What was the most lame ass toy you had as a kid?

[eddie.saw]

for real...legos were the shit, i guess everyone has their likes and dislikes, worst toy i had as a kid was a top collection santa gave me one year, like wtf santa, i asked for a sega that year not blocks of wood with a tip and a handle.

 

[Kalicokitty]

Girders and panels
Complete crap, you could make 2, maybe 3 buildings before so many parts were either lost, or broken, that you couldn't make anything anymore.

 

[Kalicokitty]

Sea monkeys
The ad in the comic books made it seem like they were little sea horse people, when they were really just water bugs.

 

[Cookie monster]

lego blocks

Anyone who does'nt like lego's is a prime candidate for a serial killer imo.
Lego bricks outnumber us humans and will become our future masters.

My lamest toy was an Action Man inflatable dingy, you could blow it up and it would float but just try and get it to not capsize when you put Action Man in it

 

[RoachClip]

My Lame ass Toy of a Life Time was Silly Putty Man

I begged my parents to buy me this piece of shit toy and they said NO! So i said ok fuck begging I started saving bottles and helping carry bags for my gradma & saved up after almost a year to fucking buy this piece of shit toy at the five & dime - AKA woolworth's back in the day.

The commercials & the hype and every day looking at my superman ceramic bank fill up I had enough change and some dollar bills to go with my grandma to take me to get this amazing toy that broke my heart at the ripe old age of 8.

 

[budlykush]

 

[Japanfreakier]

you win

 

[confused]

lol here's a video of a guy using the Johnny Astro, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73iqy9Kkb2s Skip to 3:50, he'S doing some cool shit, this would be fun high.

Funniest shit I've watched in a while. I'm pretty high through.

 

[Tilt]

Toys that suck

1. water rocket went up once fell and the hard plastic would shatter
2. sit and spin or better spin and shit yourself
3. cup and ball
4. paddle ball
5. x-ray glasses
6. pogo ball sucked
7. barrell of monkeys
8. plastic tipped darts
9. pick up sticks
10. etcha sketch


Cool ass toys
1. Big wheel
2. dirt bike
3. leggos
3. erector set
4. dads playboys
5. lite bright
6. easy bake oven
7. star wars jabba the hut barge
8. daisy bb gun
9. super soaker
10. spirograph

 

[bobcat1963]

Pong

 

[Space Toker]

Spoiled candy ass rich kids! All my toys sucked, I was poor! I was just happy to have ANY toys! I would have given my right eye to have toys like in post # 4, 10 and 12, didn't even know such things existed! I would have even appreciated the banana-shaped skateboard or roller skates! Rich people stunted my development!

 

[IWanaGetHiSoHi]

Super Elastic Bubble Plastic was a huge disappointment. It was also a huge mess.

 

[Mudita]

magic rocks

 

[Throwgar]

piece of crap nintendo power glove

Worst POS toy ever. I spent $200 for that fucker from my paper route money.

 

[BudWiz]

They aren´t even the real turtles imo.. and they also had a car that they didn´t fit into.. whats up with that??!

 

[Space Toker]

ugh don't even get me started on those lame cabbage patch kids or turtles!

 

[Japanfreakier]

I remember when those things came out and my aunt was driving around like mad looking for one for my little cousin, a boy, and I couldn't quite get my head around him wanting one. I always thought he was a little soft in the head for loving his "My Buddy" talking doll.

 

[straintester]

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[Herbalista]

Got a puppy once for Christmas....but it wouldn't wake up!.....

 

[rogerw]

lol here's a video of a guy using the Johnny Astro, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73iqy9Kkb2s Skip to 3:50, he'S doing some cool shit, this would be fun high.

MINE was the table top joy stick piece of shit. It never did anything like the tv ad showed on saturday cartoon time. Fucking liar . Made so much noise and with the table top you could not move it just blow it up and down.