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a couple of layers of sandwich wrap (aka Saran Wrap, PE film) is not enough as the contents will probably come out the other end with a bit of funky stink to it.
a better way to wrap and swallow is to wrap a couple of tight layers of Saran, wave a Bic lighter flame near it to "shrink wrap" it, repeat then insert each egg in tiny balloon, pull tight, knot it and then push the egg through again and knot it again, trim off the excess, down the gullet and you are set to run the guantlet...with two layers of wrap and two layers of latex there will be no funk happening next day. Try eating something with the eggs, especially if you are gulping down lots of them or you might get an upset stomache, for example eat something bland like mash potato. Also eat activated charcoal tablets with your eggs so they come out the other end much cleaner. For a big gut full of eggs, 1/2 a kilo or more, and a travelling duration of over 20 hours or so, eat half a tab of diarrhea medicine with the eggs to make sure you get to your destination without an "accident"..the professional runners also use large plugs of hash inserted in their whazoo to prevent a "blow out". Next day, a mesh bag. liquid soap and a shower hose will clean them up fast too.
but I wouldn't do it, not just because of the risk of jail (although it's definitely the safest way to carry), doing this can seriously fuck up your insides (so it becomes "outsides") if you haven't trained for it by expanding your capacity, knowing exactly what you are doing and knowing your body .....and anyway, is what amounts to a few months wages earned in a couple of days worth a few years in jail? not in my book
a better way to wrap and swallow is to wrap a couple of tight layers of Saran, wave a Bic lighter flame near it to "shrink wrap" it, repeat then insert each egg in tiny balloon, pull tight, knot it and then push the egg through again and knot it again, trim off the excess, down the gullet and you are set to run the guantlet...with two layers of wrap and two layers of latex there will be no funk happening next day. Try eating something with the eggs, especially if you are gulping down lots of them or you might get an upset stomache, for example eat something bland like mash potato. Also eat activated charcoal tablets with your eggs so they come out the other end much cleaner. For a big gut full of eggs, 1/2 a kilo or more, and a travelling duration of over 20 hours or so, eat half a tab of diarrhea medicine with the eggs to make sure you get to your destination without an "accident"..the professional runners also use large plugs of hash inserted in their whazoo to prevent a "blow out". Next day, a mesh bag. liquid soap and a shower hose will clean them up fast too.
but I wouldn't do it, not just because of the risk of jail (although it's definitely the safest way to carry), doing this can seriously fuck up your insides (so it becomes "outsides") if you haven't trained for it by expanding your capacity, knowing exactly what you are doing and knowing your body .....and anyway, is what amounts to a few months wages earned in a couple of days worth a few years in jail? not in my book
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