Piss Test

[dwarfganja]

I have 14 days until I have to pass a piss test for a job. I smoke everyday 3 or 4 times a day.
Today is my last day smoking since I found out about it today.

Whats the best way to pass this shit!

 

[Bettysmith]

Go running and drink plenty of water.

 

[dwarfganja]

Go running and drink plenty of water.

Thinking about sitting in a sauna daily too!

 

[ibjamming]

Order some fake urine...it's the surest...

If not, skinny is good, go on a diet, it's stored in fat. Drink a LOT of water before you go in...piss a few times too before you go to dilute your urine to almost clear.

But fake urine is the only sure way. I've heard people passing and failing with really varied times since smoking. A few days to a month.

Good luck!

 

[Bettysmith]

Order some fake urine...it's the surest...

If not, skinny is good, go on a diet, it's stored in fat. Drink a LOT of water before you go in...piss a few times too before you go to dilute your urine to almost clear.

But fake urine is the only sure way. I've heard people passing and failing with really varied times since smoking. A few days to a month.

Good luck!

I've heard people successfully passing piss tests with fake urine, as well as detox kits. On the reverse, however, I've also heard of many more failing despite these aids. Keep in mind that if your urine is too diluted, they may not accept it.

I'm still sticking to the idea of running. Being that THC is stored in fat cells, burning off those fat cells is the easiest way to rid yourself of THC. Running is the most simple, as well as effective, method that comes to mind for me.

 

[ChickenSoup]

I would stay away from the detox kits.
The synthetic urine has been working well,although i read today that urine testers have discovered synthetic urine is missing a few compounds that normal urine has, enabling them to detect the fake urine.

Army recruiter had me take niacin with golden seal root many moons ago.Dont know if it actually works,but I pissed clean.

 

[ibjamming]

I've heard people successfully passing piss tests with fake urine, as well as detox kits. On the reverse, however, I've also heard of many more failing despite these aids. Keep in mind that if your urine is too diluted, they may not accept it.

I'm still sticking to the idea of running. Being that THC is stored in fat cells, burning off those fat cells is the easiest way to rid yourself of THC. Running is the most simple, as well as effective, method that comes to mind for me.

Nobody has FAILED a drug test with fake urine. It MAY get rejected like Chickensoup says below...but you can't fail it.

IF you insist on rolling the dice and use your own...diluted and not accepted is always better than "you had just enough to register you as positive...congratulations!" I'd rather have to go back a couple of times with too diluted than go once and fail. just something to think about.

I wish you the best of luck...do you feel lucky? Is passing the test worth $100?

I'd think carefully if this is important to you. Don't leave your future to "internet experts". Even me...I'm just throwing out ideas.

I would stay away from the detox kits.
The synthetic urine has been working well,although i read today that urine testers have discovered synthetic urine is missing a few compounds that normal urine has, enabling them to detect the fake urine.

Army recruiter had me take niacin with golden seal root many moons ago.Dont know if it actually works,but I pissed clean.

I saw that here too...but I don't know how accurate it is.

Do you know a "donor" you're SURE will pass? How about a sample? Where is it being done? Can someone else piss for you? Will they carefully check ID?

 

[Nicoli]

Quick Fix, order it.

Done.

 

[dwarfganja]

Quick Fix, order it.

Done.

Yea man think that's the ticket right there!

Thanks!

 

[OrganicOzarks]

Synthetic urine is the best way to go. If you are cheap then you can have a friend pee in a little cup for you. Then get those little hand warmers and a sticky thermometer like for aquariums. The problem is finding a friend that can pass a test.

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

If you are in Canada or Oregon, make sure to order the Canadian Version of Quickfix. Canada tests for uric acid and a few labs in Oregon that are not following U.S. laws regarding drug testing are testing for it a well. The Canadian version comes with uric acid crystals that you add to the synthetic urine before you give them the sample. Also make sure that the hand-warmers are "little hotties" and that the batch number is less than 2 years old. There were some counterfeit batches being sold a while back that would fail tests.If you order directly from the manufacturer you won't have to worry about the batch number or the handwarmers, but you will pay a little more.

Other than that, all you'll have to worry about is temperature. I'd say it's foolproof, but if you're reading this, you're more than likely a stoner and we've been known to fuck things up from time to time

 

[VIKINGtrich]

No doubt about it, I use it every time I need to pass a piss test at work....Its Synthetic Urine.....Easy and pretty cheap.....Actually, everytime I need to go into the office to talk to anyone, I have the bottle of sythentic urine in my waist band, just incase....I've passed alot of test this way, and now, alot of guys that I work with pass it the same way...lol.... No doubt about it, SHIT WORKS!

When I use abottle, On the way home, I pick up another bottle, so I ALWAYS have a bottl eof it, right beside me, while working.....Good luck, and for Gods sake, Please don't stop smoking pot because your employer wants cheaper insurance....Its your right to smoke it up...Shit, tell your employer to call you Cheech from here on out.

 

[VIKINGtrich]

If you are in Canada or Oregon, make sure to order the Canadian Version of Quickfix. Canada tests for uric acid and a few labs in Oregon that are not following U.S. laws regarding drug testing are testing for it a well. The Canadian version comes with uric acid crystals that you add to the synthetic urine before you give them the sample. Also make sure that the hand-warmers are "little hotties" and that the batch number is less than 2 years old. There were some counterfeit batches being sold a while back that would fail tests.If you order directly from the manufacturer you won't have to worry about the batch number or the handwarmers, but you will pay a little more.

Other than that, all you'll have to worry about is temperature. I'd say it's foolproof, but if you're reading this, you're more than likely a stoner and we've been known to fuck things up from time to time

WOW! Great advice, i did not know that...Crazy shit.....I don't live in either of those states, but still great to know....Nice man..+Rep my man..

 

[dwarfganja]

If you are in Canada or Oregon, make sure to order the Canadian Version of Quickfix. Canada tests for uric acid and a few labs in Oregon that are not following U.S. laws regarding drug testing are testing for it a well. The Canadian version comes with uric acid crystals that you add to the synthetic urine before you give them the sample. Also make sure that the hand-warmers are "little hotties" and that the batch number is less than 2 years old. There were some counterfeit batches being sold a while back that would fail tests.If you order directly from the manufacturer you won't have to worry about the batch number or the handwarmers, but you will pay a little more.

Other than that, all you'll have to worry about is temperature. I'd say it's foolproof, but if you're reading this, you're more than likely a stoner and we've been known to fuck things up from time to time

Good to know!

I was gonna order it from here http://www.quickfixurine.com/ what do you think?

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

Good to know!

I was gonna order it from here http://www.quickfixurine.com/ what do you think?

I don't have any experience with that site. I've always purchased mine from storefronts on Amazon.com there used to be a storefront on there that sold the 2oz bottles for $10-$15, but the last time I looked for them I couldn't find them. Be sure to visit the following link and read the info about the counterfeit batches. It's also the manufacturer's website and you could buy it directly from them.

http://www.urineluck.com/productcart/pc/viewContent.asp?idpage=12

 

[cheifstrongleaf]

WOW! Great advice, i did not know that...Crazy shit.....I don't live in either of those states, but still great to know....Nice man..+Rep my man..

Hey man, I just try to pass on any helpful knowledge I come across. There's a forum on another cannabis related site that has a lot of great information regarding drug testing. I'm going to post the site link, but it may get removed if it violates the terms of use here. Mods - I apologize if it does! Anyway, it's boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing There are several members there - burnt_toast, Killerweed420, and a couple of others that really know their stuff when it comes to testing.

 

[IE2KS_KUSH]

Re: Piss Test

Dude just fucking sub it and be done seriousely then go smoke a joint. Sub by far and away the best thing to do, its simple, and it works.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

Go running and drink plenty of water.

ya. thc binds to fat molecules, so the more fat you burn the better. Also take Niacin pills.

Also go buy the detox "made for large people" just because it works better. Also buy the detox pills which are made for the night before.

 

[Sleepy]

wow...they test for uric acid now?

i take allopurino; to control the gout...this reduces uric acid in my blood/flushes it from my system so i don't get an attack.

the last two times i had to piss in a cup, i substituted clean urine.

1-obtain clean urine. you will need 2-3 ounces.
2-keep in the fridge in a clean glass container until the day of the test.
3-right before the test, heat clean urine to 115 degrees.
4-put warm urine in a small tube shaped container.
5-put container in your sock.
6-go to test site.
7-when they give you the cup/vial to fill up, pour the urine in the cup. the cups now have a thermometer right on them. (like a fish tank thermometer). make sure you hit the target temperature. if it is still too warm, blow on it...this will cool it down. when you hit the right temp, hand it in.

if it is a supervised test, this will not work.

good luck!

 

[s13sr20det]

dilution is the solution. once i passed 3 days after smoking bout 4 grams