What to tell a land lord....

[STUPPA]

Tell the landlord you work for the local landlord harassment office, you basically spend your days keeping tabs on dodgy nosey landlords who don't respect tenant's rights LOL that should keep him quiet.

seriously tho i think the self employed excuse is best cos you need less proof to show them and you might get away with just a bank check, if you say you are a rich kid that will prob set alarm bells ringing they will be expecting lots of parties and such and will also ask for a guarantor .

 

[milehighmedical]

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[argoagro]

Use reverse psychology, tell 'em you're a shrink

 

[STUPPA]

Last house I rented I had no job or proof of income of any kind. Just called for a showing, show up, looked at the house, said "I'll take it." proceeded to fill out an application, which was approved 48 hours later. Payed a couple grand for deposit and first months rent.

It's usually never worth it to deal with a management company. You just have to scan craigs list everyday and call every single potential property. Eventually you WILL find a land lord who is just chill, for some reason I'll never understand. You just have to go be good with people. And of course, persistent. It can take weeks or even months. But last time it only took about half a dozen calls, over a couple days, new record.

It sounds like you already got it figured out though. So, congratulations on that.

Your lucky finding a decent landlord in the UK is'nt so easy . So what did you tell them you did for a living then ? surely you did'nt say that you were a grower of fine herbs ,just interested like.

 

[BigForest]

Last house I rented I had no job or proof of income of any kind. Just called for a showing, show up, looked at the house, said "I'll take it." proceeded to fill out an application, which was approved 48 hours later. Payed a couple grand for deposit and first months rent.

It's usually never worth it to deal with a management company. You just have to scan craigs list everyday and call every single potential property. Eventually you WILL find a land lord who is just chill, for some reason I'll never understand. You just have to go be good with people. And of course, persistent. It can take weeks or even months. But last time it only took about half a dozen calls, over a couple days, new record.

It sounds like you already got it figured out though. So, congratulations on that.

exactly be persistant and up your people skills

 

[BigForest]

I just tell them I moved into the area and am looking for work but I can pay 6 months or a year of rent up front in a cashiers check if they want. They ALWAYS grab the money and that's that.

i agree cash is king in cali

 

[headband 707]

Inheritance, you are a trust fund baby act like a rich little snot they love them.

No they don't LOL LOL where do you get that idea a little asshole is a little asshole no matter where he gets his/her money and if he/she is a trust fund baby that is even worse because then he/she doesn't give two shits about you or your place lol.. So no that doesn't fly lol... need to be a good tenent and have good references and not act like a dick. peace out Headband707

 

[milehighmedical]

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[Dr.Dank]

I put good references I have an uncle in cali that works for NASA and some others... the Place kick ass I'll be putting a green house is on 3+ acres all fenced and i'll be running some indoor too Wish me luck!!! I got lots of work ahead of me!!! this should be fun!!!

 

[zenoonez]

I put good references I have an uncle in cali that works for NASA and some others... the Place kick ass I'll be putting a green house is on 3+ acres all fenced and i'll be running some indoor too Wish me luck!!! I got lots of work ahead of me!!! this should be fun!!!

Sounds great man how much is the rent?

 

[Dr.Dank]

Sounds great man how much is the rent?

1,850 per month + 2,000 electric bill.... 3,850?
Plus water, garbage and what ever else... (420)0 hehe

What are some good outdoor strains?? i got plenty of Mr.nice genetics to pop that im dying for.

 

[zenoonez]

1,850 per month + 2,000 electric bill.... 3,850?
Plus water, garbage and what ever else... (420)0 hehe

What are some good outdoor strains?? i got plenty of Mr.nice genetics to pop that im dying for.

Nice man. How many bedrooms? Sq ft? Sounds like a great setup man.

 

[Dr.Dank]

Well I cant give all my info even tho I'll be legal, but its big enough man . Now I need some planning and a little research...

 

[milehighmedical]

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[Dr.Dank]

Dayum 5,000 per lb? nice mate! I lived in Fl most of my life and here shit goes for 3100-4000 for top quality... usually around 3700 and dude takes 15-20 + at ones.....and cali prices are around there too I think.. maybe even higher...fair for me.... Im not looking to get rich or anything... I just want to follow my dreams and hopefully do something productive that will actually help the sick or the ones in need of quality meds for a reasonable price... i find a lot of the herb out in dispensaries is not the best of qualities....
some are but those go for 75$ an 8th and 25$ a gram.. crazy to me.
All i wanna do is be able to play around with some genetics learn some more and meet some interesting while im at it.
My family recently has left to south american so im out of FL and coming to the cali scene... after all they need better pot Did you know that just LA medical patients smoke more than 550lb a day? and that not counting all the people that dont have cards, black market... or anything else.
Im trying to see if i can talk to the electric company to get my bill lower and try to get a commercial contract... any ideas?

 

[Strainhunter]

OP KISS!
Original Poster Keep It Simple Stupid!

Don't make up long winding stories where you have to remember @ a later point what you said!

Tell who ever you make your money by selling on Ebay.

If they ask where your warehouse is tell them you have everything dropshipped for you.

 

[Lone Wolf]

i agree cash is king in cali

cash is king in the whole world, not just kali kiddo...


when looking at the rental house, be sure to show interest in the house. The landlord will feel proud if you give positive comments on his rental house. Start out by earning brownie points, the points will go a long way in the rental process...

While you are commenting on his/her rental house, be sure to tell them that you are more then willing to give them first and last months rent, as well as security deposit up front before you move in! 9/10 times this works!

If you go by these rules, you will land the house no matter HOW you technically make money...

now when you want to rent an apartment, or a management company, they tend to go by the books and run credit checks, background checks etc;...

the private landlord wants to keep their overhead low, so they do not want to run credit/bg checks because they usually cost money and that takes money from their bottom line...

show them the money, and enjoy your time in their home! pay your rent on time, and keep the yard clean and maintained, and your landlord will love you....

you want him/her to love you because at anytime shit can hit the fan as a grower and well.... you know the rest....

hope this helps

 

[Dr.Dank]

so Im officially settle in my new place Getting ready to kick some kickflips switch all the way and blend in the best i can in this place Thanks guys! i'll post my grows ones i get it going.

 

[dustin27]

good luck with yo' new place mang

 

[synchro.surfer]

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