another thread

 

[superpedro]

Now that wouldn't have happened if he'd only smoked weed.

 

[cheesey]

Now that wouldn't have happend if he'd only smoked weed.

maybe he had his stash of cheese in a baggy up his ass and the mouse was trying too get it lol hahahaha

 

[StealthDragon]

wow if I ever catch someone trying to rob my house I'm gonna do some fucked up shit like that to them..maybe not the mouse part, but I could see myself drugging them and stuffing their pockets full of kiddie porn and justin beiber cd's or something.

 

[VIKINGtrich]

WOW!

 

[OjoRojo420]

Shrooms....???

More like Sherm to me... LOL

Poor fool

 

[SpasticGramps]

Here he is. Mr. Mousy.

If I ever had my face pasted to a story like this on the internet for the whole world to see........ I dunno. How does this guy ever live this down? He'd better move to some remote third world country.

 

[el dub]

That's a mug that every mother with daughter or son should be worried about.

lw

 

[ROJO145]

Wasnt this kinda shit proven false?Rite off the bat Im thinkin CLAWS!!theres 4 of em on each mouse foot,who de-claws the mouse?It freaks me out poppin a cold prep h in,imagine a mouse!!That cold suppository aint wigglin squirmin and bitin like a rodent!!!Just sayn.....

 

[OjoRojo420]

I guess different strokes for different folks... or rodents...????

 

[BPJR]

That's a mug that every mother with daughter or son should be worried about.

lw

Dont forget mice

 

[Lav]

'Shrooms'll do that to you, ya' know.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

This fella was 'arrested for burglary?'......what was he stealing butt naked and asleep/stoned?


......a mouse?