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InvisibleEmpire

So I was called back for a CSR job for an online DVD retailer. At first the job ad listed only ONE of the sites they own and being strapped for cash I said fuck it and applied...so i got a call back and my interview was today...

...turns out the company owns various websites and 90% of their business is adult DVD's...so this 30s something chick is interviewing me telling me about her husband this and her husband that and the whole time i'm just wondering if I could bang her some how. Anyways she goes to the huge projector screen and goes to their websites (that i would theoretically be supporting) and BLAM...tits & vagina everywhere. She's telling me about the benefits in 90 days and I'm trying to keep my attention off of the huge tits on the huge projector right in front of me. I think it was a test...to see how I reacted...I thought I did pretty good...but regardless I can say this was my first job interview with tits.

Anyone ever have a weird interview?
 
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I have had 2 very strange interviews.

Interview #1- Arrived at destination for interview, the guy says are you hungry its lunch time we could just do a casual interview at hooters. I'm like 'uhhh yeah!' So we go there, eat up, hes asking me all the job related q's yada yada. On the way back he's hot rodding the fuck out of his bmw flying in and out of traffic and seriously almost rear ends some car and scares the fuck out of me. I was like WTF????? He offerred me a job but I never called them back, so what do they do? THE MOTHER FUCKER SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE!!!! YES! He shows up at my house to ask me why I didnt accept the position. WTF? Almost had to get a restraining order on that one.

Interview #2- Arrived at destination for job interview. Future boss pulls out a joint within first few minutes. Asks "are you going to be a cool employee?" to which I reply "are you serious? pass that shit".. So we talk about the job and smoking herbs and cannabis for atleast an hour and he said "great then you'll start on monday". That was a great job, getting stoned all day with my boss, seeing hot chicks boobies, eating amazing food.

I bet you can totally bang this chick if you want. Hell, her husband will probably film it and make a video for you too!
 
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InvisibleEmpire

LMAO @ dude showed up at your house...i would've opened the door with my gun and see how he reacted...

the manager who interviewed me was pretty cute, she didn't have much makeup on but i'd still destroy it in a back room if ever given the chance...gotta get hired first...lol...she also told me the owners of the company flew in porn stars for last years christmas party...rofl
 
ZEROorDIE

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you better accept that job if they offer it to you

ive never really had a bizzare interview like that, although i wish when i went in for an interview the boss pulled out a j haha
 
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my main concern right now is to get a cash flow comin until i can start making some legit contacts and connects who want to buy kind in bulk...its not that great pay sadly but it's something until i can find a higher paying job or if i make enough with weed, lol
 
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InvisibleEmpire said:
So I was called back for a CSR job for an online DVD retailer. At first the job ad listed only ONE of the sites they own and being strapped for cash I said fuck it and applied...so i got a call back and my interview was today...

...turns out the company owns various websites and 90% of their business is adult DVD's...so this 30s something chick is interviewing me telling me about her husband this and her husband that and the whole time i'm just wondering if I could bang her some how. Anyways she goes to the huge projector screen and goes to their websites (that i would theoretically be supporting) and BLAM...tits & vagina everywhere. She's telling me about the benefits in 90 days and I'm trying to keep my attention off of the huge tits on the huge projector right in front of me. I think it was a test...to see how I reacted...I thought I did pretty good...but regardless I can say this was my first job interview with tits.

Anyone ever have a weird interview?
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So did you 'knock one out' in the C.R. before going home?....lol
 
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InvisibleEmpire

I wish I did! She reminded me of this REALLY hot chick I dated back when i was 20. I hate it when the hot boss chicks bring up their husbands...I interviewed for a position about 2 months ago and the chick interviewing me was pretty decent but had a great rack...and she kept stumbling on her words and repeating herself and talked about her husband too...I kinda want this job just so I can see if I can fuck with her...I normally don't mess with married chicks though as you feel bad either way...you either get laid and feel bad for fucking up a marriage or you don't get laid and get outright rejected..

I was just blown away at first because normally interviews are all professional, by-the-book then here comes this chick bringing up their websites and just a chick flashing her tits was the landing page...at first it was "how should i handle this" because normally when i see naked chicks on the internet it's me by myself about to crack one out so i had to adapt and remain calm
 
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This was funny thread thanks for the laugh ya'll, take the job get income all the other stuff comes later if it cums at all lol, 1
 
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Sounds like a stable industry. Tits and ass are not going out of style anytime soon. At least not around here.
 
Securityfirst

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I went on a job interview for a stereo company and 2 people interviewed me. It was a seasonal "rehire" position , I was 22 years old. One person was an old man, he was like 55 years old, the other person was a 27 year old blonde with the most amazing boobies I had ever seen in my life. During the interview I literally could not keep my eyes off her big tits. Those motherfuckers were huge and shapely, and to top it off she was beautiful. She had a wedding ring I was just thinking the whole time that her husband was a lucky ass. Needless to say I didnt get rehired.
 
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I woulda failed, i space out all speech other than dirty talk when tits are vag are visible. lol
 
Yes4Prop215

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ahah man thats somethin that doesnt happen everyday...its been about 4-5 years since my last job interview! mary jane is my boss now....
 
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InvisibleEmpire

LOL I wouldn't ever be looking for a career in this type of job, CSR is about as low as you can get on the totem pole...

Either way I have a 2.4kw grow starting up within the next few weeks and until that comes through (obviously 3-4 months from now) i need income :-\

even if i get the job i'm going to have to be reading back porn titles to customers on the phone... "Yes sir, your order for Gangbang Grannies #3 and Bi Cock Love #5 shipped out yesterday."
 
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Man this shit is hella funny! I wish i had boss that cool were we could pass 1 or maybe a few back back and fourth. When the topic comes up about weed, i have to play dumb so they cant tell ima every day stoner that know so much about pot.
 
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